Even I have to stop bitching for a second and admit that this is pure comedic brilliance.
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Now you sittin at home and you got it bad
Yo! I'm a get mine and move slow
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God, I hate Aprikarhu. You are the best. That's why I voted for you for mod. I'll fix it to make sure you win
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For the uninitiated, it's funny because his real name isn't Arpikarhu, or even Screetch......it's Morgan. Can you believe that? An actual male with name Morgan?
Hooooo-weeee. My buddy's wife's name is Morgan. And she sucks a mean dick.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
Quote:I don't know why i laughed so hard at that, but i did.
Doesn't everyone laugh at Arpi's little organ?
Zing!! I'm here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress.
You know, it's just not as much fun to take jabs at someone when they're not here. If I wanted to do that, I could just look at FBP's Cutest Boy Since New Kids On The Block Thread
Edited By Doc on July 07 2002 at 4:24
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
It's not fair to say that someone is on when they keep hitting slow-pitch lobs.
Being on would be if I could somehow make a joke involving Lance armstrong winning the Prologue and you wearing bike shorts...but there's just nothing in the tank now
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
The king of 7-11 jokes is judging humor now? I swear to god I think I might have smirked slightly when reading one out of his 10 million posts I've seen.