The barrel - It's your turn

McBourbon · 06-13-2002, 08:23 PM

Quote:Isnt cleveland the kid toucher capital of the world???

I thought it was The Vatican.....

Edited By McBourbon on June 13 2002 at 4:28

JIMMYSNUKA · 06-13-2002, 11:40 PM

LOL....finally people having fun in the bus. Well I'm mod here for a reason.

One is to keep this shithole moving the wrong direction. With that in mind....the new member in the barrel is

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JIMMYSNUKA · 06-13-2002, 11:42 PM

We had to upgrade the barrel to the broken off bow of the Exxon Valdees. We tried the barrel but it went right in her ass like a hot dog thrown into the grand canyon.

crx girl · 06-14-2002, 06:30 AM

i'd protest and say put sourmash back in the barrel, but in my eyes he's always in it anyway. um, spit got me stoned, i can't really think of anything, i suck :crackhead: maybe you should throw me in there with her :thumbs-up:

Spitfire · 06-14-2002, 02:17 PM

You all suck :moonie:

crx, gonna keep me company? :loveya:

Hey Ladi · 06-14-2002, 02:20 PM

Yes, Spit but not as good as you.......

Forget the golf ball thru the garden house. I heard your Circus Side-show trick is to Put some peanuts in an Elephant's truck, put you mouth up to his ass, and Viola.... end up with peanuts in your mouth!! :-o

Ken'sPen · 06-14-2002, 02:34 PM

I heard it was Frumpy's dick in the elephant's trunk,
and Viola,
that is how she got the name Spit.

Jack · 06-15-2002, 12:19 AM

And I'm back to pass the buck again.

The new barrel dweller shall be none other than CDIH's very own
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Ken'sPen · 06-15-2002, 06:05 AM

now EVERY thread is about me........:lol:

Ken'sPen · 06-17-2002, 02:27 PM

people love me......
days and people are still scratching their heads trying to imagine something unkind to say to the ken....:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
you guys are the best

JIMMYSNUKA · 06-18-2002, 12:53 AM

its safe to say ken gets bashed in every thread.

I say the new barrel dweller is VG.

I know its gonna be hard to throw shit in the barrel to make that tuna smelter smell any worse...but i have faith in the tards here.

Hey Ladi · 06-18-2002, 02:11 AM

VG, huh......... What can we say about Venerial Girl?

She's not that tall, it really just dildo stilts..... she puts one in the fish trap & one in the poop shute, and waddles along down the street on them. :thumbs-up:

LZMF1 · 06-18-2002, 02:25 AM

aaahhhhhhh.......what shall i say about VG a.k.a.Venerial Girl a.k.a. the cum bong queen.

she'll take on 4 guys. man junk in every orifice. and just as everyone's ready to spew their "essence" she grabs her trusty "cum bong" pops it into her semen trap and has all participants blow their loads into it and she has the meal of her life!!!!

she knows how to party!!!!!!!!!

and ken's pen, you're not invited!

Edited By LZMF1 on June 17 2002 at 10:29

JIMMYSNUKA · 06-19-2002, 12:09 AM

That all sounds well and dandy but you are assuming that there are guys willing to participate in sticking their pricks in that boner bunker. It's sealed up pretty tight from the hardened yeast coating. If you crack that shell then you get the prize. The tampon that was used from her first period. Yup from the ripe supple age of 12. Just sitting in there .....the blood binding the cotton to the baby cannon walls. As you pull that bastard out it sounds like peeling a fruit rollup off of wax paper. You can tell she is thanking god some poor bastard is just touching her mucous mound not to mention pulling that bad boy out. It seems easy at first yes but you will need a train and the titanic anchor chain to get it out all the way. Once it is out...there is a clot on the end the size of a grapefruit....strangely almost the same color too. Inside it you can see the shape of a dildo. Thats right...at that young age she wasnt sure how to use it so she just shoved it in and left it. Thats the second time. First time she put it in her mouth and tried to swallow it with a glass of water. OOPS....the clot fell off the end of that tampon.....it exploded on impact and is covering all 3 toes of her left foot. But that is another story all together.

JIMMYSNUKA · 08-01-2002, 12:55 AM

time to bring this gem of a thread back up for the vultures to pick at.

oh by the way VG is still in the barrel. :thumbs-up:

FNMoron · 08-01-2002, 01:24 AM

is that what that stink is??? ...and here i thought Luna left her pap smear on the counter again...

JIMMYSNUKA · 08-01-2002, 01:33 AM

LOL....nope. that stink is definately VD..uhhh VG. smells like the leftover beef stew that was left out in the sun. once we pried her legs open a huge clot of uterus fell out that looked like briscuit. thats what you get when you dont get cock and use a cake mixer plugged into a nuclear power plant.

FNMoron · 08-01-2002, 01:47 AM

hey now Jimmy... that's not nice.... VG is my friend... I would never talk about how her cooch has more spider webs than the Munster's set... nor would I ever imply that her ass has stretch marks that resemble the tributaries of the Mississippi & Missouri rivers combined.... that'd just be wrong... and hateful... and i would definately never say that VG's breasts look like a couple of deformed pineapples stuffed into Howies old gym socks.... she's my friend... and i would never talk about her like that...

JIMMYSNUKA · 08-01-2002, 01:51 AM

LMAO....well since she is your friend i must show consideration. so that means i wont say the last time a load was shot into her cavernous ooze onion the sperm swam out and down her leg like cattle being herded on the great plains. even the last thing sperm want to do is create something using VG's retarded take it up the ass while playing with Lite Brite DNA.

virgingrrl · 08-01-2002, 04:25 AM

HA HA HA. so funny!:rofl: