FU to soft toilet paper

Maynard · 01-21-2003, 02:55 PM

WTF man. How come something that feels so good on your ass, falls apart? I think they trick you. Buy meeeee....we're soft.....then you get it home and wipe your ass with it, and it crumbles. It becomes all powdery and shit and you have a white residue all over your butthole and have to take a fucking shower.

Luckily I have wet wipes in the bathroom, and it seems to solve this problem.

Luna · 01-21-2003, 03:16 PM

Would you rather wipe with sandpaper? :crackhead:

Ken'sPen · 01-21-2003, 03:17 PM

I hate the aloe in tissues and toilet paper,
cause when I use em to clean my glasses they get all shmeered.

Maynard · 01-21-2003, 03:17 PM

No, of course not.

I've found a way around it with the combination of wet wipes, but I should have to!

Why don't they just make wet toilet paper?

Luna · 01-21-2003, 03:18 PM

Just use wetones instead......................silly. :poke:

Hey Ladi · 01-21-2003, 04:17 PM

guys always have that fluffy toilet paper

I like the industrial one-ply stuff, it holds a fluffy shape better & doesn't have lint