The phlegm report

Hey Ladi · 05-14-2002, 02:11 PM

Ok, who knows anything about phelgm?

I keep coughing up wads of it & want to know if I'm getting better or not. I can't decide if it is changing or not.

Sometimes it is sort of white-ish & solid....it holds it's shape if I spit it in the toilet, & kind of floats like a little piece of brain.

Lately is it kind of yellow & viscous, sticky looking.

Ken'sPen · 05-14-2002, 02:19 PM

I find a sinus infection makes it pussy, and watery.

I think YOU might have TB.

JIMMYSNUKA · 05-14-2002, 02:23 PM

I have never wanted someone to hock up a huge throat oyster and make it slowly drip directly into my throat more than now. :loveya:

OAS · 05-14-2002, 02:53 PM

Are you sure your not just getting rid of an over abundance of jizz? It may be natures way of telling you you're storing more than you need? :blow:

DGW · 05-14-2002, 04:42 PM

Clear isn't bad but yellow isn't good. See a doctor yah tool.

Hey Ladi · 05-14-2002, 04:50 PM

It keeps rattling in my throat when I breathe, like Snuka's Mom's meat flaps in the wind

Ken'sPen · 05-14-2002, 04:51 PM

I'm telling ya,
tuberculosis.

Hey Ladi · 05-14-2002, 04:53 PM

What's the one where you have to be kept in issolation? TB right? Well, I guess the co-workers are in for a surprise. :burnfucker:

DGW · 05-14-2002, 05:27 PM

HIV!!!!!

JIMMYSNUKA · 05-14-2002, 05:35 PM

people gotta make sure they sit far enough away from ya...especially at lunch.

DGW · 05-14-2002, 06:21 PM

Ladi i think I may have to take your tempature with my skin thermometer. Open wide.

OAS · 05-14-2002, 06:25 PM

It might be ok for you to spit instead of swallowing for awhile.

Metalfan · 05-15-2002, 11:50 AM

Quote:It keeps rattling in my throat when I breathe

Meg Griffin, is that you????

Grumpy · 05-15-2002, 03:29 PM

Been there, done that. ALLLL fuckin weekend. Mine started clear and liquidy, then went yellow and more like oatmeal. By sunday it was green and had a mind of it's own. What was worse is the pain that you get in the chest during and after you cough the fucker up. I could have sworn I saw part of my lung pop up somewhere.

Hey Ladi · 05-15-2002, 03:34 PM

Quote:Meg Griffin, is that you????

Who?

Quote:What was worse is the pain that you get in the chest during and after you cough the fucker up.

Ewww, yes. When you cough & it feels like your whole windpipe just shook around in your neck, like it is disconnected from the rest of the tissue in there.

Arthur Dent · 05-15-2002, 04:11 PM

Sounds like ghonoreah. :blow:

Hey Ladi · 05-15-2002, 04:13 PM

That's the other end .... flip her over

Arthur Dent · 05-15-2002, 04:21 PM

Seen it on a couple of shows. Woman goes into doc's with a sore, puss filled throat. Doc says it's VD. "But then why is it in my...ohhhh." :rofl:

Hey Ladi · 05-15-2002, 08:23 PM

It's so quite down here today!! :poke:

Still yellow

PollyannaFlower46 · 05-16-2002, 04:00 AM

Go to the doctor....seriously it could be bronchitis and if left untreated, it can turn into pnemonia...trust me on this one....