SOCK PUPPETS - I am SO bored

[Suzie]

A company we gave a lot of accounts to was supposed to send my boss a fine bottle of Scotch. He's out today so when I opened the package and in it was a bunch of schwag for his kids instead, including two ridiculous sock puppets.
One side of each is a bull and one is a bear.
You can only put your hands in their heads, can't even move the arms and feet. CRAP!



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[Hey Ladi]

at first I thought you meant he mailed pot for the kids, and while that's all well & good ... who mails out schwag :hudder::

cute puppets though

the cheap-ass bastard

[Suzie]

There's not just puppets, also pads, cd holders (kinda cool) bouncy balls, little staplers and clocks.

[Hey Ladi]

ooooh, well! in that case then
Scotch, pffft, who wants that

[Suzie]

I'd rather have the Scotch!!!!!
The point was, look what a time-waster I am. I just scanned both sides of a sock puppet and put it in my photo album. I can't be trusted to do any work when left alone. No wonder I was unemployed for so long. I am useless and irresponsible.
WHat else can i scan around here?

[Hey Ladi]

:23: psssst, sarcasm in action

and it's Friday, it's the boss's fault for being away, you aren't required to do any work today :5:

[Suzie]

But I have so much to DO!!!
I'm gonna try scanning my face......

[FNMoron]

WHat else can i scan around here?

[keyser]scan your tits :5: [/keyser]

[Skitchr4u]

i second moron and keysers idea...

oh, and don't fret about being a slacker. its this place, it makes you that way

[Suzie]

Well I broke the scanner. :36:
No more fun pics from me. Lexmark sux.

[Skitchr4u]

was it the scanner printer copier? those things are neat...but super fragile

[Suzie]

exactly. piece of shit fucks with my whole system.

[FNMoron]

[keyser] so i guess that's a '"no" on the boobs scan[\keyser]

[Suzie]

The denouement: Just found out they are golf club covers, not sock puppets. :crackhead:

[HollywoodJewMoses]

5 days to figure out they were golf club covers , yeah, drugs do amazing things to a brain :5:

[HedCold]

:lol:

[Hybrid]

jeez. i think someone finally made scrambled eggs with her brain :17:

[2 tired 2 give N F]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Suzie]

Like I've ever been golfing! How could I have known that. Wasn't me being slow, a golfer told me. Look at the pics, could very well be a sock puppet PLUS it was in a package for kids.

[FNMoron]

now i'm wondering... are you sure that stuff was really for kids...