I mean really, are people at Penn Station that hard up for pretzels that there needs to be 2 pretzel places in the same building, granted it's a big building but really, i'm pretty sure there's only one krispy kreme, and donuts > pretzels.
They finally opened a Krispy Kreme here in Portland. As near as I can tell, I'm the only person in the city who didn't line up to get a fucking donut. I don't care if they're laced with crack, there is absolutely no reason to line up outside a building to get a fucking donut.
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