R.i.p. - Board member obits take two.

[DGW]

Arpi, are you mad it's not be talking to you? I have room for you too snookems.

GS always makes me blush.

[JIMMYSNUKA]

Here in this thimble we bury grumpy. Who would of thought he would die helping his mother. All he did was try and fit her through the damn doorway. He slit her arms with a steak knife so the crisco would lube up the doorway to help slide her through. She was almost through when her ass crack opened to reveal rows of teeth. It swallowed our dear grumpy up whole and she spit him our her nose like a snot rocket. We will all miss grumpy.

But as usual...back to his house to service his mom and her asshole with teeth.

[Sluggo]

Jimmy Snuka was found dead in a puddle of his own blood.
Investigations later shewed that his penis was bitten off at the root.
There was also traces of feces on his pubic area.
Foul play is suspected.