Girl falls down big well while riding ATV - serious injury

diceisgod · 09-03-2007, 05:18 PM

But no big deal though, don't worry. Her pussy's ok.

HedCold · 09-03-2007, 07:19 PM

crisis averted!

The Prodigal Son · 09-03-2007, 07:29 PM

Thank God! I would have lost sleep.

Goatweed · 09-03-2007, 09:55 PM

that's what she gets for driving around a fucking well.

The Jays · 09-03-2007, 11:35 PM

Yeah, seriously, those things are supposed to be driven in like fields and wooded trails, and maybe with a bit more supervision.

Keyser Soze · 09-04-2007, 01:48 AM

i hope funsnap's pussy wasn't too injured from the impact of the ATV falling into it.

The Prodigal Son · 09-04-2007, 10:33 PM

Nothing can dent that cunt!

Goatweed · 09-05-2007, 03:28 AM

Keyser Soze Wrote:i hope funsnap's pussy wasn't too injured from the impact of the ATV falling into it.

2 for 2 !

diceisgod · 09-16-2007, 05:02 PM

87 Thai die in airline crash and further intensifies the debate regarding 3rd world air travel and whether 10,000 parrakeet's shackled together and to 90-150 baskets is sufficient to transport just as many chinks safely.

diceisgod · 09-22-2007, 01:24 PM

Jim Carrey takes care of Jenny McCarthy's retart son and her defective pussy.

diceisgod · 09-23-2007, 04:39 PM

Largest Natural Disaster in the History of California: Salma Hayek's pussy ruined and mutilated beyond repair

Mad · 09-23-2007, 08:32 PM

At least she bagged herself a billionaire before destroying it.

diceisgod · 09-23-2007, 09:57 PM

Human beings are fucking disgusting when they do that, it's like squeezing a tomato until it tears and a bit of juice and slime shit comes out and you tape it back up and wait for it to heal. People that actually want a smelly, loud, little diarrhea factory that will just grow up to be a scumbag anyway per the 99.9% rate and not to screw themselves sore everyday will always be a fucking mystery to me.

Goatweed · 09-24-2007, 04:18 PM

the thing that's really awful isn't the kid coming out - that's actually really fucking cool. The afterbirth and shit that follows is awful...like a floodgate opens up for 3 seconds or something.

Mad · 09-24-2007, 04:51 PM

Do you feel any difference in post-birth coitus?

Goatweed · 09-25-2007, 02:02 AM

nope - feels fine to me :thumbsup:

diceisgod · 10-06-2007, 02:42 PM

Lake amoebas will snuff your ass.

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diceisgod · 11-25-2007, 11:21 PM

I think it would be much more news-worthy (if ever there is such a time) to report when parts of California are NOT on fire & burning out of control.

Goatweed · 11-26-2007, 07:55 PM

when all is said & done the whole state is gonna look like a piece of overdone toast.

diceisgod · 11-26-2007, 10:11 PM

I think that's where Hell is and they are just covering it up with wildfire propaganda. Hollywood starlets, Los Angeles gangs & riots, the Manson murders, Disneyland, Arnold Schwartzeneggar....the list goes on and on.