Ranking the emissions

[Galt]

Here's the working list.

15. blood
14. cough
13. spit
12. vomit
11. hiccup
10. earwax
9. snot (picked)
8. burp
7. pimple puss
6. sneeze
5. snot (blown)
4. fart
3. piss
2. shit
1. cum

[GonzoStyle]

it's not as interesting when it isn't a poll

[Galt]

anyone who didn't pick cum if it were a poll will remain pale, friendles virgins til the day they day.

[GonzoStyle]

anyone who didn't pick cum if it were a poll will remain pale, friendles virgins til the day they day.

would they rue the day they day?

[diceisgod]

Any day you day or who day, you may need to-day consider or maybe even distinguish between the "varieties" of vommit possible. Being an ex-drunkard, I can testify that there are indeed differences or "varieties".

The easiest thing to do is forget about "context & circumstance" (ie excessive drunkeness, legitimate illness, etc) and just make two "piles". The first is a "barf" which is "non-too-crazy-excessive" food or drink related (illness related too, we'll squeeze that in here). What you drink &/or ate will further subdivide or "distinguish" the "varieties". But fuck all that and let me make my real point now.

When you go out on a fucking real nasty booze/coke/whatever bender for however many days, then sleep it off, and then wake to pay your toll (for as many as 3-4 days - I've had hangovers last for a whole week...but...) you will at some point (if you live) vomit up that bright yellow or "egg-yolk"-like shit. That's HELL and the other "variety" of vomit doesn't come close to try to compare them or say they are the same experience.

Regards