Where's snuka when I need him. He took wilbur for a "walk" and hasn't been seen in for an hour.
You two homo's need some quality time with WILBUR. That'll teach you to play on the short bus.
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
Wilbur eh? First you promise me a shit bath curtosey of the Queen Tard, then you go and change the fuckin' rules on me. Just what kind of bus are you running here anyway?
Fuck it, bring on Wilbur, I'll make him my bitch. After surviving hours exploring the cavernous, polyp infested bowels of Old Lady Grumpy, I'm afraid Wilbur just won't cut it.
12th next time you start a thread down here please make sure some kind of bodily fluid or racist comment is involved.
damn tootin. Let me show you how it's done boys.
Last night I was ass raping this little chink bitch and spewed my bloody demon seed in her eye. Now she looks like Brokendick in a dress.....Oh wait....it is broken dick in a dress......
(fucking amateurs....)
And sir O - you have no fuckin clue what you're in for with wilbur. Trust me......Teh Ladi and Teh Snuka even know not to fuck with Wilbur. What makes you think your pansy thong wearing ass can handle him.
What makes me think I can handle Wilbur? Well, since I haven't yet passed out from the stench eminating from the festering open sores covering your midget ass, or the moldy cheese dripping from Ladi's pecker palace, I'm convinced I can handle just about anything. Sure, I'll likely end up a little worse off, possibly with simplexes 1 through 56 and the same unknown condition that caused Snuka's asshole to migrate to the top of his head and shit uncontrollably much like a mongoloid Old Faithful, but it's a price I'm willing to pay.