05-05-2002, 06:20 PM
Of course women fart. They have to! Well there are some out there that are so friggin fat that it looks like they never even shit neverind not fart. But is a woman who farts in front of everyone less sexy? Do you ever want to be laying in bed with a hot chick after sex....have her look at you and say "I got something for ya!" then she pulls the blanket over your head and you hear what sounds like someone blowing air through two slabs of beef. and a smell that immediately makes your eyes tear and puts a sulfer taste in your mouth. would you dump this girl? would you laugh with her about it? would you immediately go for revenge and stick a finger as far as you can in your own ass and shove it in one of her nostrils?
Ladies...do you ever want to fart in front of a guy? Do any of you ever take a hand and put one on each cheak and pull them apart as far as possible to see how loud it squeaks when you force out the gas? Ever feel like "cupping" a fart and throwing it in someones face?
ENQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!!!!!!!!
Ladies...do you ever want to fart in front of a guy? Do any of you ever take a hand and put one on each cheak and pull them apart as far as possible to see how loud it squeaks when you force out the gas? Ever feel like "cupping" a fart and throwing it in someones face?
ENQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!!!!!!!!