I'm going out!

[IrishAlkey]

Admitting it is half the battle.

[fbd]

i thought knowing was half the battle...

[IrishAlkey]

I guess that means if you admit that you know it, you win the battle, but not the war, since your dick is still small. :confused:

[fbd]

i think so...it either means that, or it means that i win a new salt shaker

[Jack]

I guess that means if you admit that you know it, you win the battle, but not the war, since your dick is still small

Does anyone else find this intriguing (sp?)? Alkey making fun of someone else having a small dick.

[Silera]

I'm staring at my parents mistakes too, so can you.

[IrishAlkey]

or it means that i win a new salt shaker

There are prizes?!?!?!

Holy shit!

I must've won a Durango!

Jack, join the club. I'm sure you can.

[Silera]

I don't have a penis, but if I did it would be a big one.

[Jack]

Jack, join the club. I'm sure you can.

Alright... who told. It was a lie. A fucking lie. Don't believe whoever told you that.

[IrishAlkey]

I don't have a penis

Jack hacked Sil's account!

[fbd]

no!no prizes for you.prizes are for me, ONLY

[Silera]

I want a prize dammit.

[IrishAlkey]

damn you!

It's not about me in Maynard's thread.

I'm powerless.

I'm gonna get my ass kicked all over this diner.

[Jack]

I want a prize dammit.

I was gonna say you could have Alkey, but that would be a punishment.

[IrishAlkey]

:disappointed:

[Silera]

My hypothetically large penis wouldn't be able to compete with Ants actually large penis.

[Jack]

:roflmao: {:p}

[IrishAlkey]

I was gonna say you could have Alkey, but that would be a punishment.

I'LL STICK MY TONGUE SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT THAT I'LL BE ABLE TO LICK YOUR BALLS CLEAN!

I call that "gay rage."

[Silera]

Why did that turn me on?

[IrishAlkey]

My hypothetically large penis wouldn't be able to compete with Ants actually large penis.

But your actual vagina is more alluring than his hypothetical vagina, which he denies having anyway: "I don't have a vagina."