I wanna frame this.

criticslovesnatch · 07-19-2002, 01:55 AM

what did I just say about using ethnic slurs?

fbd · 07-19-2002, 01:57 AM

ITS A FRICKING HAMMER!

criticslovesnatch · 07-19-2002, 02:06 AM

'this is a sound a doggy makes'

MOO. Well thats the sound your mother made last night trebek.

fbd · 07-19-2002, 02:24 AM

He is the current U.S. President. He has white hair, and you've probably seen him in the news. His first name is Bill. Mr. Goldblum, I know for a fact you had dinner with him, recently. His last name is Clinton. His name is Bill Clinton. Please someone simply say "Who is Bill Clinton". Someone just say it, anyone.
And the show has reached a new low.

Hybrid · 07-19-2002, 02:28 AM

Trebek: Mr Connery, why don't you pick?
Connery: Ah, well met! I'll take Months That Start With Feb, Trebek
Trebek: For how much?
Connery: Surprise me you flithy bastard!
Trebek: Ok, that's completely unnecessary. Months That Start With Feb for 800, "This is the only month that starts with Feb" *buzz* Mr Connery
Connery: Febtober

criticslovesnatch · 07-19-2002, 02:33 AM

Keanu: I know Kung Fu!
Trebek: for the last time no you don't!

GonzoStyle · 07-19-2002, 03:54 AM

Connery- I'll take swords trebek.

Trebek - actually that says S words, mr connery. Words that begin with S. Mr Reynolds?

Reyonds That's not my name.

Trebek - Ok Mr Turd Fergueson...

diceisgod · 07-19-2002, 04:00 AM

I'll take "the dirty negro with the corn rows and a crackhead mother over the seven foot shaved ape" for $1000, Trebek

GonzoStyle · 07-19-2002, 04:06 AM

Shaq will take his trophies and rings.

Iverson can take the soap in the shower.

Ofcourse you'll lead the league in scoring when you have a 12 for 35 night. If the fuckin chucker would learn the meaning of team maybe they wouldn't be where they are. So I'll take the man who dominates the game like none other. You can isolate and stop Iverson, don't get me wrong he plays with a lot of heart. But show me one person who can stop shaq without a shotgun? You can't do anything against him. There's a lot of guys who had the size but no game or didn't know how to use it. He'll constantly shoot above the 500 mark and will score at will.

Atleast you can walk barry bonds.

diceisgod · 07-19-2002, 04:19 AM

Shaq is a dominator. There's no question about it. He does play great for his size. However, AI plays out of his mind for his size. His shooting percentage sucks but so does his team. The Lakers are full of top notch talent. Sure Shaq makes his team better, but at least he has something to build on. AI DOES makes his team better regardless of what you hear. Without him they'd be nothing. hell the team is damn near nothing WITH him. But Iverson's behavior is ridiculous. I think they should just keep those people in cages to begin with so we wouldn't have all these nonsense problems.

HedCold · 07-19-2002, 04:32 AM

Quote:The Lakers are full of top notch talent.

they are?

GonzoStyle · 07-19-2002, 05:40 AM

They actually have a great supporting cast for shaq and kobe. But even if AI had better team mates until he learned to be a team player he won't get nowhere.

If kobe was the same kobe he was in 96 the lakers wouldnt have won shit.