04-30-2002, 09:29 PM
I just spoke with my cat, you can call him Sir Toby, and he has decided that he is going to take over the world. His first mission is that he plans on taking over my account on CDIH and turning the forums into Kitty Porn. He has decided to take Maynard on as a mod as well since they both enjoy licking themselves and Maynard tounged Toby's ass once and it was the best moment of his life. He would like everyone to deliver a three pack of Starkist Tuna and you will be allowed to post. He also request that to post here, you must sleep at least 14 hours a day. Hold on a sec, the master calls.....
What?
Ok, I will tell them.
He also requires that the woman here dress up as Furries and stroke his back while you scratch yourselves. He is a hard person to please. Toby will be posting under this account until I can find a way to regain control of my house.
Sorry people.
be very wary.
What?
Ok, I will tell them.
He also requires that the woman here dress up as Furries and stroke his back while you scratch yourselves. He is a hard person to please. Toby will be posting under this account until I can find a way to regain control of my house.
Sorry people.
be very wary.