's okay, your highness....I just opened my own pub and grille in the market square....I'll still be serving you, but have branched out into an area more suited to the male's needs and the wench's desires.
Ahhhhhh so what about a Crusade???
I need women,
So if you finance a Crusade I can go and kill infidels and drag there women back in chains,
While I am at it I would reclaim the holy lands in your name........
waddaya think?