Things look good

LyricalGomez · 03-15-2003, 02:51 AM

Quote:stuff it loser, I'll put your Peanuts in a sammich

Less of your tawdry sexual advances, more making of sandwhich for master

GonzoStyle · 03-15-2003, 02:52 AM

It gets to about 2 and 1/2 inches when hard, that's good, right?

LyricalGomez · 03-15-2003, 02:54 AM

You either need a good tongue or a good cock, and since you can touch your nose with your tongue I'd say you're set

Hey Ladi · 03-15-2003, 02:57 AM

Quote:Less of your tawdry sexual advances, more making of sandwhich for master

I wouldn't touch you with Gonzo's schween, you are dull

master huh .... you wouldn't know what to do with it if I showed up naked & bent over

LyricalGomez · 03-15-2003, 02:58 AM

Please woman, you don't know what darkness brews in this oversized melon of mine.

Hey Ladi · 03-15-2003, 03:17 AM

Quote:you don't know what darkness brews in this oversized melon of mine

WELL!!!!!!!!! If you would show show spine & speak the fuck up, we won't have these problems!

Honestly, I don't believe you

there is no EITHER, to be successful in bed, one must have many things ... good tongue, nimble fingers, a nice dick, adventerous spirit ...... & a nice dick :banana:

LyricalGomez · 03-15-2003, 03:26 AM

Quote:there is no EITHER, to be successful in bed, one must have many things ... good tongue, nimble fingers, a nice dick, adventerous spirit ...... & a nice dick

I was trying to make him feel better about himself, we're not all as cruel and heartless as you Confused

neak:

Quote:WELL!!!!!!!!! If you would show show spine & speak the fuck up, we won't have these problems!

Honestly, I don't believe you

To be serious for a moment, what does not walking out parading your own thoughts and habits have to do with having a spine? I'd rather keep it between me and the girl instead of wearing it like a badge on my shirt, besides, most of the times you find that the loud ones are all bark and no bite.

Hey Ladi · 03-15-2003, 03:39 AM

because this isn't real, it's just a game fuck wad

when I say I want to hollow out your belly button with a dull ice cream scoop & hump the bloody puddle, cause you're a bleeding little bitch ...... I'm actually just kidding

I've had enough of serious, I don't come here for serious ....... AAARGH, this is Message Board 101, what sort of dull ass place did you cut your teeth on? was is all PC & poofy, I bet it was

Quote:I was trying to make him feel better about himself

I was mocking you, not G .... I saw pictures
after he passed out Danked took some :thumbs-up:

LyricalGomez · 03-15-2003, 03:51 AM

I was joking, when I said if I could be serious for a minute I was making fun of the awful catchphrase Lance Storm had.

I guess I could've made that a little clearer

My bad Undecided

Hey Ladi · 03-15-2003, 04:05 AM

who?

I'll give up on this one day .... you're Vanilla, and that's just the way it is *shrug*

you don't really listen to rap do you? it's a cover, you're a big pussy cat ... cruising down the hwy, slow in the fast lane, in your jew canoe, Norah Jones playing softly in the background, it's ok, you can admit it, we're all friends here

LyricalGomez · 03-15-2003, 04:15 AM

I would rather castrate myself than listen to that talentless bitch.

Quote:who?

It doesn't matter, I meant it in a kidding way, I wasn't acctually being serious, sheesh

Quote:I'll give up on this one day .... you're Vanilla, and that's just the way it is *shrug*

I bet you're the act, I've seen you women before, you walk around like you're demons in the sack, but when it comes down to it you think doggy is "kinky"

Hey Ladi · 03-15-2003, 04:24 AM

Quote:you walk around like you're demons in the sack

I'm quite quiet actually, people actually think I'm a nice girl

LyricalGomez · 03-15-2003, 04:26 AM

I bet you lay there like a block of ice filing your nails

Hey Ladi · 03-15-2003, 04:29 AM

crap, I forgot to paint my nails

LyricalGomez · 03-15-2003, 04:32 AM

Do you paint them black like your heart?

You're that one woman everybody talks about, the one who is all flirty at the bar but once you get her home she turns into Mr. Freeze's long lost sister.

Hey Ladi · 03-15-2003, 04:44 AM

I successfully ignored some chick from HS the other day. She even wanted to get into the pants of the friend I was with, at one time.

It's not hard, really, you just pretend they aren't there .... I wouldn't wait till all the way at home :thumbs-up:

LyricalGomez · 03-15-2003, 05:05 AM

Your legs snap shut faster than a clam

Prude

Hey Ladi · 03-15-2003, 05:12 AM

yeah :thumbs-up: whatever helps you sleep at night

LyricalGomez · 03-15-2003, 05:15 AM

You have your way with men and leave them unfulfilled don't you?

As long as you get your pleasure they don't matter

Arpikarhu · 03-15-2003, 05:21 AM

for those keeping score, it's sandwich