I'm dying

SLASH · 05-13-2002, 11:46 PM

I am not looking for sympathy, I just wanted to share something personal before it was too late.

Kid Afrika · 05-13-2002, 11:47 PM

is it the HIV?

SLASH · 05-13-2002, 11:50 PM

Yea, I got it from a negro...

Kid Afrika · 05-13-2002, 11:51 PM

LENT strikes again.

But, who knew SLASH was a goth chick?

Sephiroth · 05-13-2002, 11:54 PM

If you're looking for someone to talk you down from the edge, all you'll find is slack-jawed yokels screaming "Jump!!!@#@^%!!22"

Personally, I would land on a white surface if possible. Your mangled, bloody corpse would make your final act look like a post-modern work of art.

Sluggo · 05-13-2002, 11:54 PM

I thought maybe you were bleeding out from shitting those razor blades...
But...Anyway...If this is true I am very glad to have finally met you in person...
The pleasure was all mine.

SLASH · 05-13-2002, 11:56 PM

Magus let me borrow his black, victorian dress. lent never suspected a thing.

PatCooper · 05-13-2002, 11:56 PM

Death is so overrated

Kid Afrika · 05-13-2002, 11:58 PM

Quote:Death is so overrated

And people continue to miss the comedy gold that is this thread.

Maynard · 05-14-2002, 12:05 AM

But SLASH, we never got to see Matthew Ryan together. :disappointed:

SLASH · 05-14-2002, 12:08 AM

I suspected all along that I was dying, but, I was in denial. I came to terms with my fate early last week.

I figured that it was only right to let my family/friends in my physical life know before I let my family/friends in my cyber life know. I am sorry if I offended anyone by not mentioning anything sooner, for that was not my intention.

Maynard · 05-14-2002, 12:12 AM

Quote:I suspected all along that I was dying, but, I was in denial. I came to terms with my fate early last week.

:-( Then I will ask him to dedicate Autopilot to you.

<center>This world is only a moment
This world never made no sense</center>

Kid Afrika · 05-14-2002, 12:14 AM

We are all dying, you tools.

JIMMYSNUKA · 05-14-2002, 12:15 AM

slash i will always cherish the one on one's we have had. the time you fell asleep and you left your pinky in CBH's ass was classic. Especially when you scratched your eye afterwards and 3 hours later it got all pussy and yellow. you know this death thing could be stemming from that occurance. CBH's ass is an bad place.....a UNHOLY place.

Galt · 05-14-2002, 12:16 AM

Quote:We are all dying, you tools

in the Sylvia Platt kind of way, yeah, we're all dying. But you're not dying like Chloe over there.

SLASH · 05-14-2002, 12:17 AM

Quote:This world is only a moment
This world never made no sense

Where is my autopilot?, I need my autopilot, I miss my autopilot... oh that's right, I killed my autopilot...

IkeaBoy · 05-14-2002, 12:19 AM

Hah! and you all thought i'd be the first CDIH suicide.

SLASH · 05-14-2002, 12:23 AM

Ikea, my fate is in god's hands now, where does your fate lie?

IkeaBoy · 05-14-2002, 12:24 AM

Quote:Ikea, my fate is in god's hands now, where does your fate lie?

...there is no God.

Kid Afrika · 05-14-2002, 12:28 AM

so, this is what is sounds like, when chains get pulled?