...you know what you can do with your Snapple bottle? You can go to the store, buy your semen flavored Snapple, take off the cap, laugh at the lil tidbit of fake info under the cap, chug that semen down real hard, then take that bottle, SHINE IT UP REAL NICE, TURN THAT SONBITCH SIDEWAYS, AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
My new addiction lately is the Very Cherry Snapple. I used to drink nothing but the lemon iced tea, now I don't go near it.I'll be getting the girlfriend a little of that bananna juice....
We're all going to Hell and I'm driving the bus!!!!
... they put urban legends under those caps, and pawn it off as truth... they tried to say that the duck's quack is the only sound that doesn't have an echo.... check on snopes.com, oh look, urban legend.... fucking Snapple, bunch of fucking liars.... I swear, if I ever see the head of Snapple, I'm gonna punch him in the face and then slice his fucking neck open....mother fucking liars....
I had Nesquik this morning with my bagel (I couldn't make it to 7-11, was runnin' late) and I didn't see it there. Assuming the store downstairs has it, I'll give it a try with lunch today.
Thank you. This has been a public service annoucement brought to you by Ronin, your favorite neighborhood mercenary.
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