Red Sox Tell Fans "Get A Life"

[Keyser Soze]

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[Mad]

Is that shit for real or some kind of put on?

“I had to blow a guy to get tickets to last weekend’s series against the Yankees,” said the 24-year-old Boston College student. “He was a scalper and I just didn’t have enough money to buy the ticket. I was going to walk away but then I remembered that Pedro was pitching and there was just no way I was going to miss it. So I figured ‘What the hell?’ It’s something I’ve always wanted to do...watch Pedro pitch, that is, not blow a scalper.”

[GonzoStyle]

I dunno it is pretty funny, yet sad at the same time, I dunno how real this is though. If it is then I have even more reason to hate the sox.

[Mad]

I hope the first nuclear strike hit's Boston, bunch of cock smokers.

[The Jays]

I'm not blowing a dude for Yankee tickets. .

[The Jays]

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[Goatweed]

The Brushback is a pretty funny site, they just need to update more than once a week.

[Galt]

Please kill yourself if you thought for a second that the article wasn't a joke.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

what he said.

[Mad]

Boston is loaded with faggots, joke or not.

[Galt]

The faggot population of New York is about equal to the entire population of Boston.

[Keyser Soze]

The Cape Cod tourist destination of Provincetown claims the title of "gayest" town in America and also has the neighborhood with the country's highest concentration of same-sex couples. Neighborhoods in the California cities of San Francisco, Guerneville, and West Hollywood, along with areas in Fort Lauderdale, New York, Boston, and Houston, also rank among the top-ten neighborhoods.

[GonzoStyle]

Hey i've seen boston fans, I wouldn't doubt for a second that they'd suck cock for tickets.

[Galt]

If Cape Cod is part of Boston, then so are Rhode Island and Springfield.

[Mad]

Why does Keyser know so much about gay hot spots?