In Soviet Russia...

[The Sleeper]

forum stones you!

[Weird NJ]

In Soviet Russia, Weed smokes You!

[The Jays]

In Soviet Russia, munchies eat you!

[Goatweed]

in soviet russia, jokes drag you out!

[The Jays]

Actually, they do that in Soviet Russia. If you tell a joke for too long, they tie you to a truck and drag you around. I've seen it, it's terrible.

[Keyser Soze]

in soviet russia, truck drags you!



wait.

uhm.

let me get back to you.

[The Jays]

in soviet russia, Stalin kills 20 million people!

[Goatweed]

in soviet russia, bowls pack you!