There's something wrong with our Christmas tree...

Danked · 12-19-2002, 01:14 AM

Now, I wasn't here when they brought it in this weekend and decorated it, but I noticed a few things peculiar about it. For one, normally there are usually a few needles around the tree that require regular sweeping. Nothing this year. No needles. There's not even a container to pour water into! Odd, I say. Then I noticed that normally the christmas lights just circle the outer perimeter of the tree till it reaches the top at the star or angel or whatever fucking stupid thing they buy to top the tree year to year, but this year there seemed to be lights further inside the tree. I peeked within and was mind-boggled. There seemed to be lights growing out of the branches... as a matter of fact, there was no string of lights whatsoever. In what magical forest did they find such a tree that grows it's own light bulbs and never loses needles?

Hybrid · 12-19-2002, 01:16 AM

i got a fake tree too. i like it better. it's purrrrrty.

Danked · 12-19-2002, 01:17 AM

But I want a real tree!!! :angry:

It's just not Christmas with a fake tree.

PollyannaFlower46 · 12-19-2002, 01:19 AM

Stop yer bitching, at least you don't have a menorah.

Hybrid · 12-19-2002, 01:19 AM

sure it is. ive had the same tree...forever. it wouldnt be the same with a different one.

Danked · 12-19-2002, 01:21 AM

How would you feel if one day you came home and found a menorah with only 6 nights worth of candles?

Gooch · 12-19-2002, 01:24 AM

Does anyone got an extra Spiderman DVD under their tree??? :disappointed:

Danked · 12-19-2002, 01:28 AM

Fuck it. I'm gonna water it anyway.

Hybrid · 12-19-2002, 01:30 AM

you're gonna light it on fire.

Danked · 12-19-2002, 01:32 AM

But perhaps in some strange way, I can show my family the true meaning of Christmas.

Hybrid · 12-19-2002, 01:34 AM

smoke the tree

Danked · 12-19-2002, 01:37 AM

I can't. It's plastic.

Pay attention, son.

Hybrid · 12-19-2002, 01:49 AM

do it anyway

PollyannaFlower46 · 12-19-2002, 01:53 AM

I wouldn't care about the candles on the menorah....I don't care about stupid Jew holidays...I'm an atheist!

Danked · 12-19-2002, 01:53 AM

Heh... dude... okay!

Danked · 12-19-2002, 02:30 AM

I don't feel good. I think I'm dying.

Hybrid · 12-19-2002, 02:31 AM

i told you not to smoke the tree

Sweet Angel · 12-19-2002, 02:33 AM

It's because it's a fake tree...it's not sucking the carbon monoxide out of the house and putting fresh clean oxygen back in.

Danked · 12-19-2002, 02:34 AM

No! But you said th.....

*thud*

FAST FREDDY · 12-19-2002, 02:38 AM

Fake christmas trees are so.....jewish.

Confused

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