Pee shy

Arthur Dent · 06-05-2002, 06:39 PM

Pee Shy = Pschological Disorder!!

Now you have an excuse for not pissing in public!

Hey Ladi · 06-05-2002, 06:56 PM

I don't like being in the bathroom next to people, especially when the other stall is empty, but they take the one next to me. Or going right in after someone, I want to wait for the pee fumes to clear first.

Every once in awhile I dream I'm peeing too. There I am stuck on the pot, and people keep coming to talk to me, and I can't stand up to wipe & come out & do whatever it is they want me for, because they won't leave me alone. I don't enjoy those, I get pissed off in the dream.

Sluggo · 06-05-2002, 08:05 PM

Quote:pissed off

:crackhead:

Maynard · 06-05-2002, 08:06 PM

I'm not pee shy at all. After all the times I've used Sluggo's bathroom, there's no WAY I could be pee shy.

Sluggo · 06-05-2002, 08:15 PM

This is true...
you have to move furniture to close the door to the laundry room...

Spitfire · 06-05-2002, 08:21 PM

:rofl:

I get pee shy all the time at public restrooms. I can't pee if there's anyone else in the stalls...especially if a friend comes in with me and starts talking to me (biggest pet peeve!) When I'm drunk, though, all bets are off

Arthur Dent · 06-05-2002, 09:19 PM

Bathroom conversation is just WRONG!!!!!!!!

Hey Ladi · 06-05-2002, 09:20 PM

Or those people who stand in the bathroom when they are done & just continue to talk!

drusilla · 06-06-2002, 05:42 PM

for some reason i am not pee shy in a public bathroom, but i hate it when i am home & someone is talking to me through the door, or someone is standing right outside the bathroom talking to someoen else. that makes me nuts.

LZMF1 · 06-06-2002, 06:15 PM

nope, not me.

if i gotta take a leak i just do it. i couldn't care if the pope was standing at the urinal next to me.

Hey Ladi · 06-06-2002, 07:16 PM

Yes, but he is kind of bent over, what if you caught him staring? Or he wanted to bless it?

LZMF1 · 06-06-2002, 07:21 PM

the worst is when you're stocking the lake with brown trout and someone sits in the stall next to you and tries to start up a conversation....

Sluggo · 06-06-2002, 08:16 PM

Especially when they offer you brownies.

Maynard · 06-06-2002, 08:16 PM

or peanut butter...

Sluggo · 06-06-2002, 08:21 PM

Chunky peanut butter

Arthur Dent · 06-07-2002, 04:21 PM

shenis

Just seemed appropriate here.

Hey Ladi · 06-07-2002, 04:49 PM

:rofl: I like the tag line "Squat no mo!"

Skitchr4u · 06-07-2002, 07:56 PM

i don't get shy when i am going...but like ladi, i don't like going after someone just vacated a stall...something inherintly wrong with a warm seat...