Deep philosphical dilemas

Gooch · 08-12-2002, 05:28 PM

well, if was black people, it'd be a stolen car...and the hot chick would be stowed in the trunk. see, these dilemmas are easier when you are black. :-D

Sloatsburgh · 08-12-2002, 05:30 PM

Friend.

Women suck ass.

Anyways, the friend will be there forever (unless I disgard him for a fucking skirt).

Sloatsburgh · 08-12-2002, 05:33 PM

I just read Dent. Has anyone considered that your friend would try to push the old lady on you?

Kid Afrika · 08-12-2002, 05:42 PM

First off, why wouldn't your friend hit on the hot chick while he's been sitting there? Is he gay? If he is, are you gay?

If you have a dry seat, why would you then get out and sit in the rain?
I understand helping people, but how can you help someone who's too stupid to help themself? Plus, if you have to put yourself in a bad way to help someone, they better Damn sure be worth it.

To that end..

Why in the fuck would you help an old person? To make yourself feel like you did something nice? I'm not caught up in such things.

The hot chick? They are so used to getting help, wouldn't hurt 'em to get a li'l wet.

The friend? If it was my friend, they wouldn't be waiting on a bus in the first place, if I was in the area.

Again, if you are stupid enough to sit at a bus stop in the rain, you deserve every drop that hits you.

Arthur Dent · 08-12-2002, 05:46 PM

Quote:Again, if you are stupid enough to sit at a bus stop in the rain, you deserve every drop that hits you.

We'll keep that in mind when your car dies, your cell phone battery is drained, the payphones are all busted, and your trying to get home.

Kid Afrika · 08-12-2002, 05:58 PM

Having your car break down is one thing, sitting at a bus stop in the rain is something else entirely.

You're talking to a guy that walked 7 miles home from work because people had attitude about giving me a ride. (I couldn't blame them, I had lost my license for 6 months. By month 4, they got sick of me asking.)

Gooch · 08-12-2002, 05:59 PM

why didn't you call a cab...oh wait...

Kid Afrika · 08-12-2002, 06:24 PM

actually, it wasn't in new york, so I could've. But, there was "principalities involved". It's not always easy being a stubborn prick, ya know.

Galt · 08-12-2002, 07:08 PM

Yes, Dent had the correct answer.

The point of this question is to see how well you "think out of the box".

Sadly, none of you do. You are all simpletons.

Skitchr4u · 08-12-2002, 07:11 PM

i don't like you sometimes, making me think like that during work hours

Keyser Soze · 08-12-2002, 07:17 PM

kid you are a bitter broken man, i actually feel quite sorry for you.

DGW · 08-12-2002, 07:21 PM

Take the chic
As Keyser said, your buds would understand
Just get her far enough away so that nobody can hear her scream
Then go back and get yer friend so he could get sloppy seconds.
Just tell em not to kiss her or he'll know what yer dick taste'e like.

Keyser Soze · 08-12-2002, 07:23 PM

i wanted to think outside of the box but i thought the rules stated you had to remain in said box.

Sean Cold · 08-12-2002, 07:43 PM

Bah!

Is there anything better to do in this situation then to speed up as close to the curb as possible and splash dirty gutter water all over them?

I don't think there is.

It's the little things in life that bring me joy.

Oh, and Kid, you are still an Uncle Tom regardless of what you answer.

OAS · 08-12-2002, 07:54 PM

Seeing as it is raining and they are wet anyways, you have the hottie get in with you and you have the friend and the old bag sit on the trunk. You turn around and drive them back to the bus. While you are driving them back, you put your best game on with the hottie and talk her into coming back to your place after you drop the other two back at the bus. That way your friend and the old lady get out of the rain and you get your f on. All in all, a good day.

GonzoStyle · 08-12-2002, 07:56 PM

Most homeless people are black and they smell like caca, they are inferior people who have not learned to walk upright.