In space, no one can hear your teddy bear scream. - Things that make you go "what the fuck?"

Arthur Dent · 03-26-2002, 01:42 PM

Attention: There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting.

If oranges smell like chicken, why are tomatoes blue? Think about it!

If you're standing on your head, and you pull your pants down, is that really such a bad thing?

LZMF1 · 03-26-2002, 01:44 PM

i'm waiting for ken's pen to post a witty reply to this one.

NaughtyAngel · 03-26-2002, 01:53 PM

a man walked into a bar and said ouch

Metalfan · 03-26-2002, 02:01 PM

Ahhhhhhh, I needed a new place to fart...thanks tool

Confused

tands, drops trou, farts...watches paint peel from wall:

Yep, works everytime Smile

JIMMYSNUKA · 03-26-2002, 03:00 PM

Hmmm nothing really makes go "What the fuck"

Metalfan · 03-26-2002, 03:03 PM

JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:Hmmm nothing really makes go "What the fuck"

Not even the first time you peered into the toxic waste site that is Grump's grandma's hatchet wound? damn, took me a good few minutes to get my bearings in there, but now its just a second home :crackhead:

Sephiroth · 03-26-2002, 04:09 PM

My Penis smells of Prawns.

JIMMYSNUKA · 03-26-2002, 04:12 PM

This made me say what the fuck for a second.

but then i kinda found him hot and violated him.

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Arthur Dent · 03-27-2002, 01:34 PM

If you're flying down the highway, and your wings fall off your boat how many pancakes can you stack on top of a green doghouse?

Hey Ladi · 03-27-2002, 05:49 PM

42

Luna · 03-27-2002, 08:32 PM

JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:This made me say what the fuck for a second.

but then i kinda found him hot and violated him.

Awwwww....what a beautiful baby. :loveya:

Sloatsburgh · 03-28-2002, 09:56 PM

Arthur Dent Wrote:If you're flying down the highway, and your wings fall off your boat how many pancakes can you stack on top of a green doghouse?

That's it!

The Universal Question!