I can crash your hard drive for you :burnfucker:
Mow your lawn
Build databases
Change lightbulbs without a ladder, unless you have high ceilings
I can tape all of your buttcheeks together :thumbs-up:
<center>Special thanks to a certain file server for obliterating my pics......assholes!</center>
<center>What the fuck are YOU looking at?</center>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!