So say your significant other is in a coma...

Danked · 07-01-2004, 03:43 AM

and it's been like 5 years or so and you've been by her side, holding her hand, talking to her, telling her about your life, her family, how things have changed for all of them, what it's like without her. And you talk about old times, like when you first met and when you used to date and that horrible day when you thought you lost her and what you're gonna do together when she wakes up. Take that trip to the secluded beach you always talked about, where you'll romance her and climb trees to bring her coconuts and watch the sunset together in each others arms. Then you tell her about all the children you wanna have and little Billy who will be the star of his baseball team and go on to win the Championship for the team with that final Grand Slam homerun at the bottom of the ninth. And you'll finally get a dog and name it Poochiekins like she always wanted even though you thought it was a stupid name, but it won't be a little furless rat dog, it'll be the big black lab like you always wanted and you'll walk him everyday together in the park holding hands as you talk about your day. She'll wear that perfume you always liked and you'll buy her a flower at the corner stand which she'll place behind her ear as you walk and you tell her how much you love her and how happy your life is with her in it. And you'll go to bed at night, side by side in each others arms only to awake every morning still intertwined.

So you can still fuck her whenever you want, right?