Quotes from the wise and funny

[Arthur Dent]

Easy game. Just post a quote that is either wise or funny or both.

Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously! - Nietzsche

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers (1879-1935)

[Cunt-Twat]

what the fuck? - everyone

[OAS]

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed - Curly Howard

[Arthur Dent]

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 jokes that aren't funny."
- Ken's Pen (19??-2002)

[Kid Afrika]

It is better to be thought the fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

[Maynard]

When did this change to the irony thread?

[Cunt-Twat]

a little bit of trouble every now and then isn't a bad thing. :moonie:



Edited By Cunt-Twat on May 24 2002 at 10:44

[Kid Afrika]

When did this change to the irony thread?

When you clicked "Add Reply".



Edited By Kid Afrika on May 24 2002 at 10:44

[Maynard]

Hi pot!

[Kid Afrika]

G'day, Kettle.

[Luna]

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What looks large from a distance close-up ain't never that big...

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[Maynard]

What looks large from a distance close-up ain't never that big...

So you're saying that Sluggo Jr really isn't that big after all?

[Luna]

<marquee>Funny how the things you have the hardest time parting with are the things you need the least......</marquee>

[Metalfan]

"Sometimes you just have to day 'I don't give a fuck'" - Riggs and Murtaugh, Lethal Weapon 2

[Arthur Dent]

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

[DGW]

Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder:toast: - Author unknown

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Ben Franklin

Draft beer, not people.

Friends don't let friends drink light beer.

[Galt]

The two worst things a person can do: To stand still or move aimlessly

[Shave Your Tooth]

Hey Ump, I think he's throwing a shitball - little league coach

[Luna]

Here's one for Arpi.....not sure if this realy counts as a quote, tho....

You must tell me, Baby, How your head feels under something like that....your brand-new leopard-skin Sombrero Hat....

:-D

[DGW]

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer - George T

Nanu, nanu - Mork

Let's do it for Johnny! - Dillon's character in The Outsiders