Fu to snuka and the mosquitos he controls.... - I'm on to you fucker!

PollyannaFlower46 · 06-24-2002, 02:54 PM

So I was chatting with Snuka yesterday when he randomly brings up mosquitos and mosquito bites....I tell him where I usually get them, and low and behold....a few hours later what do I have, but a bite the size of Nigeria.... Coincidence? I think not....you're the king of mosquitos!

Sloatsburgh · 06-24-2002, 03:09 PM

My advice to every single one of you:

Eat Garlic (every day) in the summer. It will take about 2 weeks to cure your sweat, but after you have garlic in your system, the mosquitoes will not want to bite you any more.

PollyannaFlower46 · 06-24-2002, 03:12 PM

Isn't that how you get rid of vampires?

Hey Ladi · 06-24-2002, 03:28 PM

Both blood suckers right? But something more appealing about a Vamoire doing it :burnfucker:

PollyannaFlower46 · 06-24-2002, 03:30 PM

Quote:But something more appealing about a Vamoire doing it

Especially when they look like Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt..... :loveya:

Hey Ladi · 06-24-2002, 03:35 PM

Pitt was a little too poofy in that movie.... now if he could look like Fight Club w/teeth.. oooooo :drool:

PollyannaFlower46 · 06-24-2002, 03:42 PM

Quote:now if he could look like Fight Club w/teeth.. oooooo

:loveya: Oh yes....yummy....

JIMMYSNUKA · 06-25-2002, 01:38 AM

Someone finally puts an FU thread up to me. My very first FU thread. And it turns gay. :disappointed:

Vampires are pussies. I dont need any teeth to suck blood. I just uncork the hoochie hump and drink from the tap.