im gonna....

JIMMYSNUKA · 08-01-2002, 08:09 PM

glad to help ya out. now only if you can well up with pride coming from something other than a message board post everything is going to be OK in the world. ossama may convert to christianity and fly on over here on a plane that isnt hijaked to issue condolences for what he did. the people from enron will willingly give back all the money and use some of it to throw a party. no no dont get your hopes up not a board party...just a regular party.

SNUKA. "The man who helps out!"

kindred · 08-01-2002, 08:12 PM

Quote:it'll take a while for that putrid stench to waft across the continent.

I'm surprised you still can't smell it from when I was there last week...

:fart:

LZMF1 · 08-01-2002, 08:30 PM

i was a little woozy...... but then again, i'm always like that. go figure!

Hey Ladi · 08-01-2002, 08:45 PM

VG & her meat!! :loveya:

[Image: Raw%20meat.jpg]

Dennis Leary:

Quote:I gonna open up my own place. Open my own restaurant and get away from you people. I gonna open up a restaurant with two smoking sections; Ultra and Regular, ok? And we're not gonna have any tables or any chairs or any napkins. None of that pussy shit. Just a big wide open black space. And all we're gonna serve is raw meat, right on the bone! And only men are going to eat there, naked men, sitting around a big giant camp fire, and no men's room either. You have to piss, you mark your territory like a wolf! And if some guy has a heart attack from eating too much meat, fuck him, we throw him in the fire! More meat for the other meat-eaters! Yeah!

virgingrrl · 08-01-2002, 09:20 PM

it still won't come out. im gonna puke.:crackhead:

Hey Ladi · 08-01-2002, 09:23 PM

You can't rush things. Give it a little time, you only just ate it!

HedCold · 08-01-2002, 09:30 PM

i just pooped, and now i feel good :thumbs-up:

virgingrrl · 08-01-2002, 09:33 PM

Quote:You can't rush things. Give it a little time, you only just ate it!

i wish i could rush it. it feels like a lead ball sitting inside of me. im never doing that again.

Hey Ladi · 08-01-2002, 09:37 PM

If you ate normally, more often, it would feel normal :thumbs-up:

you have to make things difficult for your body sometimes, or how does it know it's working. you drink right? :toast:

virgingrrl · 08-01-2002, 09:40 PM

yeah i drink. just don't normally eat red meat. my body so hates me :-(

Maynard · 08-01-2002, 09:42 PM

VG's gonna make a 3 foot poopie!

Hey Ladi · 08-01-2002, 09:43 PM

shoulda had some real meat though... if you're going to go thru this "torture," not ground fried dog.

kindred · 08-01-2002, 09:54 PM

Drink a ton of water, VG. That will help a bunch. And eat a bunch of cherries or prunes....

Hey Ladi · 08-01-2002, 10:20 PM

all this talk of shitting, and now I realize I have too Confused

neak:

Maynard · 08-01-2002, 11:00 PM

I gotta poop too now. :-(

kindred · 08-01-2002, 11:01 PM

It's a <table style=filter:glow(color=Brown)><span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'>POOP</span></table> fest!!!!!!!!

Maynard · 08-01-2002, 11:03 PM

:poopain:

I think I'm gonna turn on my webcam for this one!

kindred · 08-01-2002, 11:16 PM

Quote:I think I'm gonna turn on my webcam for this one!

Can you at least hold out until I get home??? I don't want to miss this one....:thumbs-up:

JerseyThunder · 08-01-2002, 11:20 PM

I know it's late but:

Quote:Who ever would of thought of short bus kryptonite

Funny, I didn't see a bible:lol:

Maynard · 08-01-2002, 11:24 PM

I'll hold out for a few more minutes Kindred, but it's starting to hurt.