Janet reno - Party machine

GonzoStyle · 07-20-2002, 03:23 AM

Janet Reno was welcoming fans and voters to "Janet Reno's Dance Party" at a trendy South Beach nightclub on Friday night.

Reno was quoted as saying:

Quote:"I can't decide whether I should wear a black miniskirt or the blue dress," Reno deadpanned

I was wondering shit if I wanna party who better with than Janet Reno? Especially in a miniskirt for easy access when my charm sways her for some hard core fuckin'.

IkeaBoy · 07-20-2002, 03:23 AM

Will Ferrel = prophet?

GonzoStyle · 07-20-2002, 03:24 AM

Yes he is, lol.

crx girl · 07-20-2002, 03:27 AM

Quote:Especially in a miniskirt for easy access when my charm sways her for some hard core fuckin'.

ok, that's just disgusting :crackhead:

fbd · 07-20-2002, 03:28 AM

will she be locking everybody in for four years?

GonzoStyle · 07-20-2002, 03:29 AM

are you jealous cause her dick is bigger than yours?

I know I am.

IkeaBoy · 07-20-2002, 03:29 AM

I want to see her on Ecstasy

GonzoStyle · 07-20-2002, 03:31 AM

Quote:I want to see her on Ecstasy

OH GOD YES!!!!

Even so, sometimes you just gotta take the pussy. I'd give my left arm to fuck Janet reno. Just imagine the pent up sexual frustration, god she would drain you like HIV.

OAS · 07-22-2002, 12:04 PM

She will be looking for interns if she wins Gonzo. Just think, you can bend over and snap your thong for her. The rest will be exquisite history. :lol:

Galt · 07-22-2002, 12:45 PM

I saw her shaking the other day in the middle of a news conference. I think this "dance party" thing is starting to go to her head.

Sean Cold · 07-22-2002, 01:08 PM

Quote:I saw her shaking

are you sure she wasn't having a seizure?

All those flashing bulbs from thecameras could have that affect.

Why in the name of christ is this woman still in the fuckin news, anyway?