There is such a thing as being too vigilant..

Hoon · 10-14-2005, 10:58 AM

Arpikarhu · 10-14-2005, 12:34 PM

he should sneak into her room while she is sleeping and bludgeon her with a shovel.

Hoon · 10-14-2005, 01:17 PM

it's a good thing she didn't catch him masturbating..
she would've enrolled him in AA.

Arpikarhu · 10-14-2005, 01:18 PM

i wish someone would catch me masturbating.

Goatweed · 10-14-2005, 02:22 PM

hook up that shower cam!

Hoon · 10-14-2005, 02:54 PM

no you don't. because it's never the type of person you WANT to catch you masturbating. It's almost always a family member, a neighbor or a burgler.

Arpikarhu · 10-14-2005, 04:09 PM

Hoon Wrote:no you don't. because it's never the type of person you WANT to catch you masturbating. It's almost always a family member, a neighbor or a burgler.

oooooh! family member! exciting!

Hoon · 10-14-2005, 04:51 PM

by family member i mean, a dead grandparent.

Gooch · 10-14-2005, 04:53 PM

even better.

GonzoStyle · 10-14-2005, 06:47 PM

I love how hard arpi is trying to be pleasing in this thread, its so cute. The old arpi would have been mocking about the article and made hoon cry and leave, I am proud of the new arpi.

Gooch · 10-14-2005, 06:54 PM

i find both versions negligible.

GonzoStyle · 10-14-2005, 06:56 PM

but look at him, he's trying so hard.

Keyser Soze · 10-14-2005, 08:01 PM

it is cute.

Arpikarhu · 10-14-2005, 09:56 PM

LOVE ME!!!!