Rock vs. hogan - Will this really be the "dream" match

Metalfan · 02-19-2002, 01:09 PM

Listen, I admit I haven't watched WWF in quite some time, but I was able to to some viewing last night. Fortunately, I turned the TV on just in time to see Steph's considerable assets being held back by a piece of latex...always a good start.

Anywho....the meeting between Rock and Hogan. The initial pop was pretty damned good seeing those two guys go face to face. Crossthreading a bit though (thanks Sean) Hogan definitely has mic rust....the Rock torched his ass through the entire segment.

One thing I noticed is just how fucking big Hogan's arms STILL are....the Rock is no small man, but Hogan's guns are huge! The other thing I noticed is just how young Rock looked standing next to Hogan....now I know Rock is around 30 and Hogan, well........he could be any one of our parents, myself included I think.

But, fellow fuck-ups...is this really a dream match? Now, Hogan in his prime vs. Rock in his prime.....definitely one for the ages, but this....more like one for the aged.

Whaddya think?

Spitfire · 02-19-2002, 02:30 PM

The Rock kept saying it would be a fan's "fantasy match"...well, I dunno who's fantasy it would be...certainly not mine or anyone else I know...most boring match EVER...leg drops, punches, clothesline oh boy! real tachnical wrestling...

Yeah, Hogan's arms are huge still but did you notice how deflated the muscles are, they wiggle on his arm when they're not flexed...see boys and girls, roids are bad...

maybe The Rock will just get hurt bad...Hogan does play dirty...maybe something to look forward to...

Sean Cold · 02-19-2002, 02:45 PM

The nWo involvement last nigth on Raw was fuckin great! This is what Sunday's ppv needed.

First off, The Rock was a good little trooper and took all three finishers. Out of all of them, Nash was the pne tp seem unable to do his. I did notice he ran over to Hall to make sure he could get the Outsider's edge off. Until Hall and Nash returned to the arena, it looked like Hogan took some humility pills along with the roids. He got punked by Rock five times and got the Rock bottom.

As for the shit that went down outside, I haven't laugh as hard as I did when the nWo ran away from the scene of the crime. I can't even figure out why I laughed so hard but I did again at the replay. Funny fuckin shit.

My only problem with the whole bit was with the way JR and King Overkill tried to sell it. It so reminded me of the night Owen pliunged it just started bothering me after a while.

Arthur Dent · 02-19-2002, 03:11 PM

I don't know, what could top Stone Cold and his wife kicking the crap out of Tony Little on Mad TV saturday? :punch:

Sean Cold · 02-19-2002, 03:21 PM

Arthur Dent Wrote:I don't know, what could top Stone Cold and his wife kicking the crap out of Tony Little on Mad TV saturday? :punch:

The Tyson bit ruled that show.

as for the match in the topic, it is going to just suck oh so bad.

GonzoStyle · 02-19-2002, 05:11 PM

I'm surprised Spit could slug her way over to the computer with all the dampness built up in her crotch from watching The Rock get abused like female entertainment at Mike Tysons bachelor party.

The in-ring promo was great, the parking lot hit and run was great. the nWo is back and I think things may be looking up. I know I personally will enjoy watching The rock vs. Hogan if not for anything else just the promos which will lead up to WM18 between the two.

Yesterday almost was the perfect raw, my onlu quip was the final 30 mins. The first 90 mins rocked, it was trully a great raw. Then after the nWo leave the biggest part that ruined it all for me was Jim Ross & Jerry lawler's commentary as if Rock had just died. Their post commentary was erriely reminscent of the night Owen Hart died. Then they just wouldn't stop, top that with two horrible matches featuring Golddust and The Godfather. But overall I enjoyed it and am actually looking forward to smackdown.

Hybrid · 02-19-2002, 08:11 PM

i found it hilarious when hogan went speeding into the ambulance. i hope they keep this up. Confused

eph:

GonzoStyle · 02-19-2002, 08:59 PM

HyBriD Wrote:i found it hilarious when hogan went speeding into the ambulance. i hope they keep this up. eph:

I thought it was hilarious after hogan rammed the ambulance. When they peeked through the back and acted like they saw something horrible. Then ran like 5 year olds who just broke their mothers favorite vase.

Faceman · 02-19-2002, 10:00 PM

replace the word dream with nighmare and I think you sum up what I think about this match. It's going to be awful, BUT it's not going to be the worst match on the card that night boys and girls, I do think that title will be saved for, uughhhhhhhh Undertaker vs. Flair. Whoever the fuck thinks that this is a good thing, should have their head examined. I think steph's silicone is going to her head

GonzoStyle · 02-19-2002, 10:16 PM

Faceman Wrote:Undertaker vs. Flair. Whoever the fuck thinks that this is a good thing, should have their head examined.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited By GonzoStyle on Feb. 19 2002 at 5:16

Faceman · 02-19-2002, 10:22 PM

GonzoStyle Wrote:
Faceman Wrote:Undertaker vs. Flair. Whoever the fuck thinks that this is a good thing, should have their head examined.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fucking mark :pissed:

GonzoStyle · 02-19-2002, 11:09 PM

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited By GonzoStyle on Feb. 19 2002 at 6:10

Hybrid · 02-20-2002, 01:06 AM

woooooooo........whoa....WHOA..........OUCH!

Faceman · 02-20-2002, 06:10 AM

<font size=5>REST IN PEACE</font>

Edited By Faceman on Feb. 20 2002 at 01:14

Metalfan · 02-20-2002, 12:25 PM

Faceman Wrote:I think steph's silicone is going to her head

Man, I don't care what you say....who wouldn't want to plow her like the 40 acres promised to people 200 years ago?

<img src=http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OAComSigPics/files/Metalfan%27s%20pics/steph1.jpg>

Faceman · 02-20-2002, 03:45 PM

Metalfan Wrote:
Faceman Wrote:I think steph's silicone is going to her head
Man, I don't care what you say....who wouldn't want to plow her like the 40 acres promised to people 200 years ago?

<img src=http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OAComSigPics/files/Metalfan%27s%20pics/steph1.jpg>

How did you manage to find the least flattering photo of steph ever?????

Metalfan · 02-20-2002, 04:26 PM

Face....that pic is courtesy of WWF.com...blame her daddy...lmao

Skitchr4u · 02-20-2002, 07:48 PM

i am not looking forward to the actual match between rock and hogan, but the promos leading up to it will be good. oh wait, rock is dead so there won't be any promos...oh well, i guess i can at least be happy in that