Can anyone give me a real good assessment of Brokeback Mtn?

[fast_cheap_outofcontrol]

As groundbreaking as Citizen Kane.

All the drama of Gone with the Wind.

Leaps tall buildings like superman?

Has all the class of a New Years day parade?

Should have been named Humpback Mtn?

I want to know, I don't want to spend the money, on principle.

I don't want to seem like a geek and not know the real truth about this flick.

Is it a chick flick?

Is it a date movie?

Would you take Mom to see it?

Would you take your heterosexual lover to see it?

How about your gay/lesbo lover?

What's the buzz?

Is it worth 7.50 to see? hock:

[Goatweed]

it's gay.

[Adolf]

As groundbreaking as Citizen Kane.
No

All the drama of Gone with the Wind.
No

Leaps tall buildings like superman?
In a gay, I wear tights kinda way, yes.

Has all the class of a New Years day parade?
Yeah if you consider standing around like a yokel for 10 hours to watch a ball drop for 10 seconds.

Should have been named Humpback Mtn?
Yes but they should have spelled out mountain.

I want to know, I don't want to spend the money, on principle.

I don't want to seem like a geek and not know the real truth about this flick.

Is it a chick flick?
Yes, if your chick likes watching gay sex.

Is it a date movie?
If you're gay.

Would you take Mom to see it?
If I was coming out of the closet.

Would you take your heterosexual lover to see it?
I don't have one.

How about your gay/lesbo lover?
Yes

What's the buzz?
This movie is about fags for fags

Is it worth 7.50 to see?
In your case, yes.

[The Jays]

i know it's about homosexual stuff, and that it's is totally original and witty to immediately laugh and make jokes about gay people.

[Adolf]

SALT LAKE CITY - A movie theater owned by Utah Jazz owner Larry Miller abruptly changed its screening plans and decided not to show the film "Brokeback Mountain." The film, an R-rated Western gay romance story, was supposed to open Friday at the Megaplex at Jordan Commons in Sandy, a suburb of Salt Lake City. Instead it was pulled from the schedule.

A message posted at the ticket window read: "There has been a change in booking and we will not be showing 'Brokeback Mountain.' We apologize for any inconvenience."

Cal Gunderson, manager of the Jordan Commons Megaplex, declined to comment.

The film, starring Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal, is about two cowboys who discover feelings for one another. The two eventually marry women but rekindle their relationship over the years.

The movie's distributor, Focus Features, said that hours before opening, the theater management "reneged on their licensing agreement," and refused to open the film.

Gayle Ruzicka, president of the conservative Utah Eagle Forum, said not showing the film set an example for the people of Utah.

"I just think (pulling the show) tells the young people especially that maybe there is something wrong with this show," she said.

Mike Thompson, executive director of the gay rights advocacy group Equality Utah, called it disappointing.

"It's just a shame that such a beautiful and award-winning film with so much buzz about it is not being made available to a broad Utah audience because of personal bias," he said.

[The Jays]

its just like when people bitched about the Beach Boys' "God Only Knows" and had it banned from radio

[fast_cheap_outofcontrol]

That about wraps that flick up...in a gay kind of way.

[Adolf]

i know it's about homosexual stuff, and that it's is totally original and witty to immediately laugh and make jokes about gay people.

cause they like sex with the same sex, which makes them gay but more importantly, faggots!