Fuck!

[Danked]

I hate the when the cord comes out of my hoodie in the wash.

Now I gotta sit here and thread it back through.

[Galt]

staple it in.

[Danked]

Silly!

[Mad]

Or tie it together before washing it.

[Galt]

Or wear adult clothes.

[Silera]

Kids hoods don't come with cords anymore because apparently children have become so stupid that they strangle themselves with them.

[Galt]

Or they tie them around the bases of their penises to make themselves really hard and big when they beat off into their mommies' panties.

[Goatweed]

I got plenty hard on my own, I didn't need a rope - my mom's panties were sexy as hell.

[Danked]

I succeed, in case you were curious.

[The Jays]

Me penis gets rock hard, like igneous rock hard. That's how hot. And. Hard.

[The Jays]

Yo shit, I rock, son. I use the word. And. As a. Sentance.