I'm engaged

Sir O · 12-24-2005, 10:30 PM

What did I do? Ring and everything. I love her. I've been friends with her younger brother for 13 years, since high school, and he hated when I said "I want to fuck your sister". She dated a complete loser for a long time.

But she's my Peruvian Princess. Her name is Ines. Laugh at me or whatever I don't fucking care. I'm happy so fuck you.

I'm also very close to a 6 figure income...which is why I haven't been around, sorry. I'm probably last in the fantasy BBall league. Maybe fall from grace? I dunno, I'll see.

Goatweed · 12-24-2005, 10:59 PM

Congrats - sounds like youre having a great holiday thus far!

diceisgod · 12-24-2005, 11:11 PM

can't wait for your divorce thread

Keyser Soze · 12-24-2005, 11:13 PM

flip a coin.

The Sleeper · 12-25-2005, 03:32 AM

congrats on the 6 figure income

Sir O · 12-25-2005, 05:45 AM

Oh, and I also got a kitten, I named him/her Chairman Meow (too young to be sexed yet).

He/she's sitting on my shoulder right now and it's perfect.

Keyser Soze · 12-25-2005, 05:45 AM

thats the strangest pussy you'll be getting for some time now.

The Jays · 12-25-2005, 07:30 AM

hehe, chairman meow

Buttmunch · 12-25-2005, 01:11 PM

Peruvian?

She's probably got some great blow.

Keep an eye out for DIG.

Mad · 12-25-2005, 04:29 PM

Congrats on your pending nuptials. Amazing what some will do for a green card.

coppelia · 12-27-2005, 03:13 PM

congratulations!

Hoon · 12-27-2005, 03:44 PM

gonzo would congratulate you but he's too busy thinking about himself.

crx girl · 12-28-2005, 08:39 AM

congrats! i'm getting dangerously close to that myself. it's a wonderful feeling just don't let the ktten steal food off your plate, he'll never learn

Goatweed · 12-28-2005, 05:41 PM

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Tequila · 12-28-2005, 05:50 PM

Quote:What did I do?

That reads to me like you are asking - why did I do this?

Quote:Laugh at me or whatever I don't fucking care. I'm happy so fuck you.

Then in the next statement you tell us to go fuck ourselves.

Which is it, are you happy or are you questioning your actions?[/quote]

Gooch · 12-28-2005, 07:00 PM

i can't wait till I'm engaged.

Unfortunately, it has to do with fruit filling.

crx girl · 12-29-2005, 07:35 AM

Goatweed Wrote:</3

sorry, but you did go and get all married with children first

Goatweed · 12-29-2005, 04:02 PM

crx girl Wrote:
Goatweed Wrote:</3

sorry, but you did go and get all married with children first

this is 2005 - since when does that matter?

The Jays · 12-29-2005, 04:11 PM

she got a pre-pre engagement ring pop

Goatweed · 12-29-2005, 06:22 PM

we should still fuck.