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[Sloatsburgh]

Since no one is talking...

two nights ago I got pulled over by a NY trooper for rolling through a 3-way stop sign half mile from my house.




I didn't get a ticket.

[release the bats]

i got a ticket for rolling through a stop sign last summer. it sucked ass. there are usually never cops where that cop was sitting. by usually never i mean that aside from when i got a ticket, i have never seen a cop there and havent seen one since. figures.

[GonzoStyle]

I like tacos

[release the bats]

i had an incredible burrito in philly on tuesday.

[GonzoStyle]

did you hang out with DIG?

[Rooner]

Since no one is talking...

two nights ago I got pulled over by a NY trooper for rolling through a 3-way stop sign half mile from my house.




I didn't get a ticket.

Youve got something on your chin.

[release the bats]

did you hang out with DIG?

nah, me and charlie manson sang some folk songs though.

[GonzoStyle]

did you hang out with DIG?

nah, me and charlie manson sang some folk songs though.

Can I touch you!

[release the bats]

whats in it for me.

[GonzoStyle]

you feeling my warm touch and slow hand.

[Rooner]

you feeling my warm touch and slow hand.

NOW I know what karoake song to sing!

As the midnight moon
Was drifting through
The lazy sway of the trees
I saw the look in your eyes
Looking into mine
Seeing what you wanted to see
Darlin' don't say a word
'cos I already heard
What your body's saying to mine
I'm tired of fast moves
I've got a slow groove
On my mind

I want a man with a slow hand
I want a lover with an easy touch
I want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
I want somebody who will understand
When it comes to love
I want a slow hand

On shadowed ground
With no one around
And a blanket of stars in our eyes
We are drifting free
Like two lost leaves
On the crazy wind of the night
Darlin' don't say a word
'Cos I already heard
What your body's saying to mine
If I want it all night
You say it's alright
Ooooooh, we got the time

'Cos I got a man with a slow hand
I got a lover with an easy touch
I've found somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
I've found somebody who will understand
When it comes to love
I want a slow hand

If I want it all night
Please, say it's alright
It's not a fast move
But a slow groove
On my mind

'Cos I got a man with a slow hand
I got a lover with an easy touch
I've found somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
I've found somebody who will understand
I've found a lover
With a slow hand

Oooooh, a lover with a slow hand
And I get all excited
With his easy touch
I've found somebody
Who will spend the night
Not come and go in a heated rush

[GonzoStyle]

preach nigga, preach!

[release the bats]

you feeling my warm touch and slow hand.

it probably has cat hair all over it.

[GonzoStyle]

you feeling my warm touch and slow hand.

it probably has cat hair all over it.

Makes it smooooooove

[Goatweed]

the trooper was clearly a pussy.