I wanna dip my balls in it!

Maynard · 07-12-2002, 09:09 PM

Any of you ever introduce food into sex?

I've used chocolate syrup and whipped cream and honey before.

Anyone use anything weird? Like artichoke hearts or anything? What foods are the best?

And no, I don't want to know if you've fucked a jelly donut either. I mean food with a partner.

Luna · 07-12-2002, 09:11 PM

Ice Cubes. :thumbs-up:

Cunt-Twat · 07-12-2002, 09:11 PM

i never tried food, but beer always makes for good sex

Maynard · 07-12-2002, 09:13 PM

Yes, ice cubes ROCK!!!

And I prefer sex on wine instead of beer. With beer, you end up burping in each others face and have to pee alot. Heh.

Cunt-Twat · 07-12-2002, 09:16 PM

well when you're in the bathroom, it doesn't really matter!!! hehe

Maynard · 07-12-2002, 09:17 PM

:rofl:

But then again.....in the bathroom, your face is nowhere near mine to burp in it. :blow:

Cunt-Twat · 07-12-2002, 09:18 PM

that's right...:fucking:

Arthur Dent · 07-12-2002, 09:23 PM

Now you got me thinking of that scene in 9-1/2 Weeks where Kim Basinger is blindfolded on the floor and Mickey Rourke is feeding her bits of everything in the fridge. :thumbs-up:

Ants in My Pants · 07-12-2002, 09:29 PM

I'm curious to see how that Magic Shell stuff would work. Would your body parts have to be cold for the Magic Shell to harden?

Maynard · 07-12-2002, 09:30 PM

Quote:Would your body parts have to be cold for the Magic Shell to harden?

Yes.

Sloatsburgh · 07-12-2002, 09:34 PM

I like covering a woman's privates in honey and whipped cream!

two weeks later, the bitch has to suffer a yeast infection!!!!

Arpikarhu · 07-12-2002, 09:36 PM

i dont enjoy eating, i find it a bore, so i keep food out of sex

GonzoStyle · 07-12-2002, 10:03 PM

Pure grain alcohol and vicks vaporub.

Zootybang · 07-12-2002, 10:34 PM

I like to start things off with some nice potato croquettes, followed by succulent veal chops In a delicate burnaise sauce, and then end It all with a small plate of rasberry sorbet. Clean-up Is a bitch, though.

Keyser Soze · 07-12-2002, 11:29 PM

i've tried magic shell, it doesnt work too well

i have used whipped cream, ice, and the aforementioned magic shell before. thats about it.

ice is definitely the best, especially when performing oral sex. what is even better is Altoids, try dissolving a few before giving someone head or have her do it before she gives you head. very nice.

Edited By Keyser Soze on July 12 2002 at 7:31