Saved by the bell appreciation thread

Metalfan · 03-26-2002, 03:22 PM

Banana_juice Wrote:
Quote:And didn't everyone's high school have such a great malt shop to hang out at?

the MAXX was the shit, yo..

i liked the episode with the big wrestling match between slater and needick from the other school.. very dramatic.

was that the world's smallest fucking gym or what? :roflmao:

silly me, i bet against Slater too...what was I thinking...of course he'd win for his butt buddy Screechy-poo

Doc · 03-26-2002, 03:23 PM

Ahh...The Maxx

What about the one where Kelly was going to be a teen model, but it involved going to Europe for a few weeks, so Zach tried to sabotage it so she wouldn't be selected.

His reasoning was, "I know it's only three weeks, but you know how long that is in teen years?"

You know, caffine addiction is like, one step away from crack whore, we should have seen 'Showgirls' coming a mile away

The Sleeper · 03-26-2002, 03:24 PM

I think Saved by the Bell coined the term "5-minute rule", where if a teacher doesn't come in within 5 minutes after the bell rings, class is dismissed. I heard that all throughout high school and even in college. It amazes me the influence Saved by the Bell has had on our culture.

Galt · 03-26-2002, 03:32 PM

Doc Wrote:You know, caffine addiction is like, one step away from crack whore, we should have seen 'Showgirls' coming a mile away

Speaking of that, how funny was her pool sex scene in that movie?

Writhing around like an epileptic marlin. Could anyone ever get off that way? I'd get water up my nose and start choking to death.

Not very sexy.

Sean Cold · 03-26-2002, 04:02 PM

My all time favorite episode is the one when Lark Vorhees gets addicted to crack. She sucks the glass dick and starts rollin with the Bloods. After Bayside High is taken over, they showed the rest of the gand huddled at the Maxx. They talk about how the colored folk took over the whole school and that there is brothers everywhere. Jesse says that all this shit and changes are bound to happen now that Bayside is an inner city place. Thats when all is silent and Zack stands up and says "Not in my school" and it was continued the following week.

The next weeks episode started with little darkie chick Lark [ can't remember her character name} sucking the dick of the gang leader in Mr. B's office when Zack and Screech burst in straped with dual 9mm. The Bloods leader sttood up and screamed "don't you fools know who I be?" and Screech turned his guns side ways and opened him up with ten shots. After the guy falls, Zack stood over him, took a time out 6to talk to the camera and said "He didn't know it before he got leaded, but he is now history" which made the laugh track burst into laughter.

NaughtyAngel · 03-26-2002, 04:04 PM

i used to fucking love that show
i watched it religiously
the newest cast sucked major ass though

lisa shouldve given screech some lovin i think

Metalfan · 03-26-2002, 04:06 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce the newest script writer for the WB..... Sean "I'll Cap Your Ass, Yo" Cold. That would have been an award winning episode man...LOL.

Oh, and the character is Lisa Turtle

Sephiroth · 03-26-2002, 04:16 PM

The Subliminal Tape Episode!!

"ZAAAACCHHHH.... I LOOOOOVEEEEE YOOOOOOOOU.. WEAR MY PIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN.............."

IkeaBoy · 03-26-2002, 04:28 PM

Sephiroth Wrote:The Subliminal Tape Episode!!

"ZAAAACCHHHH.... I LOOOOOVEEEEE YOOOOOOOOU.. WEAR MY PIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN.............."

The best part of that episode is when Slater comes out of the closet

Keyser Soze · 03-26-2002, 04:28 PM

This thread is truly frightening.

Next you'll be discussing Degrassi Jr. High.

JIMMYSNUKA · 03-26-2002, 04:30 PM

wait a sec here.

is this a serious discussion about saved by the fucking bell?!?!?

what a horrible show and i am deeply disgusted that this thread can pop up here. this is actually making me cry.

they should of did the show in preschool with me as the teacher. i would have taken every one of them into the "bathroom" during class for special attention. they would come out with their eyes crusted shut and walking like they have a load of shit in their pants.

BAH to all of you for starting this thread.

I am now retreating back to my home (the short bus)

but i must defile this thread first.

nothing luck a bucket o abortion

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Galt · 03-26-2002, 04:47 PM

Keyser Soze Wrote:This thread is truly frightening.

Next you'll be discussing Degrassi Jr. High.

Remember when that punk chick with the really weird hair found out she was pregnant?

How about when they made a horror movie in the hallways during a Saturday?

Did you know that one of the kids from that show played Randy Quaid's son in Independence Day which was just on TV the other day?

Don't you love how Hollywood now seems it's time that we as a country "move on" from the tragedy, and now they constantly show movies that were immediately banned after 9/11?

On one night of TV, the other day, Patriot Games, Executive Decision (where Islamic fundamentalists hijack a commercial airliner and plan on crashing it into Washington DC) and Independence Day (where the Empire State's Building is blown up)