Alkey loves me....

[Rooner]

....this I know,
for Y M B tells me so,
my hairy ass to him belongs,
I am weak and buttons make him strong,
YES, Alkey loves me,
YES, Alkey loves me,
YES, Alkey loves me,
The hole it tells me so.

Please, sing Alkeys praises with me.

[Rooner]

Alkey=England
Rooner=William Wallace