PERNTZ!

[The Sleeper]

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•“Everything knows that you have to score pernts (points) in order to win the ball game. If the Chiefs can score 30 or more pernts, they can win this ball game.”
Neil Smith, Channel 5

scroll down to the 1/6/03 entry to read the rest of Neil Smith's quotes. They are quite funny.

[criticslovesnatch]

i read bill simmons too.

the Drobnjak's Manjacks site was much funnier.

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[The Sleeper]

I was gonna start a thread about that tommorow :angry:



Edited By The Sleeper on 1043120292

[criticslovesnatch]

VICTORY FOR SONICS!

OK!

[The Sleeper]

The advice to children had me gasping for air.

[criticslovesnatch]

drugs make you slow....and stupid...and poor.

[The Jays]

... Stay in school.... it's free....

[Hybrid]

be nice to animals. some have sharp teeth.

[criticslovesnatch]

the deniro shit is funny too. him doing the i have nipples line from meet the parents is CLASSIC

[The Jays]

... I asked his cat questions....

[The Sleeper]

sometimes he understand what you say, but cry out loud, he's ONLY CAT!

[criticslovesnatch]

holy shit i just read through some of the things it says on the loading screens...

"Shaq may be big and strong, but I am from former Yugoslavia!!"

[HedCold]

the commercial is the funniest thing ever.
with his cat jinkies!!!