I just got a box of Waffle Crisp

The Sleeper · 01-13-2004, 12:49 AM

soon I will have the power of Bloody Anus inside me!

The Jays · 01-13-2004, 12:51 AM

it's like Bloody Anus in a box?

The Sleeper · 01-13-2004, 12:53 AM

yes, this will be exhilirating.

GonzoStyle · 01-13-2004, 01:29 AM

Fools you can't contain bloody anus inside a box.

HedCold · 01-13-2004, 02:14 AM

bloody anus goes beyond any box

diceisgod · 01-13-2004, 02:45 AM

SUPER

QuickStop · 01-13-2004, 02:48 AM

despite his power, i dont think a product called "Bloody Anus in a Box" would sell well

GonzoStyle · 01-13-2004, 02:55 AM

says you

Goatweed · 01-13-2004, 04:15 AM

so how was it?

GonzoStyle · 01-13-2004, 04:17 AM

It musta been good, he hasn't been back yet.

Maybe it's like the nutty professor and sleeper is galavanting about town mackin all the ho's right now.

The Jays · 01-13-2004, 05:28 AM

His ass exploded. There's Bloody Anus all over the Flatiron Building.

GonzoStyle · 01-13-2004, 05:31 AM

Nah, I bet as we type here like losers he's sliding his pee pee in and out of a certain "chicka's" vagina hole. With his face all sweaty and drips of sweat hanging off his porno mustache.

Goatweed · 01-13-2004, 05:32 AM

or he's sleeping

GonzoStyle · 01-13-2004, 05:36 AM

He's thinking of bloody anus posts to keep himself from cumming to fast.

I bet when he comes he pulls out and says something like

In soviet russia, cum comes on you!!

then she says ewww thats nasty

and with cum dripping off her face he says

YOUR FACE IS NASTY!! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WHORE, YOUR MONEY IS IN THE FRIDGE!!! ....CAUSE I DON'T HAVE A DRESSER AND DON'T BE TOUCHIN MY KIT KAT WRAPPER!!!!

The Jays · 01-13-2004, 05:42 AM

Her cunt is sliding down upon his stiff, erect cock, all the way up her vagina and rubbing the sides of her birth canal. She moans in pleasure. A monkey dies of cancer in a jungle in South Africa. He thrusts his penis inside of her vagina even harder. Pre-cum oozes from the tip. In Tanzania, wallabies are slaughtered, one every 15 seconds. A drop of sweat form's on his eyebrow. Water glistens on the sides of her breasts. They each groan and growl with each thrust. A fetus is aborted with a coat hangar every 20 minutes. He begins to glow, and a ray of lights shoots from his crotch, and beams directly into her muff. With a scream of "HADOKEN!", he defeats his woman, and stands over her while his cock drips onto her nose.

Goatweed · 01-13-2004, 05:43 AM

jesus

The Jays · 01-13-2004, 05:45 AM

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

GonzoStyle · 01-13-2004, 05:46 AM

my scenario would be funnier

The Jays · 01-13-2004, 05:54 AM

well, my scenario occurs as a special ending to Street Fighter 2

IrishAlkey · 01-13-2004, 05:54 AM

I miss that wallabie.