07-26-2005, 05:26 AM
i have no idea why, but wbk wanted me to save this chat.....
You have just entered room "oaarmyzerohour."
thekmanredux has entered the room.
The Clear sTuFF has entered the room.
yr moms a ninja has entered the room.
fbdlingfrg has entered the room.
triciaj76 has entered the room.
WankFellow has entered the room.
The Clear sTuFF: jesus
amberstylee has entered the room.
smokescottwb has entered the room.
diabluntd has entered the room.
WankFellow: now thats an interesting name for a chat. what up
SoupSoupAD: ARMY MAN UP
fakeplaztik has entered the room.
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thekmanredux: where is DUGOUT DOUG
Black Lazerus has entered the room.
yr moms a ninja: where are my records!!
fbdlingfrg: we need a general to direct us
SoupSoupAD: DOUG OUT DOUG
thekmanredux: i thrw them away
yr moms a ninja: oh no!
diabluntd: wtf is this?
MissExplosivo has entered the room.
WankFellow: someone catch me up on OA life
The Clear sTuFF: hooray!
The Clear sTuFF: hi alter ego
MissExplosivo: hello]
yr moms a ninja: they have been talking about jim something from florida for like 5 days
JonNeedsSN has entered the room.
chuck1938 has entered the room.
MissExplosivo: what is this daviiiid?
diabluntd: this chat is even weaker then the last one you had
smokescottwb: Dugout Doug isn't online right now.
thekmanredux: :-(
The Clear sTuFF: maybe he is too busy conquering the world of comedy
amberstylee: hes banging his chick somewhere
thekmanredux: he iz so funny
MissExplosivo: his chick=his kid?
SoupSoupAD: its no #patbattle
The Clear sTuFF: hahhaha
diabluntd: who are all these people?
MissExplosivo: im maria!
WankFellow: not a clue
yr moms a ninja: who are you?
amberstylee: no but his kid is very tussleable
The Clear sTuFF: hi liz, can you tell me what the truth is now
MissExplosivo: cool show reffy
fbdlingfrg: i'm froy
diabluntd: i dunno. i'm on meds and drinks. just livin life
SoupSoupAD: these people have been chosen for a top secret army mission
diabluntd: until i got sucked into this chat
amberstylee: i dont care what it is
MissExplosivo: oh yeah this is wowgurl
WankFellow: thank keyser
yr moms a ninja: i dont think im in the army
JonNeedsSN: oooo... we're being drafted
MissExplosivo: so...are we the same people?
SoupSoupAD: ALL YOUR OA ARMY BELONG TO US
thekmanredux: sorry i only send records to army members
diabluntd: YES YOU ARE SOLDIER
The Clear sTuFF: yeah, we are the same
diabluntd: you jsut don't know it yet!
yr moms a ninja: i was discharged when oa.com die
MissExplosivo: ok
amberstylee: the fact that you waste your time on a board you hate makes no sense to me
JonNeedsSN: maria, according to wackbag, you are
smokescottwb: all your old references belong to keyser
MissExplosivo: im not on there anymore
SoupSoupAD: amber, suck a cock, do something useful
The Clear sTuFF: hahahah
thekmanredux: missexplosivo do you have pix?
yr moms a ninja: wbk has them
MissExplosivo: yes
The Clear sTuFF: dont be a faggot dennis
amberstylee: i have pics of both of you
MissExplosivo: no you dont
thekmanredux: its not gay to want pix of a girl silly!
amberstylee: oh i do
SoupSoupAD: show us pics of your hairy roast beef sandwich twat
yr moms a ninja: dennis will put them above his toilet
The Clear sTuFF: he would
thekmanredux: yes
diabluntd: so you invited people in here to bitch some more?
yr moms a ninja: i miss his sideways apartment
diabluntd: like there wasn't enough of it?
SoupSoupAD: diab chill out
SoupSoupAD: have a drink
thekmanredux: i miss it too
SoupSoupAD: enjoy life
MissExplosivo: i have a picture of you too
The Clear sTuFF: oh no..
amberstylee: yeah i post them
WankFellow: diab is being very .net-like
yr moms a ninja: i have pixxxx of wbk too!!!
SoupSoupAD: OMG DONT INVITE ME TO A CHAT
yr moms a ninja: with his best friend at summerslam
diabluntd: .net like?
The Clear sTuFF: hahaah with ralphie?
diabluntd: cause this chat is pointless?
WankFellow: i'm joshin you, diab
yr moms a ninja: haha no with that crazy kid
thekmanredux: oh no not this story again
SoupSoupAD: .net like = bitchy
The Clear sTuFF: hahahahahah
SoupSoupAD: enjoy the chat or get out diab
yr moms a ninja: ROCKY
The Clear sTuFF: putting my hands in the air like i just dont care
diabluntd: k
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fbdlingfrg: i liked him...
SoupSoupAD: christ
WankFellow: damn those .netters
The Clear sTuFF: listen all i know is that people have pics of me and wow, i am terrified
yr moms a ninja: how do people have pics of you though?
WankFellow: you got to keep the anti-deppressants flowing or they get flighty
The Clear sTuFF: my profile
yr moms a ninja: did you ever go to a board event?
fbdlingfrg: i saw a pic of wbk once
yr moms a ninja: ohhhhhhh
fbdlingfrg: he has a lare nose
fbdlingfrg: large
thekmanredux: thats true
SoupSoupAD: reyes on the run
yr moms a ninja: he is a fine young man
thekmanredux: you could say its jewey
SoupSoupAD: triple number 11
SoupSoupAD: leading the league
The Clear sTuFF: its very jewey
SoupSoupAD: HOW MANY JEWS HERE NOW?
MissExplosivo: is this like the ona war room?
yr moms a ninja: his girlfriend wears sweatdresses
SoupSoupAD: DIAB left, one less jew
The Clear sTuFF: i dont even know what that means
yr moms a ninja: yes you do
SoupSoupAD: haaaaaaaaa
SoupSoupAD: sweatdresses
SoupSoupAD: no she wears an NBA dress
thekmanredux: melo dress
WankFellow: whats shakin laz....long time no see. whats new
yr moms a ninja: you dont remember when you first dated her like last year or whatever you said you almost broke up with her for wearing the sweat suit dress thing and not changing when you asked her to
thekmanredux: haha
The Clear sTuFF: no i dont
SoupSoupAD: haaaaaaaaa
yr moms a ninja: i do
The Clear sTuFF: youre making things up
The Clear sTuFF: remember that time you fucked angel amy?
MissExplosivo: hahha
fbdlingfrg: ouch
yr moms a ninja: oh god gross
The Clear sTuFF: she had a crush on you and it was cute
The Clear sTuFF: because she had longer thicker sideburns than you
SoupSoupAD: that sounds like something that would happen to a wackbag kid
yr moms a ninja: haha
thekmanredux: ...
The Clear sTuFF: OH MAN, THATS WHACK!
thekmanredux: like the clothing line
yr moms a ninja has left the room.
The Clear sTuFF: served
SoupSoupAD: you served yourself
The Clear sTuFF: hi alter ego!
fbdlingfrg: you should change your name back, now that its almost football season and your boy is a chief
yr moms a ninja has entered the room.
yr moms a ninja: aim froze
yr moms a ninja: weird
MissExplosivo: anyone like to see a female twerkin?
thekmanredux: what is that
yr moms a ninja: yea what is that
fbdlingfrg: its like a muchkin, but bigger
thekmanredux: eh
fbdlingfrg: munchkin*
MissExplosivo: ask the jew
The Clear sTuFF: sorry for her, she no speaky english good
fbdlingfrg: cant type tonight
MissExplosivo: that was low
The Clear sTuFF: has anyone ever masturbated int heir family bathroom and cum all over the place?
thekmanredux: umm i havent done the second part
thekmanredux: ive missed the bowl a few times
fbdlingfrg: i'm a clean masturbater
MissExplosivo: ok danny zucco in the begning of grease, im out.
The Clear sTuFF: any of you ever masturbate thinking of donkeysausage?
thekmanredux: no
MissExplosivo has left the room.
The Clear sTuFF: you scared her off you faggot
fbdlingfrg: is that the fatty you always want to come in here?
thekmanredux: i want pix
amberstylee: you guys should go to donkey sausages birthday party
fbdlingfrg: i used to have pix of her, i think...
amberstylee: all the cool kids wil be there
thekmanredux: me too form like 3 years ago, i want new pix
The Clear sTuFF: NO cool kids will be there
amberstylee: i wont
The Clear sTuFF: even if you went, my statement would still be true
The Clear sTuFF: wait, is christopher hummercash going?
amberstylee: no
thekmanredux: he is not cool
The Clear sTuFF: he is a little bit cool
thekmanredux: not enough
thekmanredux: he signs his name "..\chris"
thekmanredux: or something
The Clear sTuFF: well ill be too busy in orlando, kidnapping jim philips' children
amberstylee: im definitely not one of the cool kids
The Clear sTuFF: no you arent
amberstylee: i know
The Clear sTuFF: even though you know the TRUTH
fbdlingfrg: am i one of the cool kids? i really want to be e-cool
thekmanredux: i sent 20 pizzas to jim phillips a dress and i called up teh FBI adn said he is a terrorist
thekmanredux: go army!
fbdlingfrg: i cursed on the phone with him
KevSlide has entered the room.
JonNeedsSN: calling the fbi is always a smart move
fbdlingfrg: and then i blew up his car
amberstylee: i dont understand why you waste your time on wackbag when you seem to hate it so much
fbdlingfrg: go army!
thekmanredux: i said he is first cousin of mohammed atta
The Clear sTuFF: yeah seriously, why do you?!?!
fbdlingfrg: yeah...why?
thekmanredux: yea really why
The Clear sTuFF: yeah keyser
fbdlingfrg: UNBAN NIRTYDIGGER
thekmanredux: and "boscoORubet"
amberstylee: youre remotely funny sometimes.. i just dont get it
ferggnuts311 has entered the room.
The Clear sTuFF: who is funny
fbdlingfrg: i am
ferggnuts311: who said what to who
amberstylee: you sometimes
fbdlingfrg: oh wait...no i'm not
thekmanredux: yea you are remotely funny but you are no dugout doug
thekmanredux: or BACH
amberstylee: i dont think doug or bach aer very funny
The Clear sTuFF: no i am hilarious
The Clear sTuFF: all the time
amberstylee: not really
fbdlingfrg: BUT THEY R SO FUNNY ON THE AIR WITH O&A
thekmanredux: dugout doug is heeelarious
thekmanredux: its like he is the 4th member of the show
The Clear sTuFF: yeah, and he killed freda
thekmanredux: did anyone hear the SPAZ reference on fridays show
fbdlingfrg: yeah
fbdlingfrg: when they said ben fucked the tomato
thekmanredux: that was cool
thekmanredux: i bet anthony sweated a little
fbdlingfrg: just a tad
thekmanredux: keyser you shoudlve called with that and then yelled LOBSTER GIRL
fbdlingfrg: someone should call in and make dirrect reference to spaz
fbdlingfrg: like that
amberstylee: yeah that would be funny
The Clear sTuFF: jim philips should get spaz on his show
thekmanredux: ahhaha
thekmanredux: that would be hilarious
The Clear sTuFF: that would be the most amazing thing
ferggnuts311: jim philips should get a who litter of Retarted kids
The Clear sTuFF: ....what
thekmanredux: yea what
The Clear sTuFF: OHDEARLORD
thekmanredux: i think we should join the jim phillips army!
KevSlide: PUSSY PUSSY VAGINA
ferggnuts311: i think he's saying good lard
The Clear sTuFF: 2 for 2!
The Clear sTuFF: are you trying to replace jimmy norton when he leaves for hollyweird?!?!
thekmanredux: which one of you is dugout doug
fbdlingfrg: me
thekmanredux: no you are not
The Clear sTuFF: oh, hi doug
thekmanredux: its wither kevslide or ferggnuts3111
thekmanredux: duh
fbdlingfrg: oh
amberstylee: doug isnt on
fbdlingfrg: so i'm not the annyoing guy?
The Clear sTuFF: dugoutdoug = amberstylee
KevSlide: uh sure
amberstylee: you got it!!! you know the TRITH
The Clear sTuFF: and the truth
KevSlide: Doug will name himself amber
amberstylee: yeah that too
ferggnuts311: why was i invited to this room?
The Clear sTuFF: because you won the prize!
The Clear sTuFF: the prize of air
thekmanredux: cause you are dugout doug
The Clear sTuFF: congratulations
amberstylee: you are the winner
fbdlingfrg: becuase you're in the o&a army, brother!
thekmanredux: hes the general
ferggnuts311: ok
The Clear sTuFF: attention fat girls, send a private message to prbeauty1, and ask her how to take flattiner self pictures with webcams, that make you look not massive
KevSlide: Why is your AIM amber anyway?
The Clear sTuFF: flattiner = flattering
thekmanredux: matt why werent you around when prbeauty was in chat
fbdlingfrg: good job
WankFellow: ok..will do
The Clear sTuFF: i was too busy having sex?
thekmanredux: idiot
The Clear sTuFF: no i was probably studying
amberstylee: those are old pics of her
The Clear sTuFF: they definitely are
thekmanredux: she was practically begging us to bash her so i was like uhhh ok hyou are an annoying bitch, and she went off on some weird rant for the next 30 minutes
amberstylee: shes on right now, you cn invite her if youd like
The Clear sTuFF: yes please do
thekmanredux: yea
The Clear sTuFF: but i know she hates getting dorito crums on her keyboard, just like i do
thekmanredux: invite cheetos lady in
fbdlingfrg: invite the fat whore
amberstylee: go for it
The Clear sTuFF: no you!
amberstylee: im good
The Clear sTuFF: no you arent
amberstylee: i think i am
The Clear sTuFF: i know the truth
amberstylee: you win
fbdlingfrg: you're almost as bad as me
smokescottwb has left the room.
thekmanredux: invite khemystri in
The Clear sTuFF: yeah
thekmanredux: so we can make fun of how bad of a rapper he is
The Clear sTuFF: if he isnt too busy battling
amberstylee: chris makes fun of him alot
KevSlide has left the room.
thekmanredux: good
SoupSoupAD: wow this room is still going?
thekmanredux: yes
SoupSoupAD: what a bunch of bored niggers you are
The Clear sTuFF: is chris your boyfriend
thekmanredux: thats racist
SoupSoupAD: sorry laz
amberstylee: yes
The Clear sTuFF: hummercash1?1?!?
fbdlingfrg: you made the place
amberstylee: yes
SoupSoupAD: i meant niggaz
The Clear sTuFF: no.....
SoupSoupAD: yeah and you accepted the invite
SoupSoupAD: DEAL WITH IT
amberstylee: yes
thekmanredux: she is from florida
thekmanredux: right
The Clear sTuFF: yeah where are you from?!!
thekmanredux: so they are not dating
amberstylee: im from long island but i livein florida now
thekmanredux: shes a lying twat
SoupSoupAD: amber do you have a lincoln tunnel twat?
The Clear sTuFF: and he is from ct?
amberstylee: yes
SoupSoupAD: nice
The Clear sTuFF: and he lives there?
SoupSoupAD: can i drive my car into it?
amberstylee: yeah
The Clear sTuFF: so you are dating and he lives more than 20 hours from u
thekmanredux: is it true that sexbagel is banging prbeauty1
amberstylee: we fly back and forth
SoupSoupAD: amber you suck a lot of random cock behind your boyfriends back, right?
amberstylee: no its not
amberstylee: no i dont
fbdlingfrg: why not?
ferggnuts311: damn
amberstylee: no reason to really
SoupSoupAD: prbeauty is fucking some mod
amberstylee: papagolash
SoupSoupAD: she logged into foundry the other night on his account
ferggnuts311: you up set all guys
The Clear sTuFF: is it true that your boyfriend is the one who showed you pics of me
amberstylee: no
The Clear sTuFF: i think it is
SoupSoupAD: and she started banning people
SoupSoupAD: that cunt
thekmanredux: this chat sucks
amberstylee: ok
SoupSoupAD: she needs to get in line
SoupSoupAD: learn her role
fbdlingfrg: it really does
amberstylee: youre wrong though
thekmanredux: who cares about any of thios
The Clear sTuFF: Hummercash has visited your profile once at 07/14/2005 12:53:02 AM from 68.81.181.71
amberstylee: ok
fbdlingfrg: i should leave. that is when things usually get good
thekmanredux: ok leave
SoupSoupAD: this mets game is pissing me off
The Clear sTuFF: so how did you two meet
amberstylee: i like the mets
The Clear sTuFF: ....or have you met
SoupSoupAD: you do?
ferggnuts311 has left the room.
SoupSoupAD: i have a whole new outlook on you
amberstylee: yes im a mets fan
amberstylee: yes weve met
thekmanredux: name one current met
SoupSoupAD: you're not the whore i said you are
SoupSoupAD: you're ok with me
amberstylee: i dont really mind the name calling..
The Clear sTuFF: how many times have you and chris been togheter in person
SoupSoupAD: yeah its all in good fun
SoupSoupAD: you silly cunt
thekmanredux: shut up oauncensored
amberstylee: a dcent amount, he stayed with me for a month
fbdlingfrg: someone call me if this gets decent
fbdlingfrg has left the room.
SoupSoupAD: wait amber is hummercash's gash?
amberstylee: yes
SoupSoupAD: ah
SoupSoupAD: i see
thekmanredux: is hummercash a fat kid?
SoupSoupAD: can i see your pic?
The Clear sTuFF: no he is an attractive lad
WankFellow has left the room.
amberstylee: its on wackbag
SoupSoupAD: he's not fat but he's no stud
thekmanredux: where on wackbag
thekmanredux: i am banned
SoupSoupAD: i mean he's no gmann
amberstylee: post your pic threads
SoupSoupAD: PSTPIXPLZ
thekmanredux: i cant view this stuff
The Clear sTuFF: those threads are a good place to go to feel good about yourself
yr moms a ninja: link me
thekmanredux: has dugout doug posted his pic
amberstylee: especially when youre one of 3 chicks that post
The Clear sTuFF: callmeqtie is not a chick
amberstylee: and corinne
The Clear sTuFF: nor is prsubwaysystem
amberstylee: and nikke
The Clear sTuFF: ok nikki is fucking hot
thekmanredux: who is nikki
amberstylee: shes cute
The Clear sTuFF: no she is fucking hot
amberstylee: i guess
SoupSoupAD: shes no pink nips
The Clear sTuFF: isnt she fucking sexbagel
amberstylee: i dont know
SoupSoupAD: E ROCK is fat and lazy
The Clear sTuFF: you DO know
thekmanredux: is there anythign more boring than wackbag gossip
amberstylee: i dont talk to nikki
SoupSoupAD: i think wackbag kid wants to suck erics cock or somehting
thekmanredux: ohhhh
The Clear sTuFF: how did you and chris meet
thekmanredux: dip
The Clear sTuFF: aim convos?
amberstylee: something like that
The Clear sTuFF: did you guys cyber before you first kissed?
The Clear sTuFF: tell truth
SoupSoupAD: do you and chris play a little game called "just the tip" ?
amberstylee: we have cams
yr moms a ninja: someone saw wedding crashers
The Clear sTuFF: so he jerked off for you?
SoupSoupAD: did he do a froy impression for you?
amberstylee: no he watches me bang chicks
The Clear sTuFF: .........
SoupSoupAD: does this look familiar? <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.postwhores.net/froy/">http://www.postwhores.net/froy/</a><!-- m -->
thekmanredux: link doesnt work
SoupSoupAD: made you look
SoupSoupAD: fag
thekmanredux: so
The Clear sTuFF: hahahha what a faggot
thekmanredux: froy's dick is cute
SoupSoupAD: HAHA SLEEPER WANTED TO SEE FROYS COCK
SoupSoupAD: HAHAHAHA
SoupSoupAD: LOLLERS
thekmanredux: :-(
The Clear sTuFF: so when you and chris first met, how long before you guys had intercourse
amberstylee: like an hour
The Clear sTuFF: rubz?
SoupSoupAD: wow you are not a whore at all
amberstylee: nope
SoupSoupAD: rico brongna!
yr moms a ninja: the video of that swimmer smashing her face is brutal
amberstylee: i smashed my face on a diving board once
The Clear sTuFF: oh that makes sense
amberstylee: yes its why im so hideous
The Clear sTuFF: i never said such a thing!
thekmanredux: i wanna see a pic
amberstylee: no i did
amberstylee: im average at best, youre not missing much
thekmanredux: i will be the judge of that
SoupSoupAD: jesus christ reyes is fast
SoupSoupAD: just beat out a infield hit
thekmanredux: you do realize the mets will not make the playoffs
thekmanredux: right
thekmanredux: just so we are on the same page
SoupSoupAD: i dont care
thekmanredux: ok
Black Lazerus has left the room.
SoupSoupAD: i like to watch the mets play
thekmanredux: fag
SoupSoupAD: you like to root for a boring corporate monolith
SoupSoupAD: enjoy
thekmanredux: no i dont
thekmanredux: i am a washington nationals fan
SoupSoupAD: im a fag? you were just salivating over froy cock
amberstylee: i think they will do alot better next season
SoupSoupAD: nats are fading fast
thekmanredux: go nats!
SoupSoupAD: mets will be entering their golden period next year
The Clear sTuFF: they are gonna get soriano
thekmanredux: noooooo
amberstylee: yeah this years like a big practice.. they have a good team though
thekmanredux: no they dont have a good team
SoupSoupAD: yes they do
amberstylee: ok
thekmanredux: no really they dont
SoupSoupAD: yes they do
thekmanredux: nope!
SoupSoupAD: yes
thekmanredux: the 1 game i went to, they had 3 hits, so i say they suck
SoupSoupAD: wilkerson sucks
SoupSoupAD: carlos baerga
SoupSoupAD: lol
SoupSoupAD: nice team
thekmanredux: i am not really a washington nationals fan
SoupSoupAD: i know
thekmanredux: lol!
yr moms a ninja: the family guy movie leaked
yr moms a ninja: yay
amberstylee: this is me
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SoupSoupAD: pests have this oa army war room on irc server blondie.mi.us.irctoo.net
SoupSoupAD: room name #patbattle
SoupSoupAD: i went into it today as ballbuster1
SoupSoupAD: and bostonstrangler gave me ops
thekmanredux: oooh
thekmanredux: infliltrating the army!
SoupSoupAD: i kick banned all 77 of them
JonNeedsSN: LOL
thekmanredux: haha
SoupSoupAD: it was glorious
thekmanredux: that is pretty funny
SoupSoupAD: it was
The Clear sTuFF: hhahha that is good
thekmanredux: what did they do
yr moms a ninja: haha yea thats funny
SoupSoupAD: cried
SoupSoupAD: 77 of them
SoupSoupAD: insane how many pests there are
thekmanredux: was anthony in there
thekmanredux: aka HIV
SoupSoupAD: no, but i think norton was
thekmanredux: reed's robe?
SoupSoupAD: there are still 24 of them in there
thekmanredux: so can you do whatever you want with that chat
thekmanredux: can you just constantly kick people off
thekmanredux: that wopuld be hilarious
SoupSoupAD: they prob are more careful who they op now
SoupSoupAD: they didnt question i wasnt ballbuster
thekmanredux: do you still have OP
SoupSoupAD: after i kick banned the entire room?
SoupSoupAD: are you nuts?
amberstylee: or 12 people
thekmanredux: oh i dont know how irc works
SoupSoupAD: 77
amberstylee: ok
SoupSoupAD: yeah its on irc
amberstylee: i never got kicked
JonNeedsSN: go in as Stingray
thekmanredux: can anyonw go in as any name?
SoupSoupAD: cause i like your sweet pussy baby
thekmanredux: you dotn have to register?
SoupSoupAD: it takes like butterscotch
SoupSoupAD: nope
SoupSoupAD: you can go in as anything
amberstylee: or cause your lieing through your teeth but whatever
SoupSoupAD: suck me beautiful
thekmanredux: so i can go in as anthony
thekmanredux: and be like "you are all losers, my gf fucked spaz"
SoupSoupAD: stingray is in there now
SoupSoupAD: #patbattle
thekmanredux: i dont have irc
SoupSoupAD: on blondie.mi.us.irctoo.net
SoupSoupAD: <!-- w --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.mirc.com">http://www.mirc.com</a><!-- w -->
thekmanredux: too lazy
SoupSoupAD: takes 3 seconds to install
SoupSoupAD: faggot
thekmanredux: get them all to come into here
The Clear sTuFF: you are the biggest geekazoid ever
amberstylee: corinne wants an invite
SoupSoupAD: irc is not geeky
The Clear sTuFF: tell her, contrary to belief, we are not giving away free chipwich's in here
thekmanredux: who is corinne
thekmanredux: chipwich's are tasty
amberstylee: haha
amberstylee: they sell those at the beach
yr moms a ninja has left the room.
thekmanredux: realyl?!
The Clear sTuFF: ....and every other store in the world
thekmanredux: OFF 2 DA BEACH
amberstylee: and the beach
thekmanredux: oh..
thekmanredux: i was all ready to go to the beach
The Clear sTuFF: ....they sell soda at the beach!
thekmanredux: YES
thekmanredux: 2 DA BEACH I GO
The Clear sTuFF: screw the supermarket, i want beach soda
amberstylee: me too
The Clear sTuFF: just invite that fat pig in here
amberstylee: not my room
The Clear sTuFF: keyser gives you permission
thekmanredux: keyser soze invite her in here
thekmanredux: what is her sn, ill invite her
The Clear sTuFF: try... fatspicorphanwhale
amberstylee: shes on under papagolash
The Clear sTuFF: try the one i suggested first
Papagolash has entered the room.
Papagolash: hi everyone
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The Clear sTuFF: hey beautiful
The Clear sTuFF: oooh who is that handsome boy on the left
Papagolash: go ahead say NOT YOU!
Papagolash: isnt he hot!
The Clear sTuFF: is that a question or a statement?
thekmanredux: yea clear stuff, say NOT YOU
The Clear sTuFF: so what is it like to be such a huge part of the show?!?!
thekmanredux: so...
thekmanredux: yea
The Clear sTuFF: ill wait till you clean the dorito residue off your fingers...
The Clear sTuFF: ok im gonna go get a chipwich
The Clear sTuFF: ...from the beach
The Clear sTuFF: and when i get back, i want people speaking!
thekmanredux: i am speaking
thekmanredux: r u back from da beach ye
thekmanredux: t
thekmanredux: well this worked out
The Clear sTuFF: ok i am back from the beach
amberstylee: enjoy your chipwich?
SoupSoupAD: give me a name of a wackbag mod
The Clear sTuFF: i didnt eat it, but i am out of breath because its a long run from boston to a beach
thekmanredux: papagolash
amberstylee: i can imagine
SoupSoupAD: Nickname is already in use.: Papagolash
SoupSoupAD: give me another
The Clear sTuFF: so you and chris are going to that resort?
thekmanredux: how did you get there, did you take BENS HOG
amberstylee: maybe
The Clear sTuFF: im pretty jealous
amberstylee: its expensive
The Clear sTuFF: worth it
Papagolash: im sorry
thekmanredux: can i see a pic of hummercash
amberstylee: you should come with your gf
Papagolash: did someone ask me something
thekmanredux: yes
Papagolash: ask again
The Clear sTuFF: yes, and you can scroll up and read it
The Clear sTuFF: what...
Papagolash: ok
The Clear sTuFF: why cant you just go up and fucking read it, jesus christ
amberstylee: to that resort
Papagolash: i will scroll up
JonNeedsSN has left the room.
The Clear sTuFF: yes i understand, i was talking to the immigrant
triciaj76 has left the room.
amberstylee: oh ok
Papagolash: oh ok, someone else
The Clear sTuFF: the best part of that place is definitely the glass floors
Papagolash: how am i a huge part of the show
Papagolash: ??
The Clear sTuFF: because you are huge, and you are part of the show
thekmanredux: AHHAHAHAHAHA
amberstylee: im just going to paint our pictures in it and pretend we went
Papagolash: lol
Papagolash: nice comeback
amberstylee: the glass floors are awesome
Papagolash: hey i had to gain weight for a project and now i've lost the weight
The Clear sTuFF: project im fucking hungry and cant control my eating habits?
Papagolash: sure, whatever gets you through the night
Papagolash: do you honestly think your tired words are bothering me at all
The Clear sTuFF: um...no
amberstylee: i think im going to go soon, im getting sleepy
The Clear sTuFF: but, its fun regardless
Papagolash: love you snuggles
thekmanredux: i think you are bothered
Papagolash: not at all
The Clear sTuFF: yeah i think you are bothered also
amberstylee: and i have to walk my dog still
The Clear sTuFF: as displayed by the 13 year old girl retorts
Papagolash: trust me..
The Clear sTuFF: you are defending your weight to a perfect stranger
The Clear sTuFF: haha perfect stranger, what the fuck
amberstylee: i liked perfect strangers
Papagolash: please with the shit i've dealt with being called fat when i know im not is the least of my problems
The Clear sTuFF: well you keep defending yourself
thekmanredux: what have you dealt with
amberstylee: balki is on surreal life
Papagolash: not defending, i know i got chubby we all do sometimes
The Clear sTuFF: i dont
thekmanredux: yea he doesnt
Papagolash: dead parents and shit of that nature
The Clear sTuFF: you and op have so much in common!
Papagolash: i know
Papagolash: omg
The Clear sTuFF: ok you are bff with the boys so can you ask opie if the car crash is his least favorite sound effect?
amberstylee: my dads on the lamb ni brazil. hes an outlaw
Papagolash: except mine died tragically
The Clear sTuFF: yeah you are right,a car accident is subtle.
Papagolash: no i think it's the vacuum cleaner sound
Papagolash: it is compared to how mine went
thekmanredux: how did they duie?!!??!
The Clear sTuFF: well can you wait till i am finished enjoying my chipwich
Papagolash: i would have preferred that
The Clear sTuFF: NO CAN YOU JUST WAIT TILL IM DONE EATING
The Clear sTuFF: I WANT TO ENJOY
The Clear sTuFF: THIS SANDWICH OF ICE CREAM
thekmanredux: i am in suspense
Papagolash: hurry the fuck up then
The Clear sTuFF: i still have like 5/6 of it left
amberstylee: i wish you would have gotten me a chipwich and walked it here from the beach
The Clear sTuFF: i would have!
Papagolash: yeah what liz said
amberstylee: you should have
amberstylee: and a beach soda
The Clear sTuFF: no, corrine you dont need any chipwiches
Papagolash: lol
The Clear sTuFF: lots of carbs
The Clear sTuFF: yeah, a chipwich and a beach soda
The Clear sTuFF: the tops!
thekmanredux: how did your parents die?!
amberstylee: i actually like those ice cream bars that have the candy bar in them
The Clear sTuFF: are you making this ice cream bar up?!
amberstylee: no it exists!
The Clear sTuFF: and can you get it at other places besides the beach?
amberstylee: i think this is all over
amberstylee: not just the beach
The Clear sTuFF: its the new sensation
The Clear sTuFF: what candy bar...
amberstylee: sweeping the nation
The Clear sTuFF: are you sure you are not confusing this ice cream bar with "the virus"?
thekmanredux: haha
amberstylee: no
The Clear sTuFF: I SMELL A NEW BIT!
amberstylee: very different
thekmanredux: are you sure you are not confusing ice cream with BENS HOG, CAUSE ITS SO BIG THAT IT LITERLALY SWEEPS THE NATION
Papagolash: mother died during childbirth labor, they gave her to much epyderall and that triggered a heart attack... they had to do a c-section ended up cutting the artery in her leg and she hemmoraged to death.... they cut the baby's head...
Papagolash: unluckily the baby survived... funny right
Papagolash: hahahah
amberstylee: chocolate candy bar inside vanilla ice cream with a chocolate shell
thekmanredux: thats not funny at all, you have a sick sense of humor
thekmanredux: sheesh
The Clear sTuFF: yeah that is not funny
The Clear sTuFF: at all
thekmanredux: wtf
Papagolash: hey i have to laugh at the irony
Papagolash: puerto ricans are put on this earth to have children
thekmanredux: who laughs at chopped baby heads, thats fucking sick
The Clear sTuFF: puerto ricans are put on this earth to tease me
Papagolash: nooo.. they just cut it
Papagolash: a small cut on his head
thekmanredux: oh i though they chopped its head off
Papagolash: my father died due to his heart exploding cause someone gave him rat poison as herion and he didnt know
The Clear sTuFF: oh well that happens to the best of us
thekmanredux: was your father named DIG
Papagolash: yeah, i know
The Clear sTuFF: the old rat poison heroin switcheroo
amberstylee: hahahha
Papagolash: i know! who does that anymore
Papagolash: hahahahahahah
thekmanredux: its a good thing all this stuff happened so now you arent bothered by fat jokes
thekmanredux: amen!
The Clear sTuFF: hahahahah
SoupSoupAD: papa!
Papagolash: i know
SoupSoupAD: papa, can you make a mod on wackbag?
Papagolash: it's a blessing
SoupSoupAD: me, wackbag kid, and sleeper
SoupSoupAD: your dads heart exploded cause it was filled with love for you
The Clear sTuFF: ...why are you making light of this keyser
The Clear sTuFF: we are having a serious convo
SoupSoupAD: im not
thekmanredux: seriously
SoupSoupAD: im serious
thekmanredux: thats fucked up
The Clear sTuFF: yeah thats really messed up
SoupSoupAD: his dad loved him so much his heart exploded
thekmanredux: when your dad dies of heroin, i hope you laugh too
thekmanredux: asshole
The Clear sTuFF: it was rat poison
SoupSoupAD: he didnt die from herion
SoupSoupAD: he died from love
Papagolash: yeah, get it right
Papagolash: tool
SoupSoupAD: the love a father has for a soin
The Clear sTuFF: yeah tool
SoupSoupAD: or a son
The Clear sTuFF: ass f
The Clear sTuFF: I SMELL A NEW BIT
thekmanredux: well he was still using heroin at the time
SoupSoupAD: the kind of love only a father and his wackbag moderating son can have
Papagolash: yeah, but it was the rat poison that blew up his part
amberstylee: son?
SoupSoupAD: is stingray sort of like a father figure to you now?
The Clear sTuFF: wow you are totally out of the loop you guido
Papagolash: seriously!
thekmanredux: keyser why are you making light of such a tragedy
SoupSoupAD: im not
thekmanredux: this is truly fucked
The Clear sTuFF: listen, dennis and i are trying to work a double date angle here...
The Clear sTuFF: so....
The Clear sTuFF: dibs on the one that doesnt look like a man!
thekmanredux: can i have the hot one aka amberstyle
SoupSoupAD: did suzie supply your dads heroin?
thekmanredux: wtf
Papagolash: yeah, she's at least white
The Clear sTuFF: oh good point, you are a rican
amberstylee: im not hot, im horribly disfigured from a diving accident
thekmanredux: yea and her parents are alive, thats so hot!!
Papagolash: that's right
Papagolash: lol
The Clear sTuFF: ok you get the gringa
SoupSoupAD: im sorry amber, did they miss by much?
The Clear sTuFF: i get the chocha monster
thekmanredux: amberstylee, you are hot
thekmanredux: i saw your pic yopu linked
Papagolash: she is
The Clear sTuFF: you know who isnt hot
The Clear sTuFF: callmeqtie
SoupSoupAD: shes about as hot as marion
The Clear sTuFF: i THINK
The Clear sTuFF: she has a cock
Papagolash: i kissed liz.. so she has a little rican in her now
The Clear sTuFF: and also aids
thekmanredux: oof
thekmanredux: i didnt need to know that
amberstylee: and herpes
Papagolash: lol\
The Clear sTuFF: you also kissed ricky the intern
Papagolash: damn
Papagolash: yeah that was unfortunate
The Clear sTuFF: for him
Papagolash: that's what i meant
The Clear sTuFF: no its not
Papagolash: i'm all about the sself loathing
SevnSola has entered the room.
Papagolash: i hate myself and i am atrocious
SoupSoupAD: msg me when we are talking about the dead dad again
The Clear sTuFF: you dont have to loathe yourself, we can loathe you instead
thekmanredux: amberstyle, do you want to ditch the zero and get with the hero
thekmanredux: aka me
SevnSola: chris liz, you still up?
Papagolash: no jim, just liz
amberstylee: i cant sleep
Papagolash: and the freak of a chick me
thekmanredux: amberstyle why are you ignoring me?!?!
The Clear sTuFF: ahahhah hahhahah the zero
SevnSola: oops.... meant to say christ*
amberstylee: sorry im slow
thekmanredux: can i come down to florida and make sweet love 2 u
amberstylee: i dont think so
Papagolash: no... shes taken
thekmanredux: chris hhummercash can watch
thekmanredux: or join in
thekmanredux: whatever
amberstylee: no he only liks to watch me with the ladies
The Clear sTuFF: can i?
thekmanredux: hey orphan, stop cock blocking
amberstylee: likes*
thekmanredux: is hummercahs a more attractive lad than i
amberstylee: i dont know who you are
SevnSola: hummercash is hott
thekmanredux: i am asking clear stuff
thekmanredux: duh
The Clear sTuFF: yes he is
thekmanredux: :-(
thekmanredux: i want to see pix and be the judge
Papagolash: oohh... new wackbag name
thekmanredux: huh
Papagolash: rican orphan... kind of a oxymoron
The Clear sTuFF: i dont think thats an oxymoron
thekmanredux: what?!
thekmanredux: how is that an oxymoron
Papagolash: think about it
thekmanredux: i am,
Papagolash: come on
SoupSoupAD: i love the mr met commercials
Papagolash: think
thekmanredux: and its not an oxymoron
SevnSola: that's calle redundant
Papagolash: are you sure
amberstylee: all ricans are orphans?
thekmanredux: do you know what an oxymoron is
SoupSoupAD: its dog night at coors field
Papagolash: no im rican
Papagolash: i know nothing
SevnSola: now, a smart rican, that's an oxymoron
thekmanredux: yes
thekmanredux: that is an oxymoron
SevnSola: or an ugly rican, that is one too
thekmanredux: no
SevnSola: cuz they are all hot
thekmanredux: not true
amberstylee: fuck
amberstylee: i really want a chipwich
amberstylee: this sucks
The Clear sTuFF: should go to the beach
amberstylee: nah the beach is closed
The Clear sTuFF: then how did i get mine?
amberstylee: they turn it off at night
thekmanredux: come to my place, ill give you a chipwich!
amberstylee: you bribed them
thekmanredux: and more!!!
amberstylee: you used your boyish charm
The Clear sTuFF: jewish charm
amberstylee: that too
SevnSola: jewish charm...... loads o $$$$$4
Papagolash: hey youre really gonna hate me now
Papagolash: im also a jew
thekmanredux: hey amberstylee, did you know that i look like opie
Papagolash: i converted years ago
The Clear sTuFF: you are right, i do hate you more now
amberstylee: i dont think opies very attractive
thekmanredux: oh :-(
amberstylee: hes ok
amberstylee: i guess
thekmanredux: man you are mean
thekmanredux: wtf
Papagolash: after ol' mommy bled to death... lived with jews and i converted
amberstylee: i didnt think you were serious
thekmanredux: well you thought wrong
amberstylee: oh
thekmanredux: way to absh someone's looks like that
thekmanredux: completely unprovoked
amberstylee: hes not ugly.. im just not really into blonde guys
thekmanredux: here i am complimenting you and you go and say that shit
Papagolash: opie's hot...
amberstylee: i never said you were ugly fella, calm down
thekmanredux: w/e!
thekmanredux: next time maybe yiou can learn a little tact
thekmanredux: sheesh
amberstylee:
SevnSola: liz has no tact..... tells it like it is, which is why i <3 her
The Clear sTuFF: who are you
SevnSola: i'm on the board
thekmanredux: so
Papagolash: yeah so
thekmanredux: i am just kidding, i look like anthony
thekmanredux: burn marks and all
The Clear sTuFF: i look like sexbagel
amberstylee: im not into the show people
thekmanredux: not even sexbagel/
thekmanredux: ?
amberstylee: nah
Papagolash: liz gets a chipwich...... liz gets a chipwich...
thekmanredux: you sure are picky
Papagolash: ugh
Papagolash: eric
amberstylee: not really just satisfied with what i have i guess
Papagolash: ugh
thekmanredux: are you saying that hummercahs has a huge dong
The Clear sTuFF: oh i bet he does
The Clear sTuFF: large boy
amberstylee: i have a good guy
The Clear sTuFF: that much i do agree, he is a nice gent
The Clear sTuFF: even though he tells you secrets about njwowfan
Papagolash: ooohh
amberstylee: he doesnt tell me anything.. i dont get involved in board nonsense
SoupSoupAD: last chance
The Clear sTuFF: oh yeah i forgot that was callmeqtie
SoupSoupAD: beltran
SoupSoupAD: floyd
SoupSoupAD: wright
Papagolash: yeah that whore
SoupSoupAD: down 5-3
The Clear sTuFF: she is the worst
amberstylee: how old are you soup?
SoupSoupAD: my money is on minky to win the game
SoupSoupAD: 29
Papagolash: far worse that that donkey cunt chick
SoupSoupAD: dont you fuck her?
The Clear sTuFF: IT IS HER
The Clear sTuFF: YOU STUPID ITAL
thekmanredux: hahahhahahaha
thekmanredux: EHEHEHEHEHHE
amberstylee: wow keyser
SoupSoupAD: im not paying attention
SoupSoupAD: i was in .net chat
thekmanredux: amberstyle, i bet youd dump hummercash for keyser
thekmanredux: he is really hot
SoupSoupAD: donkey cunt, did you wreck shit in foundry last nite?
amberstylee: i doubt it
thekmanredux: you havent seen pics
Papagolash: jackass
SoupSoupAD: i wouldnt fuck her
thekmanredux: the man is a 10
SoupSoupAD: i have a hot gf
amberstylee: pics dont matter
thekmanredux: yea rite
SoupSoupAD: i dont want some wackbag message board trash
amberstylee: ugh
SoupSoupAD: id slit my wrists first
thekmanredux: oh snap
The Clear sTuFF: yeah he is handsome
SoupSoupAD: im too good for those nasty whores
amberstylee: and obsessed with message boards
amberstylee: a real winner
thekmanredux: ohhhhh
SevnSola: most of the chicks there are lame..... but there are a few good ones
thekmanredux: its on now
thekmanredux: keyser are you gonna take that
SoupSoupAD: yes
thekmanredux: cmon
thekmanredux: pussy
SoupSoupAD: cause its true
SoupSoupAD: im obsessed with messageboards
SoupSoupAD: dont you see me posting on wackbag all day?
amberstylee: no cause youre banned
thekmanredux: OH
thekmanredux: SHIT
SoupSoupAD: i am?
The Clear sTuFF: i like liz, she has got some spunk!
thekmanredux: sassy gal she is
SoupSoupAD: my proxies tell me otherwise
Papagolash: sassy
thekmanredux: OH SHIT BUSTIN OUT THE PROXY CARD
SoupSoupAD: word life
amberstylee: but you waste your time trying to get on everything and talking abuot old boards getting shut down like theyre high school football glory days
thekmanredux: hear that liz, keyser has mad proxies
SoupSoupAD: get on what?
SoupSoupAD: i point out how silly you guys are
SoupSoupAD: its funny
SoupSoupAD: you and you're crazy message boards
SoupSoupAD: your
SoupSoupAD: obsessing over the word spaz
amberstylee: im not serious like the rest of these people.. i post at work cause im bored. then i go home and have a life
SoupSoupAD: thats cool
amberstylee: i dont care about spaz or melinda fucking him
thekmanredux: what are you doing in chat at 1 am then
amberstylee: i cant sleeo
SoupSoupAD: i dont have a problem with folks like you
amberstylee: sleep*
SoupSoupAD: cmon wright get on
SoupSoupAD: how do the mets only score 3 in coors?
amberstylee: and i have an open schedule so i go in when i want mostlyu
thekmanredux: cause they suck
The Clear sTuFF: who is spaz
SoupSoupAD: btw i went 5 for 6 today
SoupSoupAD: with a double and a triple
SoupSoupAD: 6 rbis
thekmanredux: you are on the mets?
SoupSoupAD: there you go wright
Papagolash: wow violence
SoupSoupAD: no im on the discraziados
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SoupSoupAD: base hit
SoupSoupAD: piazza home run
SoupSoupAD: calling it right now
SoupSoupAD: tie the game
SevnSola has left the room.
SevnSola has entered the room.
thekmanredux: ok im wathcing this
Papagolash: im out, thanks for the laughs
thekmanredux: piazza's got nothing
SoupSoupAD: 2-0
Papagolash: nite liz
Papagolash: nite jim
thekmanredux: hahah waht a fag
SoupSoupAD: his bat broke
SevnSola: later corrine, bj
thekmanredux: the mets suuuuuck
SoupSoupAD: if he used a louisville slugger thats gone
Papagolash has left the room.
SoupSoupAD: well at least zito and garcia got me 35 pts tonight
SoupSoupAD: schmidt fucked me
thekmanredux: at least@!
The Clear sTuFF: she has had it rough!
SoupSoupAD: actually his bullpen fucked him
SevnSola: i gotta run too. thanks for the invite keyser
thekmanredux: BYE
SoupSoupAD: 1 run in 7 innings
amberstylee: night jim
SoupSoupAD: BYE SOLA
thekmanredux: who is jim
SoupSoupAD: who is that guy?
thekmanredux: norton?!?!1
thekmanredux: OMG
thekmanredux: OMG
thekmanredux: OMG
thekmanredux: OMG
amberstylee: haha
thekmanredux: OMG
thekmanredux: OMG
SevnSola: not norton
thekmanredux: NORTON YOU STINK AND I DONT LIK U JK I LUV U
SoupSoupAD: i just invited norton
SoupSoupAD: lets see if he joins
thekmanredux: hahaha really
SoupSoupAD: yes
SevnSola has left the room.
thekmanredux: invite op1027
SoupSoupAD: yellowtreats on AIM
SoupSoupAD: is norton
thekmanredux: doenst he just have aol though
SoupSoupAD: op1027 isnt on
thekmanredux: can he come into aim cahts
SoupSoupAD: no he can chat
thekmanredux: ooho i hope he comes in
thekmanredux: it would be funny if he rejected your invite though
thekmanredux: cause you are a liberal fag
SoupSoupAD: he didnt reject
SoupSoupAD: he just didnt respond
The Clear sTuFF: hey whens that interview
thekmanredux: even worse!
thekmanredux: no acknowledgement
SoupSoupAD:
thekmanredux: tell him you are the founder of oauncensored
amberstylee: i have to try to sleep
amberstylee: night everyone
thekmanredux: bye
amberstylee has left the room.
SoupSoupAD: nite whore
thekmanredux: where is yellow treats?!
SoupSoupAD: ask him
thekmanredux: is he...scared :-(
SoupSoupAD: on AIM
SoupSoupAD: to join
thekmanredux: you already did
SoupSoupAD: talk to him
thekmanredux: im nervous :-(
SoupSoupAD: use your boyish charm
SoupSoupAD: he likes young boys LOLLERS!!!!
thekmanredux: i am a zilch!
thekmanredux: yech!
SoupSoupAD: will the mets get soriano?
The Clear sTuFF: yea
The Clear sTuFF: for zambrano i believe
thekmanredux: soup, tell norton you want to interview him for oauncensored
The Clear sTuFF has left the room.
You have just entered room "oaarmyzerohour."
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The Clear sTuFF: jesus
amberstylee has entered the room.
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diabluntd has entered the room.
WankFellow: now thats an interesting name for a chat. what up
SoupSoupAD: ARMY MAN UP
fakeplaztik has entered the room.
fakeplaztik has left the room.
thekmanredux: where is DUGOUT DOUG
Black Lazerus has entered the room.
yr moms a ninja: where are my records!!
fbdlingfrg: we need a general to direct us
SoupSoupAD: DOUG OUT DOUG
thekmanredux: i thrw them away
yr moms a ninja: oh no!
diabluntd: wtf is this?
MissExplosivo has entered the room.
WankFellow: someone catch me up on OA life
The Clear sTuFF: hooray!
The Clear sTuFF: hi alter ego
MissExplosivo: hello]
yr moms a ninja: they have been talking about jim something from florida for like 5 days
JonNeedsSN has entered the room.
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MissExplosivo: what is this daviiiid?
diabluntd: this chat is even weaker then the last one you had
smokescottwb: Dugout Doug isn't online right now.
thekmanredux: :-(
The Clear sTuFF: maybe he is too busy conquering the world of comedy
amberstylee: hes banging his chick somewhere
thekmanredux: he iz so funny
MissExplosivo: his chick=his kid?
SoupSoupAD: its no #patbattle
The Clear sTuFF: hahhaha
diabluntd: who are all these people?
MissExplosivo: im maria!
WankFellow: not a clue
yr moms a ninja: who are you?
amberstylee: no but his kid is very tussleable
The Clear sTuFF: hi liz, can you tell me what the truth is now
MissExplosivo: cool show reffy
fbdlingfrg: i'm froy
diabluntd: i dunno. i'm on meds and drinks. just livin life
SoupSoupAD: these people have been chosen for a top secret army mission
diabluntd: until i got sucked into this chat
amberstylee: i dont care what it is
MissExplosivo: oh yeah this is wowgurl
WankFellow: thank keyser
yr moms a ninja: i dont think im in the army
JonNeedsSN: oooo... we're being drafted
MissExplosivo: so...are we the same people?
SoupSoupAD: ALL YOUR OA ARMY BELONG TO US
thekmanredux: sorry i only send records to army members
diabluntd: YES YOU ARE SOLDIER
The Clear sTuFF: yeah, we are the same
diabluntd: you jsut don't know it yet!
yr moms a ninja: i was discharged when oa.com die
MissExplosivo: ok
amberstylee: the fact that you waste your time on a board you hate makes no sense to me
JonNeedsSN: maria, according to wackbag, you are
smokescottwb: all your old references belong to keyser
MissExplosivo: im not on there anymore
SoupSoupAD: amber, suck a cock, do something useful
The Clear sTuFF: hahahah
thekmanredux: missexplosivo do you have pix?
yr moms a ninja: wbk has them
MissExplosivo: yes
The Clear sTuFF: dont be a faggot dennis
amberstylee: i have pics of both of you
MissExplosivo: no you dont
thekmanredux: its not gay to want pix of a girl silly!
amberstylee: oh i do
SoupSoupAD: show us pics of your hairy roast beef sandwich twat
yr moms a ninja: dennis will put them above his toilet
The Clear sTuFF: he would
thekmanredux: yes
diabluntd: so you invited people in here to bitch some more?
yr moms a ninja: i miss his sideways apartment
diabluntd: like there wasn't enough of it?
SoupSoupAD: diab chill out
SoupSoupAD: have a drink
thekmanredux: i miss it too
SoupSoupAD: enjoy life
MissExplosivo: i have a picture of you too
The Clear sTuFF: oh no..
amberstylee: yeah i post them
WankFellow: diab is being very .net-like
yr moms a ninja: i have pixxxx of wbk too!!!
SoupSoupAD: OMG DONT INVITE ME TO A CHAT
yr moms a ninja: with his best friend at summerslam
diabluntd: .net like?
The Clear sTuFF: hahaah with ralphie?
diabluntd: cause this chat is pointless?
WankFellow: i'm joshin you, diab
yr moms a ninja: haha no with that crazy kid
thekmanredux: oh no not this story again
SoupSoupAD: .net like = bitchy
The Clear sTuFF: hahahahahah
SoupSoupAD: enjoy the chat or get out diab
yr moms a ninja: ROCKY
The Clear sTuFF: putting my hands in the air like i just dont care
diabluntd: k
diabluntd has left the room.
fbdlingfrg: i liked him...
SoupSoupAD: christ
WankFellow: damn those .netters
The Clear sTuFF: listen all i know is that people have pics of me and wow, i am terrified
yr moms a ninja: how do people have pics of you though?
WankFellow: you got to keep the anti-deppressants flowing or they get flighty
The Clear sTuFF: my profile
yr moms a ninja: did you ever go to a board event?
fbdlingfrg: i saw a pic of wbk once
yr moms a ninja: ohhhhhhh
fbdlingfrg: he has a lare nose
fbdlingfrg: large
thekmanredux: thats true
SoupSoupAD: reyes on the run
yr moms a ninja: he is a fine young man
thekmanredux: you could say its jewey
SoupSoupAD: triple number 11
SoupSoupAD: leading the league
The Clear sTuFF: its very jewey
SoupSoupAD: HOW MANY JEWS HERE NOW?
MissExplosivo: is this like the ona war room?
yr moms a ninja: his girlfriend wears sweatdresses
SoupSoupAD: DIAB left, one less jew
The Clear sTuFF: i dont even know what that means
yr moms a ninja: yes you do
SoupSoupAD: haaaaaaaaa
SoupSoupAD: sweatdresses
SoupSoupAD: no she wears an NBA dress
thekmanredux: melo dress
WankFellow: whats shakin laz....long time no see. whats new
yr moms a ninja: you dont remember when you first dated her like last year or whatever you said you almost broke up with her for wearing the sweat suit dress thing and not changing when you asked her to
thekmanredux: haha
The Clear sTuFF: no i dont
SoupSoupAD: haaaaaaaaa
yr moms a ninja: i do
The Clear sTuFF: youre making things up
The Clear sTuFF: remember that time you fucked angel amy?
MissExplosivo: hahha
fbdlingfrg: ouch
yr moms a ninja: oh god gross
The Clear sTuFF: she had a crush on you and it was cute
The Clear sTuFF: because she had longer thicker sideburns than you
SoupSoupAD: that sounds like something that would happen to a wackbag kid
yr moms a ninja: haha
thekmanredux: ...
The Clear sTuFF: OH MAN, THATS WHACK!
thekmanredux: like the clothing line
yr moms a ninja has left the room.
The Clear sTuFF: served
SoupSoupAD: you served yourself
The Clear sTuFF: hi alter ego!
fbdlingfrg: you should change your name back, now that its almost football season and your boy is a chief
yr moms a ninja has entered the room.
yr moms a ninja: aim froze
yr moms a ninja: weird
MissExplosivo: anyone like to see a female twerkin?
thekmanredux: what is that
yr moms a ninja: yea what is that
fbdlingfrg: its like a muchkin, but bigger
thekmanredux: eh
fbdlingfrg: munchkin*
MissExplosivo: ask the jew
The Clear sTuFF: sorry for her, she no speaky english good
fbdlingfrg: cant type tonight
MissExplosivo: that was low
The Clear sTuFF: has anyone ever masturbated int heir family bathroom and cum all over the place?
thekmanredux: umm i havent done the second part
thekmanredux: ive missed the bowl a few times
fbdlingfrg: i'm a clean masturbater
MissExplosivo: ok danny zucco in the begning of grease, im out.
The Clear sTuFF: any of you ever masturbate thinking of donkeysausage?
thekmanredux: no
MissExplosivo has left the room.
The Clear sTuFF: you scared her off you faggot
fbdlingfrg: is that the fatty you always want to come in here?
thekmanredux: i want pix
amberstylee: you guys should go to donkey sausages birthday party
fbdlingfrg: i used to have pix of her, i think...
amberstylee: all the cool kids wil be there
thekmanredux: me too form like 3 years ago, i want new pix
The Clear sTuFF: NO cool kids will be there
amberstylee: i wont
The Clear sTuFF: even if you went, my statement would still be true
The Clear sTuFF: wait, is christopher hummercash going?
amberstylee: no
thekmanredux: he is not cool
The Clear sTuFF: he is a little bit cool
thekmanredux: not enough
thekmanredux: he signs his name "..\chris"
thekmanredux: or something
The Clear sTuFF: well ill be too busy in orlando, kidnapping jim philips' children
amberstylee: im definitely not one of the cool kids
The Clear sTuFF: no you arent
amberstylee: i know
The Clear sTuFF: even though you know the TRUTH
fbdlingfrg: am i one of the cool kids? i really want to be e-cool
thekmanredux: i sent 20 pizzas to jim phillips a dress and i called up teh FBI adn said he is a terrorist
thekmanredux: go army!
fbdlingfrg: i cursed on the phone with him
KevSlide has entered the room.
JonNeedsSN: calling the fbi is always a smart move
fbdlingfrg: and then i blew up his car
amberstylee: i dont understand why you waste your time on wackbag when you seem to hate it so much
fbdlingfrg: go army!
thekmanredux: i said he is first cousin of mohammed atta
The Clear sTuFF: yeah seriously, why do you?!?!
fbdlingfrg: yeah...why?
thekmanredux: yea really why
The Clear sTuFF: yeah keyser
fbdlingfrg: UNBAN NIRTYDIGGER
thekmanredux: and "boscoORubet"
amberstylee: youre remotely funny sometimes.. i just dont get it
ferggnuts311 has entered the room.
The Clear sTuFF: who is funny
fbdlingfrg: i am
ferggnuts311: who said what to who
amberstylee: you sometimes
fbdlingfrg: oh wait...no i'm not
thekmanredux: yea you are remotely funny but you are no dugout doug
thekmanredux: or BACH
amberstylee: i dont think doug or bach aer very funny
The Clear sTuFF: no i am hilarious
The Clear sTuFF: all the time
amberstylee: not really
fbdlingfrg: BUT THEY R SO FUNNY ON THE AIR WITH O&A
thekmanredux: dugout doug is heeelarious
thekmanredux: its like he is the 4th member of the show
The Clear sTuFF: yeah, and he killed freda
thekmanredux: did anyone hear the SPAZ reference on fridays show
fbdlingfrg: yeah
fbdlingfrg: when they said ben fucked the tomato
thekmanredux: that was cool
thekmanredux: i bet anthony sweated a little
fbdlingfrg: just a tad
thekmanredux: keyser you shoudlve called with that and then yelled LOBSTER GIRL
fbdlingfrg: someone should call in and make dirrect reference to spaz
fbdlingfrg: like that
amberstylee: yeah that would be funny
The Clear sTuFF: jim philips should get spaz on his show
thekmanredux: ahhaha
thekmanredux: that would be hilarious
The Clear sTuFF: that would be the most amazing thing
ferggnuts311: jim philips should get a who litter of Retarted kids
The Clear sTuFF: ....what
thekmanredux: yea what
The Clear sTuFF: OHDEARLORD
thekmanredux: i think we should join the jim phillips army!
KevSlide: PUSSY PUSSY VAGINA
ferggnuts311: i think he's saying good lard
The Clear sTuFF: 2 for 2!
The Clear sTuFF: are you trying to replace jimmy norton when he leaves for hollyweird?!?!
thekmanredux: which one of you is dugout doug
fbdlingfrg: me
thekmanredux: no you are not
The Clear sTuFF: oh, hi doug
thekmanredux: its wither kevslide or ferggnuts3111
thekmanredux: duh
fbdlingfrg: oh
amberstylee: doug isnt on
fbdlingfrg: so i'm not the annyoing guy?
The Clear sTuFF: dugoutdoug = amberstylee
KevSlide: uh sure
amberstylee: you got it!!! you know the TRITH
The Clear sTuFF: and the truth
KevSlide: Doug will name himself amber
amberstylee: yeah that too
ferggnuts311: why was i invited to this room?
The Clear sTuFF: because you won the prize!
The Clear sTuFF: the prize of air
thekmanredux: cause you are dugout doug
The Clear sTuFF: congratulations
amberstylee: you are the winner
fbdlingfrg: becuase you're in the o&a army, brother!
thekmanredux: hes the general
ferggnuts311: ok
The Clear sTuFF: attention fat girls, send a private message to prbeauty1, and ask her how to take flattiner self pictures with webcams, that make you look not massive
KevSlide: Why is your AIM amber anyway?
The Clear sTuFF: flattiner = flattering
thekmanredux: matt why werent you around when prbeauty was in chat
fbdlingfrg: good job
WankFellow: ok..will do
The Clear sTuFF: i was too busy having sex?
thekmanredux: idiot
The Clear sTuFF: no i was probably studying
amberstylee: those are old pics of her
The Clear sTuFF: they definitely are
thekmanredux: she was practically begging us to bash her so i was like uhhh ok hyou are an annoying bitch, and she went off on some weird rant for the next 30 minutes
amberstylee: shes on right now, you cn invite her if youd like
The Clear sTuFF: yes please do
thekmanredux: yea
The Clear sTuFF: but i know she hates getting dorito crums on her keyboard, just like i do
thekmanredux: invite cheetos lady in
fbdlingfrg: invite the fat whore
amberstylee: go for it
The Clear sTuFF: no you!
amberstylee: im good
The Clear sTuFF: no you arent
amberstylee: i think i am
The Clear sTuFF: i know the truth
amberstylee: you win
fbdlingfrg: you're almost as bad as me
smokescottwb has left the room.
thekmanredux: invite khemystri in
The Clear sTuFF: yeah
thekmanredux: so we can make fun of how bad of a rapper he is
The Clear sTuFF: if he isnt too busy battling
amberstylee: chris makes fun of him alot
KevSlide has left the room.
thekmanredux: good
SoupSoupAD: wow this room is still going?
thekmanredux: yes
SoupSoupAD: what a bunch of bored niggers you are
The Clear sTuFF: is chris your boyfriend
thekmanredux: thats racist
SoupSoupAD: sorry laz
amberstylee: yes
The Clear sTuFF: hummercash1?1?!?
fbdlingfrg: you made the place
amberstylee: yes
SoupSoupAD: i meant niggaz
The Clear sTuFF: no.....
SoupSoupAD: yeah and you accepted the invite
SoupSoupAD: DEAL WITH IT
amberstylee: yes
thekmanredux: she is from florida
thekmanredux: right
The Clear sTuFF: yeah where are you from?!!
thekmanredux: so they are not dating
amberstylee: im from long island but i livein florida now
thekmanredux: shes a lying twat
SoupSoupAD: amber do you have a lincoln tunnel twat?
The Clear sTuFF: and he is from ct?
amberstylee: yes
SoupSoupAD: nice
The Clear sTuFF: and he lives there?
SoupSoupAD: can i drive my car into it?
amberstylee: yeah
The Clear sTuFF: so you are dating and he lives more than 20 hours from u
thekmanredux: is it true that sexbagel is banging prbeauty1
amberstylee: we fly back and forth
SoupSoupAD: amber you suck a lot of random cock behind your boyfriends back, right?
amberstylee: no its not
amberstylee: no i dont
fbdlingfrg: why not?
ferggnuts311: damn
amberstylee: no reason to really
SoupSoupAD: prbeauty is fucking some mod
amberstylee: papagolash
SoupSoupAD: she logged into foundry the other night on his account
ferggnuts311: you up set all guys
The Clear sTuFF: is it true that your boyfriend is the one who showed you pics of me
amberstylee: no
The Clear sTuFF: i think it is
SoupSoupAD: and she started banning people
SoupSoupAD: that cunt
thekmanredux: this chat sucks
amberstylee: ok
SoupSoupAD: she needs to get in line
SoupSoupAD: learn her role
fbdlingfrg: it really does
amberstylee: youre wrong though
thekmanredux: who cares about any of thios
The Clear sTuFF: Hummercash has visited your profile once at 07/14/2005 12:53:02 AM from 68.81.181.71
amberstylee: ok
fbdlingfrg: i should leave. that is when things usually get good
thekmanredux: ok leave
SoupSoupAD: this mets game is pissing me off
The Clear sTuFF: so how did you two meet
amberstylee: i like the mets
The Clear sTuFF: ....or have you met
SoupSoupAD: you do?
ferggnuts311 has left the room.
SoupSoupAD: i have a whole new outlook on you
amberstylee: yes im a mets fan
amberstylee: yes weve met
thekmanredux: name one current met
SoupSoupAD: you're not the whore i said you are
SoupSoupAD: you're ok with me
amberstylee: i dont really mind the name calling..
The Clear sTuFF: how many times have you and chris been togheter in person
SoupSoupAD: yeah its all in good fun
SoupSoupAD: you silly cunt
thekmanredux: shut up oauncensored
amberstylee: a dcent amount, he stayed with me for a month
fbdlingfrg: someone call me if this gets decent
fbdlingfrg has left the room.
SoupSoupAD: wait amber is hummercash's gash?
amberstylee: yes
SoupSoupAD: ah
SoupSoupAD: i see
thekmanredux: is hummercash a fat kid?
SoupSoupAD: can i see your pic?
The Clear sTuFF: no he is an attractive lad
WankFellow has left the room.
amberstylee: its on wackbag
SoupSoupAD: he's not fat but he's no stud
thekmanredux: where on wackbag
thekmanredux: i am banned
SoupSoupAD: i mean he's no gmann
amberstylee: post your pic threads
SoupSoupAD: PSTPIXPLZ
thekmanredux: i cant view this stuff
The Clear sTuFF: those threads are a good place to go to feel good about yourself
yr moms a ninja: link me
thekmanredux: has dugout doug posted his pic
amberstylee: especially when youre one of 3 chicks that post
The Clear sTuFF: callmeqtie is not a chick
amberstylee: and corinne
The Clear sTuFF: nor is prsubwaysystem
amberstylee: and nikke
The Clear sTuFF: ok nikki is fucking hot
thekmanredux: who is nikki
amberstylee: shes cute
The Clear sTuFF: no she is fucking hot
amberstylee: i guess
SoupSoupAD: shes no pink nips
The Clear sTuFF: isnt she fucking sexbagel
amberstylee: i dont know
SoupSoupAD: E ROCK is fat and lazy
The Clear sTuFF: you DO know
thekmanredux: is there anythign more boring than wackbag gossip
amberstylee: i dont talk to nikki
SoupSoupAD: i think wackbag kid wants to suck erics cock or somehting
thekmanredux: ohhhh
The Clear sTuFF: how did you and chris meet
thekmanredux: dip
The Clear sTuFF: aim convos?
amberstylee: something like that
The Clear sTuFF: did you guys cyber before you first kissed?
The Clear sTuFF: tell truth
SoupSoupAD: do you and chris play a little game called "just the tip" ?
amberstylee: we have cams
yr moms a ninja: someone saw wedding crashers
The Clear sTuFF: so he jerked off for you?
SoupSoupAD: did he do a froy impression for you?
amberstylee: no he watches me bang chicks
The Clear sTuFF: .........
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thekmanredux: link doesnt work
SoupSoupAD: made you look
SoupSoupAD: fag
thekmanredux: so
The Clear sTuFF: hahahha what a faggot
thekmanredux: froy's dick is cute
SoupSoupAD: HAHA SLEEPER WANTED TO SEE FROYS COCK
SoupSoupAD: HAHAHAHA
SoupSoupAD: LOLLERS
thekmanredux: :-(
The Clear sTuFF: so when you and chris first met, how long before you guys had intercourse
amberstylee: like an hour
The Clear sTuFF: rubz?
SoupSoupAD: wow you are not a whore at all
amberstylee: nope
SoupSoupAD: rico brongna!
yr moms a ninja: the video of that swimmer smashing her face is brutal
amberstylee: i smashed my face on a diving board once
The Clear sTuFF: oh that makes sense
amberstylee: yes its why im so hideous
The Clear sTuFF: i never said such a thing!
thekmanredux: i wanna see a pic
amberstylee: no i did
amberstylee: im average at best, youre not missing much
thekmanredux: i will be the judge of that
SoupSoupAD: jesus christ reyes is fast
SoupSoupAD: just beat out a infield hit
thekmanredux: you do realize the mets will not make the playoffs
thekmanredux: right
thekmanredux: just so we are on the same page
SoupSoupAD: i dont care
thekmanredux: ok
Black Lazerus has left the room.
SoupSoupAD: i like to watch the mets play
thekmanredux: fag
SoupSoupAD: you like to root for a boring corporate monolith
SoupSoupAD: enjoy
thekmanredux: no i dont
thekmanredux: i am a washington nationals fan
SoupSoupAD: im a fag? you were just salivating over froy cock
amberstylee: i think they will do alot better next season
SoupSoupAD: nats are fading fast
thekmanredux: go nats!
SoupSoupAD: mets will be entering their golden period next year
The Clear sTuFF: they are gonna get soriano
thekmanredux: noooooo
amberstylee: yeah this years like a big practice.. they have a good team though
thekmanredux: no they dont have a good team
SoupSoupAD: yes they do
amberstylee: ok
thekmanredux: no really they dont
SoupSoupAD: yes they do
thekmanredux: nope!
SoupSoupAD: yes
thekmanredux: the 1 game i went to, they had 3 hits, so i say they suck
SoupSoupAD: wilkerson sucks
SoupSoupAD: carlos baerga
SoupSoupAD: lol
SoupSoupAD: nice team
thekmanredux: i am not really a washington nationals fan
SoupSoupAD: i know
thekmanredux: lol!
yr moms a ninja: the family guy movie leaked
yr moms a ninja: yay
amberstylee: this is me
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SoupSoupAD: pests have this oa army war room on irc server blondie.mi.us.irctoo.net
SoupSoupAD: room name #patbattle
SoupSoupAD: i went into it today as ballbuster1
SoupSoupAD: and bostonstrangler gave me ops
thekmanredux: oooh
thekmanredux: infliltrating the army!
SoupSoupAD: i kick banned all 77 of them
JonNeedsSN: LOL
thekmanredux: haha
SoupSoupAD: it was glorious
thekmanredux: that is pretty funny
SoupSoupAD: it was
The Clear sTuFF: hhahha that is good
thekmanredux: what did they do
yr moms a ninja: haha yea thats funny
SoupSoupAD: cried
SoupSoupAD: 77 of them
SoupSoupAD: insane how many pests there are
thekmanredux: was anthony in there
thekmanredux: aka HIV
SoupSoupAD: no, but i think norton was
thekmanredux: reed's robe?
SoupSoupAD: there are still 24 of them in there
thekmanredux: so can you do whatever you want with that chat
thekmanredux: can you just constantly kick people off
thekmanredux: that wopuld be hilarious
SoupSoupAD: they prob are more careful who they op now
SoupSoupAD: they didnt question i wasnt ballbuster
thekmanredux: do you still have OP
SoupSoupAD: after i kick banned the entire room?
SoupSoupAD: are you nuts?
amberstylee: or 12 people
thekmanredux: oh i dont know how irc works
SoupSoupAD: 77
amberstylee: ok
SoupSoupAD: yeah its on irc
amberstylee: i never got kicked
JonNeedsSN: go in as Stingray
thekmanredux: can anyonw go in as any name?
SoupSoupAD: cause i like your sweet pussy baby
thekmanredux: you dotn have to register?
SoupSoupAD: it takes like butterscotch
SoupSoupAD: nope
SoupSoupAD: you can go in as anything
amberstylee: or cause your lieing through your teeth but whatever
SoupSoupAD: suck me beautiful
thekmanredux: so i can go in as anthony
thekmanredux: and be like "you are all losers, my gf fucked spaz"
SoupSoupAD: stingray is in there now
SoupSoupAD: #patbattle
thekmanredux: i dont have irc
SoupSoupAD: on blondie.mi.us.irctoo.net
SoupSoupAD: <!-- w --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.mirc.com">http://www.mirc.com</a><!-- w -->
thekmanredux: too lazy
SoupSoupAD: takes 3 seconds to install
SoupSoupAD: faggot
thekmanredux: get them all to come into here
The Clear sTuFF: you are the biggest geekazoid ever
amberstylee: corinne wants an invite
SoupSoupAD: irc is not geeky
The Clear sTuFF: tell her, contrary to belief, we are not giving away free chipwich's in here
thekmanredux: who is corinne
thekmanredux: chipwich's are tasty
amberstylee: haha
amberstylee: they sell those at the beach
yr moms a ninja has left the room.
thekmanredux: realyl?!
The Clear sTuFF: ....and every other store in the world
thekmanredux: OFF 2 DA BEACH
amberstylee: and the beach
thekmanredux: oh..
thekmanredux: i was all ready to go to the beach
The Clear sTuFF: ....they sell soda at the beach!
thekmanredux: YES
thekmanredux: 2 DA BEACH I GO
The Clear sTuFF: screw the supermarket, i want beach soda
amberstylee: me too
The Clear sTuFF: just invite that fat pig in here
amberstylee: not my room
The Clear sTuFF: keyser gives you permission
thekmanredux: keyser soze invite her in here
thekmanredux: what is her sn, ill invite her
The Clear sTuFF: try... fatspicorphanwhale
amberstylee: shes on under papagolash
The Clear sTuFF: try the one i suggested first
Papagolash has entered the room.
Papagolash: hi everyone
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The Clear sTuFF: hey beautiful
The Clear sTuFF: oooh who is that handsome boy on the left
Papagolash: go ahead say NOT YOU!
Papagolash: isnt he hot!
The Clear sTuFF: is that a question or a statement?
thekmanredux: yea clear stuff, say NOT YOU
The Clear sTuFF: so what is it like to be such a huge part of the show?!?!
thekmanredux: so...
thekmanredux: yea
The Clear sTuFF: ill wait till you clean the dorito residue off your fingers...
The Clear sTuFF: ok im gonna go get a chipwich
The Clear sTuFF: ...from the beach
The Clear sTuFF: and when i get back, i want people speaking!
thekmanredux: i am speaking
thekmanredux: r u back from da beach ye
thekmanredux: t
thekmanredux: well this worked out
The Clear sTuFF: ok i am back from the beach
amberstylee: enjoy your chipwich?
SoupSoupAD: give me a name of a wackbag mod
The Clear sTuFF: i didnt eat it, but i am out of breath because its a long run from boston to a beach
thekmanredux: papagolash
amberstylee: i can imagine
SoupSoupAD: Nickname is already in use.: Papagolash
SoupSoupAD: give me another
The Clear sTuFF: so you and chris are going to that resort?
thekmanredux: how did you get there, did you take BENS HOG
amberstylee: maybe
The Clear sTuFF: im pretty jealous
amberstylee: its expensive
The Clear sTuFF: worth it
Papagolash: im sorry
thekmanredux: can i see a pic of hummercash
amberstylee: you should come with your gf
Papagolash: did someone ask me something
thekmanredux: yes
Papagolash: ask again
The Clear sTuFF: yes, and you can scroll up and read it
The Clear sTuFF: what...
Papagolash: ok
The Clear sTuFF: why cant you just go up and fucking read it, jesus christ
amberstylee: to that resort
Papagolash: i will scroll up
JonNeedsSN has left the room.
The Clear sTuFF: yes i understand, i was talking to the immigrant
triciaj76 has left the room.
amberstylee: oh ok
Papagolash: oh ok, someone else
The Clear sTuFF: the best part of that place is definitely the glass floors
Papagolash: how am i a huge part of the show
Papagolash: ??
The Clear sTuFF: because you are huge, and you are part of the show
thekmanredux: AHHAHAHAHAHA
amberstylee: im just going to paint our pictures in it and pretend we went
Papagolash: lol
Papagolash: nice comeback
amberstylee: the glass floors are awesome
Papagolash: hey i had to gain weight for a project and now i've lost the weight
The Clear sTuFF: project im fucking hungry and cant control my eating habits?
Papagolash: sure, whatever gets you through the night
Papagolash: do you honestly think your tired words are bothering me at all
The Clear sTuFF: um...no
amberstylee: i think im going to go soon, im getting sleepy
The Clear sTuFF: but, its fun regardless
Papagolash: love you snuggles
thekmanredux: i think you are bothered
Papagolash: not at all
The Clear sTuFF: yeah i think you are bothered also
amberstylee: and i have to walk my dog still
The Clear sTuFF: as displayed by the 13 year old girl retorts
Papagolash: trust me..
The Clear sTuFF: you are defending your weight to a perfect stranger
The Clear sTuFF: haha perfect stranger, what the fuck
amberstylee: i liked perfect strangers
Papagolash: please with the shit i've dealt with being called fat when i know im not is the least of my problems
The Clear sTuFF: well you keep defending yourself
thekmanredux: what have you dealt with
amberstylee: balki is on surreal life
Papagolash: not defending, i know i got chubby we all do sometimes
The Clear sTuFF: i dont
thekmanredux: yea he doesnt
Papagolash: dead parents and shit of that nature
The Clear sTuFF: you and op have so much in common!
Papagolash: i know
Papagolash: omg
The Clear sTuFF: ok you are bff with the boys so can you ask opie if the car crash is his least favorite sound effect?
amberstylee: my dads on the lamb ni brazil. hes an outlaw
Papagolash: except mine died tragically
The Clear sTuFF: yeah you are right,a car accident is subtle.
Papagolash: no i think it's the vacuum cleaner sound
Papagolash: it is compared to how mine went
thekmanredux: how did they duie?!!??!
The Clear sTuFF: well can you wait till i am finished enjoying my chipwich
Papagolash: i would have preferred that
The Clear sTuFF: NO CAN YOU JUST WAIT TILL IM DONE EATING
The Clear sTuFF: I WANT TO ENJOY
The Clear sTuFF: THIS SANDWICH OF ICE CREAM
thekmanredux: i am in suspense
Papagolash: hurry the fuck up then
The Clear sTuFF: i still have like 5/6 of it left
amberstylee: i wish you would have gotten me a chipwich and walked it here from the beach
The Clear sTuFF: i would have!
Papagolash: yeah what liz said
amberstylee: you should have
amberstylee: and a beach soda
The Clear sTuFF: no, corrine you dont need any chipwiches
Papagolash: lol
The Clear sTuFF: lots of carbs
The Clear sTuFF: yeah, a chipwich and a beach soda
The Clear sTuFF: the tops!
thekmanredux: how did your parents die?!
amberstylee: i actually like those ice cream bars that have the candy bar in them
The Clear sTuFF: are you making this ice cream bar up?!
amberstylee: no it exists!
The Clear sTuFF: and can you get it at other places besides the beach?
amberstylee: i think this is all over
amberstylee: not just the beach
The Clear sTuFF: its the new sensation
The Clear sTuFF: what candy bar...
amberstylee: sweeping the nation
The Clear sTuFF: are you sure you are not confusing this ice cream bar with "the virus"?
thekmanredux: haha
amberstylee: no
The Clear sTuFF: I SMELL A NEW BIT!
amberstylee: very different
thekmanredux: are you sure you are not confusing ice cream with BENS HOG, CAUSE ITS SO BIG THAT IT LITERLALY SWEEPS THE NATION
Papagolash: mother died during childbirth labor, they gave her to much epyderall and that triggered a heart attack... they had to do a c-section ended up cutting the artery in her leg and she hemmoraged to death.... they cut the baby's head...
Papagolash: unluckily the baby survived... funny right
Papagolash: hahahah
amberstylee: chocolate candy bar inside vanilla ice cream with a chocolate shell
thekmanredux: thats not funny at all, you have a sick sense of humor
thekmanredux: sheesh
The Clear sTuFF: yeah that is not funny
The Clear sTuFF: at all
thekmanredux: wtf
Papagolash: hey i have to laugh at the irony
Papagolash: puerto ricans are put on this earth to have children
thekmanredux: who laughs at chopped baby heads, thats fucking sick
The Clear sTuFF: puerto ricans are put on this earth to tease me
Papagolash: nooo.. they just cut it
Papagolash: a small cut on his head
thekmanredux: oh i though they chopped its head off
Papagolash: my father died due to his heart exploding cause someone gave him rat poison as herion and he didnt know
The Clear sTuFF: oh well that happens to the best of us
thekmanredux: was your father named DIG
Papagolash: yeah, i know
The Clear sTuFF: the old rat poison heroin switcheroo
amberstylee: hahahha
Papagolash: i know! who does that anymore
Papagolash: hahahahahahah
thekmanredux: its a good thing all this stuff happened so now you arent bothered by fat jokes
thekmanredux: amen!
The Clear sTuFF: hahahahah
SoupSoupAD: papa!
Papagolash: i know
SoupSoupAD: papa, can you make a mod on wackbag?
Papagolash: it's a blessing
SoupSoupAD: me, wackbag kid, and sleeper
SoupSoupAD: your dads heart exploded cause it was filled with love for you
The Clear sTuFF: ...why are you making light of this keyser
The Clear sTuFF: we are having a serious convo
SoupSoupAD: im not
thekmanredux: seriously
SoupSoupAD: im serious
thekmanredux: thats fucked up
The Clear sTuFF: yeah thats really messed up
SoupSoupAD: his dad loved him so much his heart exploded
thekmanredux: when your dad dies of heroin, i hope you laugh too
thekmanredux: asshole
The Clear sTuFF: it was rat poison
SoupSoupAD: he didnt die from herion
SoupSoupAD: he died from love
Papagolash: yeah, get it right
Papagolash: tool
SoupSoupAD: the love a father has for a soin
The Clear sTuFF: yeah tool
SoupSoupAD: or a son
The Clear sTuFF: ass f
The Clear sTuFF: I SMELL A NEW BIT
thekmanredux: well he was still using heroin at the time
SoupSoupAD: the kind of love only a father and his wackbag moderating son can have
Papagolash: yeah, but it was the rat poison that blew up his part
amberstylee: son?
SoupSoupAD: is stingray sort of like a father figure to you now?
The Clear sTuFF: wow you are totally out of the loop you guido
Papagolash: seriously!
thekmanredux: keyser why are you making light of such a tragedy
SoupSoupAD: im not
thekmanredux: this is truly fucked
The Clear sTuFF: listen, dennis and i are trying to work a double date angle here...
The Clear sTuFF: so....
The Clear sTuFF: dibs on the one that doesnt look like a man!
thekmanredux: can i have the hot one aka amberstyle
SoupSoupAD: did suzie supply your dads heroin?
thekmanredux: wtf
Papagolash: yeah, she's at least white
The Clear sTuFF: oh good point, you are a rican
amberstylee: im not hot, im horribly disfigured from a diving accident
thekmanredux: yea and her parents are alive, thats so hot!!
Papagolash: that's right
Papagolash: lol
The Clear sTuFF: ok you get the gringa
SoupSoupAD: im sorry amber, did they miss by much?
The Clear sTuFF: i get the chocha monster
thekmanredux: amberstylee, you are hot
thekmanredux: i saw your pic yopu linked
Papagolash: she is
The Clear sTuFF: you know who isnt hot
The Clear sTuFF: callmeqtie
SoupSoupAD: shes about as hot as marion
The Clear sTuFF: i THINK
The Clear sTuFF: she has a cock
Papagolash: i kissed liz.. so she has a little rican in her now
The Clear sTuFF: and also aids
thekmanredux: oof
thekmanredux: i didnt need to know that
amberstylee: and herpes
Papagolash: lol\
The Clear sTuFF: you also kissed ricky the intern
Papagolash: damn
Papagolash: yeah that was unfortunate
The Clear sTuFF: for him
Papagolash: that's what i meant
The Clear sTuFF: no its not
Papagolash: i'm all about the sself loathing
SevnSola has entered the room.
Papagolash: i hate myself and i am atrocious
SoupSoupAD: msg me when we are talking about the dead dad again
The Clear sTuFF: you dont have to loathe yourself, we can loathe you instead
thekmanredux: amberstyle, do you want to ditch the zero and get with the hero
thekmanredux: aka me
SevnSola: chris liz, you still up?
Papagolash: no jim, just liz
amberstylee: i cant sleep
Papagolash: and the freak of a chick me
thekmanredux: amberstyle why are you ignoring me?!?!
The Clear sTuFF: ahahhah hahhahah the zero
SevnSola: oops.... meant to say christ*
amberstylee: sorry im slow
thekmanredux: can i come down to florida and make sweet love 2 u
amberstylee: i dont think so
Papagolash: no... shes taken
thekmanredux: chris hhummercash can watch
thekmanredux: or join in
thekmanredux: whatever
amberstylee: no he only liks to watch me with the ladies
The Clear sTuFF: can i?
thekmanredux: hey orphan, stop cock blocking
amberstylee: likes*
thekmanredux: is hummercahs a more attractive lad than i
amberstylee: i dont know who you are
SevnSola: hummercash is hott
thekmanredux: i am asking clear stuff
thekmanredux: duh
The Clear sTuFF: yes he is
thekmanredux: :-(
thekmanredux: i want to see pix and be the judge
Papagolash: oohh... new wackbag name
thekmanredux: huh
Papagolash: rican orphan... kind of a oxymoron
The Clear sTuFF: i dont think thats an oxymoron
thekmanredux: what?!
thekmanredux: how is that an oxymoron
Papagolash: think about it
thekmanredux: i am,
Papagolash: come on
SoupSoupAD: i love the mr met commercials
Papagolash: think
thekmanredux: and its not an oxymoron
SevnSola: that's calle redundant
Papagolash: are you sure
amberstylee: all ricans are orphans?
thekmanredux: do you know what an oxymoron is
SoupSoupAD: its dog night at coors field
Papagolash: no im rican
Papagolash: i know nothing
SevnSola: now, a smart rican, that's an oxymoron
thekmanredux: yes
thekmanredux: that is an oxymoron
SevnSola: or an ugly rican, that is one too
thekmanredux: no
SevnSola: cuz they are all hot
thekmanredux: not true
amberstylee: fuck
amberstylee: i really want a chipwich
amberstylee: this sucks
The Clear sTuFF: should go to the beach
amberstylee: nah the beach is closed
The Clear sTuFF: then how did i get mine?
amberstylee: they turn it off at night
thekmanredux: come to my place, ill give you a chipwich!
amberstylee: you bribed them
thekmanredux: and more!!!
amberstylee: you used your boyish charm
The Clear sTuFF: jewish charm
amberstylee: that too
SevnSola: jewish charm...... loads o $$$$$4
Papagolash: hey youre really gonna hate me now
Papagolash: im also a jew
thekmanredux: hey amberstylee, did you know that i look like opie
Papagolash: i converted years ago
The Clear sTuFF: you are right, i do hate you more now
amberstylee: i dont think opies very attractive
thekmanredux: oh :-(
amberstylee: hes ok
amberstylee: i guess
thekmanredux: man you are mean
thekmanredux: wtf
Papagolash: after ol' mommy bled to death... lived with jews and i converted
amberstylee: i didnt think you were serious
thekmanredux: well you thought wrong
amberstylee: oh
thekmanredux: way to absh someone's looks like that
thekmanredux: completely unprovoked
amberstylee: hes not ugly.. im just not really into blonde guys
thekmanredux: here i am complimenting you and you go and say that shit
Papagolash: opie's hot...
amberstylee: i never said you were ugly fella, calm down
thekmanredux: w/e!
thekmanredux: next time maybe yiou can learn a little tact
thekmanredux: sheesh
amberstylee:
SevnSola: liz has no tact..... tells it like it is, which is why i <3 her
The Clear sTuFF: who are you
SevnSola: i'm on the board
thekmanredux: so
Papagolash: yeah so
thekmanredux: i am just kidding, i look like anthony
thekmanredux: burn marks and all
The Clear sTuFF: i look like sexbagel
amberstylee: im not into the show people
thekmanredux: not even sexbagel/
thekmanredux: ?
amberstylee: nah
Papagolash: liz gets a chipwich...... liz gets a chipwich...
thekmanredux: you sure are picky
Papagolash: ugh
Papagolash: eric
amberstylee: not really just satisfied with what i have i guess
Papagolash: ugh
thekmanredux: are you saying that hummercahs has a huge dong
The Clear sTuFF: oh i bet he does
The Clear sTuFF: large boy
amberstylee: i have a good guy
The Clear sTuFF: that much i do agree, he is a nice gent
The Clear sTuFF: even though he tells you secrets about njwowfan
Papagolash: ooohh
amberstylee: he doesnt tell me anything.. i dont get involved in board nonsense
SoupSoupAD: last chance
The Clear sTuFF: oh yeah i forgot that was callmeqtie
SoupSoupAD: beltran
SoupSoupAD: floyd
SoupSoupAD: wright
Papagolash: yeah that whore
SoupSoupAD: down 5-3
The Clear sTuFF: she is the worst
amberstylee: how old are you soup?
SoupSoupAD: my money is on minky to win the game
SoupSoupAD: 29
Papagolash: far worse that that donkey cunt chick
SoupSoupAD: dont you fuck her?
The Clear sTuFF: IT IS HER
The Clear sTuFF: YOU STUPID ITAL
thekmanredux: hahahhahahaha
thekmanredux: EHEHEHEHEHHE
amberstylee: wow keyser
SoupSoupAD: im not paying attention
SoupSoupAD: i was in .net chat
thekmanredux: amberstyle, i bet youd dump hummercash for keyser
thekmanredux: he is really hot
SoupSoupAD: donkey cunt, did you wreck shit in foundry last nite?
amberstylee: i doubt it
thekmanredux: you havent seen pics
Papagolash: jackass
SoupSoupAD: i wouldnt fuck her
thekmanredux: the man is a 10
SoupSoupAD: i have a hot gf
amberstylee: pics dont matter
thekmanredux: yea rite
SoupSoupAD: i dont want some wackbag message board trash
amberstylee: ugh
SoupSoupAD: id slit my wrists first
thekmanredux: oh snap
The Clear sTuFF: yeah he is handsome
SoupSoupAD: im too good for those nasty whores
amberstylee: and obsessed with message boards
amberstylee: a real winner
thekmanredux: ohhhhh
SevnSola: most of the chicks there are lame..... but there are a few good ones
thekmanredux: its on now
thekmanredux: keyser are you gonna take that
SoupSoupAD: yes
thekmanredux: cmon
thekmanredux: pussy
SoupSoupAD: cause its true
SoupSoupAD: im obsessed with messageboards
SoupSoupAD: dont you see me posting on wackbag all day?
amberstylee: no cause youre banned
thekmanredux: OH
thekmanredux: SHIT
SoupSoupAD: i am?
The Clear sTuFF: i like liz, she has got some spunk!
thekmanredux: sassy gal she is
SoupSoupAD: my proxies tell me otherwise
Papagolash: sassy
thekmanredux: OH SHIT BUSTIN OUT THE PROXY CARD
SoupSoupAD: word life
amberstylee: but you waste your time trying to get on everything and talking abuot old boards getting shut down like theyre high school football glory days
thekmanredux: hear that liz, keyser has mad proxies
SoupSoupAD: get on what?
SoupSoupAD: i point out how silly you guys are
SoupSoupAD: its funny
SoupSoupAD: you and you're crazy message boards
SoupSoupAD: your
SoupSoupAD: obsessing over the word spaz
amberstylee: im not serious like the rest of these people.. i post at work cause im bored. then i go home and have a life
SoupSoupAD: thats cool
amberstylee: i dont care about spaz or melinda fucking him
thekmanredux: what are you doing in chat at 1 am then
amberstylee: i cant sleeo
SoupSoupAD: i dont have a problem with folks like you
amberstylee: sleep*
SoupSoupAD: cmon wright get on
SoupSoupAD: how do the mets only score 3 in coors?
amberstylee: and i have an open schedule so i go in when i want mostlyu
thekmanredux: cause they suck
The Clear sTuFF: who is spaz
SoupSoupAD: btw i went 5 for 6 today
SoupSoupAD: with a double and a triple
SoupSoupAD: 6 rbis
thekmanredux: you are on the mets?
SoupSoupAD: there you go wright
Papagolash: wow violence
SoupSoupAD: no im on the discraziados
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SoupSoupAD: base hit
SoupSoupAD: piazza home run
SoupSoupAD: calling it right now
SoupSoupAD: tie the game
SevnSola has left the room.
SevnSola has entered the room.
thekmanredux: ok im wathcing this
Papagolash: im out, thanks for the laughs
thekmanredux: piazza's got nothing
SoupSoupAD: 2-0
Papagolash: nite liz
Papagolash: nite jim
thekmanredux: hahah waht a fag
SoupSoupAD: his bat broke
SevnSola: later corrine, bj
thekmanredux: the mets suuuuuck
SoupSoupAD: if he used a louisville slugger thats gone
Papagolash has left the room.
SoupSoupAD: well at least zito and garcia got me 35 pts tonight
SoupSoupAD: schmidt fucked me
thekmanredux: at least@!
The Clear sTuFF: she has had it rough!
SoupSoupAD: actually his bullpen fucked him
SevnSola: i gotta run too. thanks for the invite keyser
thekmanredux: BYE
SoupSoupAD: 1 run in 7 innings
amberstylee: night jim
SoupSoupAD: BYE SOLA
thekmanredux: who is jim
SoupSoupAD: who is that guy?
thekmanredux: norton?!?!1
thekmanredux: OMG
thekmanredux: OMG
thekmanredux: OMG
thekmanredux: OMG
amberstylee: haha
thekmanredux: OMG
thekmanredux: OMG
SevnSola: not norton
thekmanredux: NORTON YOU STINK AND I DONT LIK U JK I LUV U
SoupSoupAD: i just invited norton
SoupSoupAD: lets see if he joins
thekmanredux: hahaha really
SoupSoupAD: yes
SevnSola has left the room.
thekmanredux: invite op1027
SoupSoupAD: yellowtreats on AIM
SoupSoupAD: is norton
thekmanredux: doenst he just have aol though
SoupSoupAD: op1027 isnt on
thekmanredux: can he come into aim cahts
SoupSoupAD: no he can chat
thekmanredux: ooho i hope he comes in
thekmanredux: it would be funny if he rejected your invite though
thekmanredux: cause you are a liberal fag
SoupSoupAD: he didnt reject
SoupSoupAD: he just didnt respond
The Clear sTuFF: hey whens that interview
thekmanredux: even worse!
thekmanredux: no acknowledgement
SoupSoupAD:
thekmanredux: tell him you are the founder of oauncensored
amberstylee: i have to try to sleep
amberstylee: night everyone
thekmanredux: bye
amberstylee has left the room.
SoupSoupAD: nite whore
thekmanredux: where is yellow treats?!
SoupSoupAD: ask him
thekmanredux: is he...scared :-(
SoupSoupAD: on AIM
SoupSoupAD: to join
thekmanredux: you already did
SoupSoupAD: talk to him
thekmanredux: im nervous :-(
SoupSoupAD: use your boyish charm
SoupSoupAD: he likes young boys LOLLERS!!!!
thekmanredux: i am a zilch!
thekmanredux: yech!
SoupSoupAD: will the mets get soriano?
The Clear sTuFF: yea
The Clear sTuFF: for zambrano i believe
thekmanredux: soup, tell norton you want to interview him for oauncensored
The Clear sTuFF has left the room.
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