In this thread, bloody anus will post my ticket

The Sleeper · 11-22-2004, 04:51 AM

THAT I LOST BY HALF A FUCKING POINT!!!! I quit gambling

Bloody Anus · 11-22-2004, 06:23 AM

I'm glad I could share my pain with someone else. That Steelers safety got even my hopes up, but well, that's why these are sucker bets and why I am a sucker.

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The Sleeper · 11-22-2004, 06:27 AM

how did you do? I can't handle this, I was sweating out every game. I'll stick to blackjack.

Bloody Anus · 11-22-2004, 06:42 AM

I changed strategies again and stuck to just the games that were on. SD -3.5, NYG +2.5, GB/HOU over 49.5. (didn't want to touch Dal/Bal) So that's 0-30. The only reason I'm still playing is because I have a bet with a couple of friends that I'll go 0 for the season again. If I win I get a 1.75 of Jack, a bottle of wine and 2 cases of beer, plus of course the money. I almost forfeited the whole thing today when it was 14-0 Atlanta, but then remembered that I'm a sucker.

The Sleeper · 11-22-2004, 06:49 AM

that steelers safety was pretty incredible. it was worth 7 hours of false hope

Galt · 11-22-2004, 12:22 PM

it's amazing how great Vegas is at predicting scores. You've got to hand it to them.

Arpikarhu · 11-22-2004, 01:24 PM

hand what to them?

The Sleeper · 11-22-2004, 02:24 PM

your penis

Galt · 11-22-2004, 03:55 PM

kudos.

You have to hand Kudos to them.

The Sleeper · 11-22-2004, 04:08 PM

my parents used to buy me those for lunch

Galt · 11-22-2004, 04:34 PM

that was your entire lunch? Mine was just a snack. I guess my parents loved me more.

And they still have them. You can get Kudos with M&Ms, Kudos with Snickers. Kudos with Milky Way. I see them all the time when I'm in the grocery store walking around the fat people.

The Sleeper · 11-22-2004, 06:24 PM

no, I got PB&J sandwiches and a junior juice/boku/arizona iced tea

Galt · 11-22-2004, 06:27 PM

juice box, PBJ (in wax paper to keep it crisp & fresh), orange, some form of candy

The Sleeper · 12-05-2004, 09:26 PM

TOP cause it happened again

Black Lazerus · 12-05-2004, 09:41 PM

I think you have a gambling problem pal, I am very worried about you.

The Sleeper · 12-05-2004, 09:58 PM

it's ok, so are my parents

Black Lazerus · 12-05-2004, 10:10 PM

I think your gambling problem is the least of their concerns.

HedCold · 12-05-2004, 10:11 PM

who'd you take this week?

The Sleeper · 12-05-2004, 10:19 PM

colts, bills, rams (-10.5!!!)

Bloody Anus · 12-06-2004, 03:13 AM

I tried warning you that every parlay card I touch turns to <a href=http://members.cox.net/rupture/sleeper13.jpg target=blank>shit.. </a>
I would suggest doing what I will, sign up at sportsbook.com.. better odds plus you get $30 to play with for signing up. Don't always have 1/2 points either, which appears to be a bit of a problem for you.. Best part is your money will no longer be poisoned by me!

I was torn this week between the Atl/TB over (38.5) or Buf/Mia (34.5). Naturally I took Atl/TB (thanks Vick), along with Chicago +6.5 and Jac/Pit under 35.5.