Since oas isn't here - To c-block me

Ken'sPen · 09-05-2002, 01:51 PM

I plan on hitting on anything with a Vagina in this thread.......

looks at active member listing......

hmmmmmm Ladi or VG........

quite the ends of the spectrum, a Virgin and the town whore...

decisions decisions.

Ken'sPen · 09-05-2002, 01:55 PM

Quote:Posted: Sep. 05 2002,9:53

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Do you want to play strip twister with me???

Winner gets oral!

I just sent this PM to Ladi......
let's see if she can resist such a smooooooth offer.

Hey Ladi · 09-05-2002, 02:01 PM

we can save time, just bl...um, lick me now :moonie:

Jack · 09-05-2002, 02:02 PM

:disappointed: Christ Ken. The bar just goes lower and lower does it not? :disappointed:

Ken'sPen · 09-05-2002, 02:03 PM

I am a limbo king.

Ladi, hold my pole.

Hey Ladi · 09-05-2002, 02:04 PM

I left my tweezers at home

Ken'sPen · 09-05-2002, 02:07 PM

that will leave a mark.

Keyser Soze · 09-05-2002, 02:10 PM

could you leave us alone and do your bidding here

Ken'sPen · 09-05-2002, 02:10 PM

Hey.....
I saw Jinny signed up here....
After DGW,
Keyser,
Alkey
Doc
Ants
and Sean get her...

I call Dibs.

Ken'sPen · 09-05-2002, 02:15 PM

Hey Luna just logged on...
::wonder if she's commando::

Jack · 09-05-2002, 02:27 PM

[really bad music]How Low Can You Go, How Low Can You Go[/really bad music]

Luna · 09-05-2002, 02:28 PM

Yeppers...I am commando! :-D

Keyser Soze · 09-05-2002, 02:30 PM

i bet ken is the type of guy who talks back to those 1-900-HOT-LEGS commercials when they come on at 4am.

Ken'sPen · 09-05-2002, 02:32 PM

pfffffffffffffffft,
I video tape them and play them in a continuous loop......

Keyser Soze · 09-05-2002, 02:35 PM

the Girls Gone Wild commercial is his Citizen Kane

Ken'sPen · 09-05-2002, 02:37 PM

the one shot where the nipple pokes over the top of the t-shirt for just that fraction of a second....
I named that nip, Rosebud.

kindred · 09-05-2002, 03:43 PM

Quote:Hey.....
I saw Jinny signed up here....
After DGW,
Keyser,
Alkey
Doc
Ants
and Sean get her...

I call Dibs.

The official pecking order of cdih.net????

Ken'sPen · 09-05-2002, 04:00 PM

noooooo,
I was being self depricating, and perhaps a little honest, by putting myself low on a random list...

for starters, Sean has sworn off board women so he doesn't belong on the list...

and Alkey always seems to get there first....

and I never actually go to board functions.....

But I think overall it is a fair assesment.....

cept Ikea should be on top....that was an oversight on my part.

Ken'sPen · 09-05-2002, 05:32 PM

Damn, there are no women now....
I shall start hitting on the effeminate men.

Hey Ladi · 09-05-2002, 05:39 PM

How do you hit on yourself? ....no, wait, you DO talk to yourself, so that is possible.