What channel should i masturbate to? - Multiple options

OAS · 06-14-2002, 03:08 PM

Quote:not the Spice channel. Playboy after midnight is ok..and "HOT" channel is fair.

You didn't mention the Amatuer Channel. Aren't the Becky Tapes being shown?

BeckyDC · 06-14-2002, 03:10 PM

Quote:Aren't the Becky Tapes being shown?

No..thats next month....free with the purchase of 1 bottle of Sticky Licky lube.

Spitfire · 06-14-2002, 03:13 PM

I think the View's on now...

Starr Jones is one sexy bi-otch

:crackhead:

Sloatsburgh · 06-14-2002, 03:14 PM

Cable porn sucks. Is there anything sadder than guys faking orgasms?

OAS · 06-14-2002, 03:16 PM

Quote:Is there anything sadder than guys faking orgasms?

Yes, guys that have to make a woman fake theirs. :-p

BeckyDC · 06-14-2002, 03:17 PM

why are you woried about guys orgasm-ing..care to share???? :moonie: :moonie: :moonie:

Sloatsburgh · 06-14-2002, 03:21 PM

Quote:Yes, guys that have to make a woman fake theirs

"A real man doesn't care"

You can project (bad pun) yourself and time it so that it's almost like it's your load going all over the girls face, eyes, mouth, hair, curtains, ceiling, best friend, cat, and dinner table.

ftard · 06-14-2002, 03:26 PM

I like the best friend idea, but it depends on how well she can suck.

OAS · 06-14-2002, 03:27 PM

Quote:"A real man doesn't care"

A real man realizes the benefits of caring. Right ladies?

Hey Ladi · 06-14-2002, 03:36 PM

A real woman can do it herself :thumbs-up:

OAS · 06-14-2002, 03:39 PM

Party pooper. Confused

neak:

ftard · 06-14-2002, 03:43 PM

Quote:A real woman can do it herself

Only when she does it while servicing me. Smile

Hey Ladi · 06-14-2002, 03:50 PM

That's why you have two hands

Come on OAS, I'd never be so selfish to say he couldn't watch or something :clueless:

Sloatsburgh · 06-14-2002, 03:50 PM

A real man realizes the benefits of sitting on the couch drinking beers.

ftard · 06-14-2002, 04:45 PM

I would rather sit on a chick while drinking beerz.

Galt · 06-27-2002, 01:58 AM

My free cable is officially fucked up.

I don't have a descrambler myself, but for some reason, I get all the channels through my regular cable box (I assume it's because my cable is wired up through my roommates room, and he's got a descrambler, so it's got to be running through that).

It just stopped working. The last two days....nothing. Starz is the only pay channel I get. The others are gone. ALL GONE. But my roommates descrambler still works in his room, and he hasn't changed anything.

All gone. I have no women. I have no porn. I might as well be Ikea

Sephiroth · 06-27-2002, 02:07 AM

Jerk off to Dateline!