What do you do with...

GonzoStyle · 08-23-2002, 09:22 PM

Used condoms...

I know for alkey this is a foreign object but some of us use them. Ladi just drinks out of them.

I've always been fascinated by what other guys do with them.

I like to tie them off and fling them out the window onto passers by. Swing it around and then catapult it or spill it in the carton of OJ and then offer guests some juice. (I have done that before, hahahah)

Ken'sPen · 08-23-2002, 09:24 PM

well this is one thread that is certainly unique.

I have twirled them over my head and threatened to whack the girl with them.....but they all end up rolled in toilet paper and disposed in a waste basket.

Maynard · 08-23-2002, 09:25 PM

My friend used to live in a house with 5 other roomates. One night he and his girlfriend had sex. A few days later, there was one of his brand of condoms in the dogs shit.

So I guess, you can feed them to your pets for an afternoon snack. :thumbs-up:

Ken'sPen · 08-23-2002, 09:27 PM

huh....... I would think that might really fuck a dog up......

though my dog used to eat my army men as a child.....
then I'd have to pick up poop in the backyard with snipers rising out of the crap.

GonzoStyle · 08-23-2002, 09:27 PM

I love tying them off and swinging them, there is something so childishly fun about it.

Like having a piece of shit in your hand and following someone around yelling "DOO DOO!!!"

Maynard · 08-23-2002, 09:29 PM

Usually I don't do anything silly with my condoms. i just pass out and let it fall off. Then make her sleep in the wet spot.

Arpikarhu · 08-23-2002, 09:30 PM

i make my woman use them as earrings. that way everybody knows that i do actually get laid. no one ever believes me otherwise Undecided

GonzoStyle · 08-23-2002, 09:31 PM

I believe you get laid, even froy got laid once.

Maynard · 08-23-2002, 09:41 PM

Arpi gets laid??? :clueless:

GonzoStyle · 08-23-2002, 09:42 PM

You of all people should know best.

OK THREAD ADDITION

what kind of condoms do you use?

I use lifestyles, a box of 50 is 20 bucks.

Maynard · 08-23-2002, 09:44 PM

I used Trojan for awhile. Then switched to Magnum a few years back.

HedCold · 08-23-2002, 09:55 PM

trojans and durex

Maynard · 08-23-2002, 09:56 PM

HedCold gets laid? :clueless:

Galt · 08-23-2002, 09:57 PM

I.....um........throw them away.

HedCold · 08-23-2002, 09:57 PM

yes dammit.

Maynard · 08-23-2002, 09:58 PM

Now I KNOW Galt doesn't get laid. so do you just buy them and throw them out immediatly? Or do you take them home first, then throw them away?

GonzoStyle · 08-23-2002, 09:59 PM

Hedcold has a "girlfriend". I think he should bring her on the board.. :burnfucker:

Maynard · 08-23-2002, 10:01 PM

I think he should bring her to Gonzo's house on the 29th.

HedCold · 08-23-2002, 10:01 PM

nooooooooooooo. shes not going near you savages. plus she laughs at me for this. go figure

Maynard · 08-23-2002, 10:02 PM

It's ok, we laugh at you too.