Why

The Sleeper · 06-12-2002, 03:29 AM

Quote:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
let me rephrase...
WHY VODKA...
WHY So many VODKA brands...
why not gin, whiskey etc.....

I don't get the connection between Vodka and Malt
yet they are all making them

It's not only vodka. there is Bacardi Silver, and that new Captain Morgan drink (forget what its called). every alcohol brand is making them because we have become pussified as a society.

Hey Ladi · 06-12-2002, 03:30 AM

Captain Morgan made one too, that'd I'd be more likely to drink

Vodka does nothing for me, it's too sneaky. I prefer dark liquors that let you know they are coming. Whiskey, bourbon, rum... etc.

Ken'sPen · 06-12-2002, 03:32 AM

yeah but dont the rum ones have rum in them???

It's a cuuuuuup with dirt in it.

LZMF1 · 06-12-2002, 03:33 AM

none of them do.....they're all malt beverages

just like wine coolers. it's all just flavored beer.

The Sleeper · 06-12-2002, 03:34 AM

Yea, well, whats wrong with branching out as a company if you can make money. Who says Smirnoff has to ONLY make vodka all the time. One vodka brand decided to experiment with malt bevarages, others saw they were succesful and went along with the trend. Presto, its called capitalism.

LZMF1 · 06-12-2002, 03:35 AM

BINGO!!!!

Hey Ladi · 06-12-2002, 03:37 AM

Quote:every alcohol brand is making them because we have become pussified as a society

I was watching Hollywood Squares from 1963 on the Game Show Network. One of the questions was..... What is the legal amount of drinks you can have before you are in trouble with the law?..... now it's like 1 or 2 right..... it was 6!!! Did they even have seat belts yet!

"Hey, one for the road"

LZMF1 · 06-12-2002, 03:37 AM

i was at a party once and i was chatting with some chick and she was like "i can't drink beer because i get yeast infections........."

i noticed that she was drinking wine coolers and asked her if she knew that she'd be baking a loaf of bread in her panties real soon.

Ken'sPen · 06-12-2002, 03:39 AM

smoooooooooth

Ken'sPen · 06-12-2002, 03:40 AM

OK new question....
Why did the Bud Bowl commercials run for so many years...they sucked

LZMF1 · 06-12-2002, 03:41 AM

i wasn't hitting on her like you would have been........my girlfriend (and soon to be wife) was standing right next to me when i said it and she laughed her ass off!!

The Sleeper · 06-12-2002, 03:41 AM

btw, Bacardi Silver dos have some Rum in it, but its like 2% or some shit, and its still nasty.

Ken'sPen · 06-12-2002, 03:43 AM

Quote:btw, Bacardi Silver dos have some Rum in it, but its like 2% or some shit, and its still nasty

I knew that cause I am a super geniouse

LZMF1 · 06-12-2002, 03:45 AM

yes, but the amount of actual booze in them is almost negligible..........

Edited By LZMF1 on June 11 2002 at 11:51

Ken'sPen · 06-12-2002, 03:47 AM

like your spelling ability?

LZMF1 · 06-12-2002, 03:48 AM

woohoo!!! i fucked up on the spelling of that word. heavens no!!!!!

at least i can spell mitsubishi.

DEEK

Ken'sPen · 06-12-2002, 03:49 AM

wanna fight???
how big are you?

LZMF1 · 06-12-2002, 03:51 AM

6 feet tall

210 lbs

and you?

don't forget about my legendary retard stregnth.....

Edited By LZMF1 on June 11 2002 at 11:53

Ken'sPen · 06-12-2002, 03:53 AM

6'2" 205
you look tougher than me though.....
maybe just rock scissors paper, ok?

LZMF1 · 06-12-2002, 03:53 AM

:rofl:

i had to use him.......sorry

Edited By LZMF1 on June 11 2002 at 11:54