2003 MTV Video Music Awards

The Jays · 08-29-2003, 04:54 PM

people seem to be hung up on fags...

Mad · 08-29-2003, 04:55 PM

Fag jokes almost always funny.

The Jays · 08-29-2003, 04:57 PM

yeah, sure, what are you, 11 years old?

Keyser Soze · 08-29-2003, 04:57 PM

im a big fan of the gay community, those queer eye guys can dress me up anytime.

The Jays · 08-29-2003, 04:58 PM

ugh, what a shitty show.

Keyser Soze · 08-29-2003, 04:58 PM

ive actually never seen it, but they looked very well put together on the awards.

Goatweed · 08-29-2003, 05:01 PM

the restaurant > the queer show

Keyser Soze · 08-29-2003, 05:03 PM

i have a question though, wouldnt you think a group of really hot chicks would be better suited than a bunch of gay guys to show a guy how to dress to impress really hot chicks???

The Jays · 08-29-2003, 05:08 PM

I have another question. How shallow are you that you care so much about your appearance that you seek the help of gay people to dress you?

Who fucking cares.

Goatweed · 08-29-2003, 05:10 PM

:bow:

Keyser Soze · 08-29-2003, 05:17 PM

extremely shallow. i care very much about my appearance. i'd hire my own personal army of queers to show me what to wear if i had the resources.

The Jays · 08-29-2003, 05:20 PM

I hope they revolt and rape you in mutiny.

Keyser Soze · 08-29-2003, 05:22 PM

id keep them quite happy with a room full of barbara streisand records, bon bons, butt plugs, and a subscription to Vanity Fair.

The Jays · 08-29-2003, 05:23 PM

ah, yes, as long as you keep them within the stereotype, you'll be ok.

Keyser Soze · 08-29-2003, 05:25 PM

how silly of me. i meant i'd pay them handsomely.

The Jays · 08-29-2003, 05:27 PM

How would you know what handsomely is? You'd need a fag to tell you how to pay them too!

Keyser Soze · 08-29-2003, 05:30 PM

shit, i never even though of that. ok, add gay accountant to the list. i'm going to have to surround myself with fags.

The Jays · 08-29-2003, 05:31 PM

you're gonna need another faggot to write your lists for you. Mostly because jersey guidos can't read.

Keyser Soze · 08-29-2003, 05:32 PM

but why would jersey guidos need to read my lists?

The Jays · 08-29-2003, 05:36 PM

See, you're the jersey guido, and you need to know how to read in order to write, and you can't do that, because you're a guido, so you need a fag to read for you.

I believe I read somewhere that this is a show about guys helping how the people who used to beat them up in high school. I think that rings true for the show.