OMG!!!!

Galt · 09-10-2003, 03:49 PM

I WAS JUST ON TEH PHONE AND READINT THE BORED AT THE SAME TIME AND HWN I WAS ON THE PHONE I WAS TALKING TO SOME LADY AND THEN SHE TRANSFERREDME TO SOMEONE ELSE AND I WHEN I SAID I WAS JUST TALKING TO XXXXXX INSTEAD OF SAYING WHAT HER NAME REALLY WAS, I SAID "I WAS JUST TALKING TO THE SLEEPER"!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT HER REAL NAME, BUT SLEEPER!!!!!!

SLEEPER@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!

SO THEY GUY WAS WALL LIKE..."WAH"

AND THEN I WAS ALL LIKE...."NO WAIT!!!! I MEAN!!!!!"

AND THEN HE WAS LIKE "hMMMMMMMM"

IT WAS WICKED COOL

diceisgod · 09-10-2003, 03:50 PM

You think about Sleeper too much to be straight.

Keyser Soze · 09-10-2003, 03:51 PM

this reaks of golden age

Galt · 09-10-2003, 03:54 PM

Yet another Galt nominee for "thread of the year"

IrishAlkey · 09-10-2003, 03:54 PM

Hopefully she's known in the company to be a narcoleptic and you don't look like a complete fucking moron in the eyes of that man.

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Galt · 09-10-2003, 03:56 PM

That would be even FUNNIER!!!!

Like in Dumb and Dumber when they call him "gas man" and he has gas.!!!!!!!!

IrishAlkey · 09-10-2003, 03:58 PM

This is why you live on a couch.

Galt · 09-10-2003, 03:59 PM

not yet. Tomorrow, I'll be sleeping on a couch.

But I got word from the company and of the four people I was interviewing against, I'm the only one who made it to the last stage, so it's looking good that I"ll be working and become part of the machine in the next month.

diceisgod · 09-10-2003, 04:02 PM

You should talk to your boss like if you were posting on a messageboard.

IrishAlkey · 09-10-2003, 04:04 PM

"I feel I'm qualified to undertake the challenges presented to me by your institution because I made Gonzo laugh in the Pit."

diceisgod · 09-10-2003, 04:06 PM

"Stupid. Why should I have to stay an hour later? I shant forget this insult."

The Sleeper · 09-10-2003, 04:25 PM

You can't see me, but I am tearing up right now

Keyser Soze · 09-10-2003, 04:28 PM

i just told my boss to hold on a minute, im talking to Ken's Pen right now.

Splatterpunk · 09-11-2003, 11:17 PM

I peed actually just a little laughing at this.

IrishAlkey · 09-11-2003, 11:23 PM

Galt makes all the women squirt.

Splatterpunk · 09-11-2003, 11:25 PM

Be back after I shower.

Galt · 09-12-2003, 01:56 PM

IrishAlkey Wrote:Galt makes all the women squirt.

you GODDAMN RIGHT!

Splatterpunk · 09-13-2003, 05:11 AM

Every time I see the topic title I smile at it. Therefore I bump it up to where it will amuse me the more often.

Splatterpunk · 09-13-2003, 05:53 PM

kick