i got my driver's license...

[QuickStop]

now i need a car. anybody wanna give me one?

[Keyser Soze]

would you like one with pickles, onions or lettuce?

[Mad]

Get a job or borrow your parents ride.

[QuickStop]

how about you give me a car?

[Keyser Soze]

how about you wash my car and i'll think about it.

[Mad]

I'll give you a car in return for a slutty sister over 18. Please post picture first, thx.

[Keyser Soze]

ill sell you a 94 hyundai excel for $1500

[Kid Afrika]

That car was barely worth $1500 in '94, let alone 10 years later

[The Sleeper]

I thought you don't need a car to get around where you live?

[lush]

I'll sell you my 98 protege with the two hubcaps that hasn't been washed since August.

[Mad]

My thoughts exactly. Hyundai's are the biggest pieces of shit.

[QuickStop]

I thought you don't need a car to get around where you live?

im getting progressively lazier.

[Keyser Soze]

actually that hyundai has been my commuter car for some time now, i put 120 miles a day on it and it doesnt even flinch. 116,000 miles and running.

[QuickStop]

my parallel park was complete and utter ownage

[Kid Afrika]

Parallel parking is such a bullshit test. In fact, they should take that off of the test and make you navigate midtown traffic in a stick shift. Now THAT's a test of will and driving prowess.

[drusilla]

I'll sell you my 98 protege with the two hubcaps that hasn't been washed since August.

ooooooooh & it's teal

[QuickStop]

Parallel parking is such a bullshit test. In fact, they should take that off of the test and make you navigate midtown traffic in a stick shift. Now THAT's a test of will and driving prowess.

you sound like a god damned old man. just stop

[Kid Afrika]

Seriously though, the amount of people that suck at driving but can parallel park is astounding. Real-world driving should be a larger factor in the test. I know when I took my test (1989), they took me on abandoned side streets to test my driving ability.

I just love watching people back up on the highway when they miss their exit, or stopping on an on-ramp getting on the freeway. Some things about driving are fundamental. Parallel parking is not one of them. Handling a vehical at sub-1 MPH proves fuck all as far as whether or not you should be behind the wheel.

[diceisgod]

The day after I got my license (93 or 94), Philly had the worst ice storm since the dinosaur age. I hit a parked car driving home drunk at like 3 in the morning when the storm just started.The next day my car was literally encased in ice.

Btw I fled the scene of my crime. 0

[Kid Afrika]

Ok, for all the "experienced drivers" here's a sample written test from NJDMV... How well can you do?

Sample Test